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Happy Valentine's Day humorous copywriting sentences for singles

Happy Valentine's Day humorous copywriting sentences for singles (Part 1)

1. I wish all lovers will eventually get married. I also wish all the singles out there to be happy and get everything they want!

2. I’m convinced, why do other people look for a partner just like calling the police, and find it in ten minutes? When I find a partner, it’s like your mother is solving a case, without any clues.

3. I am just an ordinary single genius.

4. What does it matter if it rains outside? As long as your heart is clear, it will be sunny every minute.

5. When you break up, don’t tell me that we are not suitable. I am a fucking Martian and I am not suitable for the earth.

6. It seems like you and I are left alone on Valentine’s Day this year, my bed!

7. I am introverted and withdrawn. Even three minutes of warmth would like to accompany you for many years.

8. The love between children and other things, it affected my eldest brother so much that I went into the world.

9. Valentine’s Day without a lover, without flowers in front of and under the moon, holding hands. No more chatting and whispering about love together.

10. If you like someone, just confess it. What if you become a spare tire?

11. After thinking about it, if I were not single tomorrow I would have to spend money on gifts. It would be better to be single.

12. Love hangs high and defeats the Ox and the Weaver Girl.

13. Some people are in love, some are cheating, and some are widowed from beginning to end.

14. Love everything in the world, no favorite, no exception.

15. There are people who like loneliness, but they don’t like disappointment. Happy Valentine's Day humorous copywriting sentences for singles (Part 2)

16. You agreed to be singles together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.

17. No matter how far we are apart, one day we will meet in the most beautiful place. Don’t forget our date.

18. Behind every single person, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

19. On Valentine’s Day without a lover, I hope you can be happy too.

20. Valentine’s Day has never happened once, but I’ve always been there for Singles’ Day!

21. Don’t say Happy Valentine’s Day to me on Valentine’s Day, unless you want to spend it with me.

22. Teach you the most effective way to get out of being single and become my wife.

23. As a single person, as long as the person I like is good, that is my best Valentine's Day gift.

24. We: bored at home, others: sucked dry.

25. My main ingredients are 99% cute + 1% single.

26. It’s Valentine’s Day and I don’t have anything to give, so I’ll give a few who like to show affection off my list. Bar.

27. Just post your transfers as much as you want, and I’ll see who I can borrow money from in the next two days.

28. Valentine's Day is coming. If you like me, it doesn't matter. I like to study.

29. In fact, being single is not terrible. What is terrible is that there is not even one person you like.

30. In fact, it’s good to be single, and you don’t need to explain your affairs with anyone. Funny girls’ humorous copywriting for singles on Valentine’s Day

Funny humorous girls’ copywriting for singles on Valentine’s Day Part 1

1. Don’t talk about Valentine’s Day with me, let me tell you, I only celebrate Children’s Day!

2. Think about last Valentine’s Day, when five people chased me at the same time, how it felt.

3. Last year I was a single pig, this year I am a single rat.

4. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hillside.

5. You agreed to be single together, but you secretly got a boyfriend.

6. I am just an ordinary single genius.

7. Confidence and security are given by yourself. If you have been single for a long time, you will know how important it is to be strong.

8. Showing affection in front of me is nothing. If you have the ability, bring me to a room with you. I want to see what love looks like up close.

9. My girlfriend does not worship money, is not vain, is not lazy, does not exist.

10. On Valentine’s Day, you don’t have to wish all the lovers in the world a happy day, they are already happy today.

11. I feel sad when I mention this matter. When can I talk nonsense to others?

12. I am the successor of socialism, how can I talk about the love between my children?

13. Your aunt introduces you to a boy with good conditions. Go and have a look tomorrow!

14. Does anyone need a light bulb during New Year’s Eve? It doesn’t matter whether you eat or not, the main thing is to see love up close.

15. The country’s delivery is too slow, and I haven’t received my boyfriend yet. Funny Girls' Humorous Copywriting for Singles on Valentine's Day Part 2

16. Hello, I am a lifetime honorary member of the Global Singles Anti-Show Affection Alliance.

17. It’s not terrible to have no lovers. What’s terrible is that others think I have a bunch of them! And I don’t even know who my lover is.

