What is Zhao Benshan’s classic line?

Some of Zhao Benshan’s classic lines are as follows:

1. Nine-eight-eight-nine-eight was incredible, the food harvest was great, the floods were driven away, the people lived and worked in peace and contentment, and we all praised the party’s leadership, especially the people The military is even more difficult to find in the world. There is chaos abroad and intrigues all day long. Today the cabinet steps down, tomorrow the prime minister is fired, after the financial crisis, the leader is impeached again. Looking at the world situation, the scenery is better here, thank you!

2. Anyone who has had sex with a partner knows that under normal circumstances, if you say the word "silly", it will be 80% correct.

3. Use the cup first, then the cup, and blow on the bottle with your small mouth.

4. I stayed with him every day, and finally helped him get rid of gastroptosis.

5. Don’t say you are not qualified to drive. Your appearance is against the rules.

6. If there is no one to teach you, sticky bean bags fall from the sky

7. Whether the cat can walk in a straight line or not depends entirely on the mouse.

8. If you ask a blind man to go to the Antarctic, he will not be able to find north at all; if you ask a cerebral thrombosis to move his lower fork, he will not be able to hook his legs at all; if you ask a giant monkey to wear a cheongsam, it will not see beauty at all; If you ask Pan Changjiang to kiss Zheng Haixia, he can't even reach his mouth.

9. A mouse works as an escort for a cat - making money at the expense of life

10. Who said my face looks like a shoehorn? This is a typical pig kidney face.

Extended information:

Some of Zhao Benshan’s classic sketches

1. In the 1990 CCTV Spring Festival Gala, the sketch "Blind Date" (Zhao Benshan, Huang Xiaojuan) won the "Double Star Cup" First place in drama and folk arts category.

2. In the 1991 CCTV Spring Festival Gala, the sketch "Little Nine Old Music" (Zhao Benshan, Yang Lei) won the first prize for the best program. ?

3. In the 1992 CCTV Spring Festival Gala, the sketch "I Want to Have a Family" (Zhao Benshan, Huang Xiaojuan) won the first prize in the drama category. ?

4. In the 1993 CCTV Spring Festival Gala, the sketch "Old Happy New Year" (Zhao Benshan, Yan Shuping, etc.) won the second place in the drama category. ?

5. In the 1995 CCTV Spring Festival Gala, the sketch "Uncle Niu Lifts the Stem" (Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Zhang Yuping) won the second prize in the sketch category. ?

6. In the 1996 CCTV Spring Festival Gala, the sketch "Three Whips" (Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Li Hai) won the second prize in the sketch category.

7. In the 1997 CCTV Spring Festival Gala, the sketch "Red Sorghum Model Team" (Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, etc.) won the second prize in the sketch category. ?

8. In the 1998 CCTV Spring Festival Gala, the sketch "New Year's Greetings" (Zhao Benshan, Gao Xiumin, Fan Wei) won the second prize in the sketch category. ?

9. In the 1999 CCTV Spring Festival Gala, the sketch "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow" (Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan, Cui Yongyuan) won the first prize. ?

10. In the 2000 CCTV Spring Festival Gala, the sketch "Hourly Worker" (Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan) won the first prize. ?

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