Very cold humor and jokes

Although some cold jokes are quite funny, in any case, such jokes will not laugh as much as normal jokes after listening to them.

Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

The symbol of immature men can be sacrificed for ideals, and the symbol of mature men can be despicable for ideals.

Relax. I am not a good person.

Walking alone on a noisy road, messy footsteps poured out my loneliness.

An era of promiscuity without love.

When you ignore me, I think you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

There is no swearing in this world. If you do more homework, you will.

If beauty is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime.

The wind is so strong that it is inconvenient to go out. I am so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone's arms, they won't return it.

Some people said I was handsome, but I smiled because I smiled more handsomely.

People who are super funny, good-natured, considerate and gentle are really picky, such as me.

I can press you with the keyboard, or I can make you feel ashamed of yourself with my beauty.

Recently, people always call me cute. I thought all night, but I didn't expect to miss the wind.

Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

Before you come near me, you should think clearly that I have nothing but handsome.

My confession is always simple and rude, and I have time to sleep together.

At school, Monday is the richest man, Tuesday is a local tyrant, Wednesday is a civilian, Thursday is a poor man, and Friday is bankruptcy.

I have mastered the method of hiding private money, and the next thing I need is money.

Although I have no books, notes, classes or review, I have a heart that I don't want to fail.

As an experienced person, I told you not to come.

When it comes to the advantages of boyfriends, in a word, five words will pick a girlfriend.

A girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery before, which was quite successful. I can't recognize who asked me for money anymore.

I love you, how many times have I said it, and how many people have changed.

Sometimes I pretend I don't want it because I can't get it.

There is a kind of woman: without makeup, she is still moving. There is a kind of woman who is afraid to meet people who don't wear makeup.

The meat that grows on the chest instead of the face is sensible meat!

If you take the initiative, we will not only have stories, but also have children.

I haven't seen you for a long time. I don't know how ugly you are.

If life deceives you, don't be sad or anxious, it will continue to deceive you tomorrow.

Don't bow your head, because you have a double chin.

If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't get sick.

My partner is very good, and he is also very good to me, to horses, rabbits and dogs.

One night, Xiao Ming was lying on the soft grass, and a meteor pierced the sky. Xiaoming soon made a wish to make me the most handsome person in the universe! Miracle happened and the meteor came back.

Weather forecast: Recently, a master of picking up girls was born. Attention, girls.

I have to discuss it with my date. Don't you have no date? So there is no need to discuss it.

True love clearly thinks that the other person is a pig, and is also worried about being taken away by others.

A woman named Wang Sicong's husband, that's enough. What qualifications do you have to be my mother?

There are always some fools who are friends I can't abandon.

No matter how high the martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives.

I must be reborn as a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.

Summer is not good. I didn't even drink the northwest wind when I was poor.

Confused and not pursuing the truth, hellip, the truth is a bitch!

I also have places to go, but I can't get there where I want to go.

Eat a little to lose weight.

It's almost the end of the world. If you have money, spend it quickly. If you die, it's useless.

I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

A man's words are like an old lady's teeth, how much is true.

When buying baked sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly what the stuffing is.

Ask what a sunny day is, and find someone to add cotton trousers.

The difference between me and Telunsu is that! I have low purity, and Telunsu has high purity!