18. A girl just said she liked me, but I deleted her immediately. Bah, she wanted to trick me into giving me a Valentine’s Day gift!

19. Don’t say Happy Valentine’s Day to me on Valentine’s Day, unless you want to spend it with me.

20. Those who say they rent themselves out on Valentine’s Day, don’t be stupid, okay? No one wants it for free usually, but now they are charging money.

21. Valentine’s Day has never happened once, but I’ve always been there for Singles’ Day!

22. Recruit ten boyfriends online, and the one who chats privately first will become the leader.

23. No gifts for Valentine’s Day this year, only boyfriends.

24. The whole world is full of the sour smell of love, but I am the only one who exudes the fragrance of being single.

25. Do you need me to play girlfriend on Valentine’s Day tomorrow?

26. If you feel lonely alone on Valentine’s Day, turn off the lights, turn on the computer and play a ghost movie After a while, you will feel that there are people in the kitchen, in the toilet, and under the bed. There are people everywhere, and it is very lively.

27. We are: lonely souls, lonely philosophers, proud wanderers, lone wolves in the Siberian snowfields.

28. Hello, do you like me? If you like me, just breathe.

29. O God! Give me a lover. Valentine's Day is coming soon. I have already spent many Singles' Days. I don't want to have to watch other people celebrate Valentine's Day!

30. Someone asked me if I am alone on Valentine’s Day? Funny, could a person turn into a dog? Groups of humorous and funny text messages for singles on Valentine's Day

Part 1 of group humorous and funny text messages for singles on Valentine's Day

1. Valentine's Day is not terrible, but the terrible thing is that the person who spends it with you is not the same every year. personal.

2. There are people who like loneliness, but they don’t like disappointment.

3. On Valentine’s Day, I want to dress beautifully and eat melon seeds at home.

4. If you go on a date with me at this time, that is not love, it is murder!

5. I am no longer single this summer, please call me hot dog.

6. No matter how far we are apart, one day we will meet in the most beautiful place. Don’t forget our date.

7. Valentine's Day is coming. Looking at the couples on the street, making love to each other, all kinds of feelings come to my heart, you know?

8. I am introverted and lonely. The warmth of minutes also wants to accompany you for many years.

9. Life is not only about the present, but also the wedding invitations from your ex.

10. Today’s version of me = 98% sour + 2% single.

11. You are unique among thousands of people, indeed you are unique in my eyes.

12. I am just an ordinary single genius.

13. When you are in love, only the other person has been with you. Singles have been accompanied by others.

14. The whole world is full of the sour smell of love, but I am the only one who exudes the fragrance of being single.

15. Stop saying that you are single. Dogs will die long ago by your age.

Valentine's Day humorous group text messages for singles Part 2

16. On Valentine's Day, you don't have to wish all the lovers in the world a happy day, they are already very happy today.

17. Today is the day. Please pay attention to the National Two Sessions tomorrow and the next two days.

18. Singles’ Day is coming soon. Ugly people can’t wait to find someone to make do with, but handsome people still stick to their principles and remain single.

19. Are you there? Those who want to fall in love with me, those who don’t want to, don’t breathe.

20. The cold wave and dog food are coming in large areas today, please take precautions.

21. The carnival of the festival, the romance of lovers, all the happiness has nothing to do with me.

22. Stop being single all the time. According to your age, you are a single turtle, according to your size, you are a single pig, and according to your IQ, you are a single fool.

23. Love everything in the world, no favorite, no exception.

24. Valentine’s Day has never happened once, but I’ve always been there for Singles’ Day!

25. In fact, it’s good to be single, and you don’t need to explain your affairs with anyone.

26. "Hey, why are you alone on Valentine's Day?" "Half a person is afraid of scaring you."

