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What is the rank of thangavelu in India?

Indian names are complex and often vary according to nationality, region, caste and religion. For example, West Indies usually say their names first, then their father's name, and finally their family name; South Indians often connect the village name with the name and put it in front of it, so that people can directly know where he is from. Generally speaking, Indians have their first names first and their surnames last. For example, Fritz Gandhi, "Fritz" is a first name and "Gandhi" is a surname. Sikh men often add "Singh" (lion) to their names, while women often add "Kaul" (beauty) to their names.

Indian men have surnames instead of surnames, and women have surnames instead of surnames, because women take their husbands' surnames after marriage, and women's names often end with soft and clear long vowels.

People use "guru" to address their elders, meaning "teacher" and "elder", and use "Mahatma" as a title of respect for important people, such as Mahatma Tagore and Mahatma Gandhi. "Ba" means "Sir" and "Master". In daily life, it is most commonly used to add a "Ji" after the name to emphasize the tone and show respect and intimacy, such as Majida (mother) and Guruji (teacher), which are often used in face-to-face conversations and speeches.

Due to different religions, castes and positions, address habits are also quite different. For Muslims and Christians, they should be called "Mr Saheb". If an old Muslim is called "Haji", which means "pilgrim who has been to Mecca", he will be happy whether he has been there or not. For Sikhs, only calling him "Zelda fever" is a sign of respect.

In China, it is also common for couples not to call each other by their first names. If there are "father", "husband" and "wife" in their place, just call them by their first names. But it is totally unacceptable in India, and its severity is even worse than the legal provisions, because it is closely related to religious beliefs, and no one dares to cross the line.

Couples can't call each other by their first names, so it's usually not a big problem. If it's important, there will be more trouble. So there are many jokes in India. There is a joke that a couple went to the railway station to take a bus, but they got lost without getting on the bus. The train ticket was on her husband. The wife anxiously went to the studio to have it broadcast. The announcer asked, "What's your husband's name?" "His name is related to the expression of time." The woman can't directly say her husband's name. "see?" The announcer pointed to his watch and asked. "No, it's bigger than a watch." "Oh, I see, your husband's name is Big Ben!"