27. Hello, do you like me? If you like me, just breathe.

28. Stop saying you have loneliness and strong alcohol. In fact, you are a single dog.

29. The giant wheel of love sinks as soon as it sinks. Only the big tree of singles remains standing.

30. On Valentine’s Day, I suggest that you don’t show off your gifts. Instead, you can show off your boyfriend or girlfriend. Maybe they have the same style, or there may be popular ones. Single Valentine's Day

1. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you, I wouldn't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I wouldn't lose my self-confidence and fighting spirit, and I wouldn't be in pain . It would be great if I could stop loving you.

2. Delete everything and let time gradually wear away the memories

3. Life is an empty city, filled with deceptive love

4. There is no desert in the world. Every time I think of you, God drops a grain of sand, and the Sahara is born! There was no sea in this world, just because every time I miss you, God sheds a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

5. There is no perfect article in the world, just as there is no complete despair in the world.

6. If you care too much about someone, you will hurt yourself.

7. I love you, and for your happiness, I am willing to give up everything - including you.

8. What I am most afraid of after using my heart is betrayal.

9. I often like to say that we should be full of hope in life, but we don’t know where the next intersection is.

10. I miss you so much that I broke the phone line. I burned out my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all my sleeping pills, hey! But I still miss you.

11. Mud is a nest with a short mouth! Mud is the fragrance of the nest! Nest looked at Mud lovingly! Wo wants to say to Ni, Wo is short of Ni!

12. I was not involved in the past that you don’t want to mention

13. What you promised, but you forgot the person who has been waiting for you

14. After you told me so much, I am the only one left alone

15. You are poison, seeping into my blood, penetrating my nerves, controlling my brain, July Seven poisonous attacks, please don't forget to give me the antidote.

16. You live in my heart in the name of love, and I am trapped in your prison as a supporting role.

17. On Valentine’s Day, I am willing to be a fish, no matter what You braise it, boil it, steam it, and then lie in your tender stomach.

18. Life is already so difficult, so don’t expose some things.

19. If you can’t forget him, don’t forget him. True forgetting requires no effort.

20. If I hadn’t encountered so many twists and turns, how could I have come to your side.

21. The sun of my childhood in my memory has set from the caves and valleys of memory.

22. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

23. Thank God for letting me be lonely and endure the suffering of my soul.

24. Fear is a waste and redundant explanation, so I still choose to remain silent

25. Flowers and flowers leave the land to no one, and green gorse scratches its head. The king hid his face and could not save him. He looked back and saw the blood and tears flowing. ...The mandarin duck tiles are frosty and the flowers are heavy, and the emerald quilt is cold. ----Song of Everlasting Regret

26. Her sad and beautiful face is a poem that I will never tire of reading in my lifetime.

27. Meeting you in this life is like meeting a rainbow in the dark night

28. When we begin, we know that there will always be an end.

29. Insecure children always like to hug the quilt when sleeping.

30. I won’t get used to being without him, because I have never been used to having him.

31. At night, you have to look up at the stars in the sky. Mine is so small that I didn’t even point you to where it is. That's fine. To you, my star is just one of the stars in the sky. Therefore, you will love this sky full of stars, and all the stars will be your friends.

32. Fish says to water: You can’t see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

33. The way raindrops slide from the glass turns out to be traceable.

34. These words tell a story that no one understands, the overwhelming pain, and I lick the wounds alone

35. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine’s Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; roast you, braise you, braise you; fry you, pan-fry you, serve you cold!

36. Love is a kind of care. No matter where you go, your heart is tied to the ends of your hair.

37. It is difficult to love someone, and even harder to give up the one you love.

38. Sauvignon Blanc, the moon is cold at dawn, the wind is cold at night, lovers go back and forth alone during the festival, and Gu Yingzi feels sad. It's hard to see her, it's hard to think about her. I spend a long night sleeping with regret, asking if I have mercy on you.

39. There is only so much warmth in my life, and I gave it all to you, but you left me, and you told me how to smile at others again in the future

40. I think Write love as an immortal legend at the gate of the city

41. I want to put aside all indifference and become a warm and bright woman.

42. I have always had you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.

43. I spend my whole youth with you telling dirty lies.

44. I am so strong, so strong that I shed tears every night in the dead of night

45. What I want in the end is just to say I love you frankly< /p>