Pick up hot chicks's Connotation Joke

1, I like you who are not so good. 2, I don't know how to forget, so I keep it in mind. I want to tell you many stories, but I find that you have become my story. 4. You can't share your secret with everyone, because you know that not everyone understands you, just like if you talk too much about happiness, it will become boring, and if you talk too much about sadness, it will become boring. What you hide in your heart is just a gift from the person who knows you best in the future. I believe that regrets many years ago will become blessings many years later. 6. You said that drinking coffee and staying up late is bad for your health. I didn't listen to you, just like you said it was not good to like you, so I still kept it from you. 7. You know I hate cheating. Unexpectedly, you still can't help saying you're sorry. I have heard many friends talk about you, but I can only hide everything I know about you. 9. You must come on my wedding day. I want to see you one last time. 10, you advised me to go to bed early every day, you advised me not to be so tired, you said good night to me every day, and you finally said leave. 1 1, I want to fold 9 roses, 99 stars, 999 hearts and 9999 paper cranes; I just hope to take you and me on a trip. 12, I heard that you will come back next summer, and I'm already considering a retreat. 13, I miss that year, but unfortunately I will never come back. 14, since you left, our only intersection is us. 15, fish like water so much, but boiled fish. 16, I hope I don't meet you as a teenager, I'm afraid I'll miss it like this. 17 you are like a gust of wind blowing through my ears, and you can never catch the tenderness you gave me at that time. 18, I never take the initiative, but you have become my exception. 19, just because you gave me a short-lived beauty, I will return my life to you. 20. I'll pour my own cup. You're free. Pick up hot chicks's Connotation Joke 2 1. Let me tell you a story. This story is very long, so I'll make it short. I miss you. 2, you say that I am your Youlemei! I'm worth 3.50 pounds. I don't take the initiative to find you, not because you are unimportant, but because I don't know whether I am important or not. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance. Don't flirt with me, or I will flirt with you. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the bride. 7. I found you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo. I love you until the news broadcast is over. 9. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome? 10, why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something. 1 1. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married. 12, you were in my heart when you were thin, and then you got fat and fell into it. 13 Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times. 14, do you prefer cats or dogs, cats: meow; Dog: Wang Wang. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one? 16. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you. 17, I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings. 18, "classmate, may I know you?" "Why?" "I think your future has something to do with me." 19, since you said good night to me for the first time, I decided to give you a good night every day. 20. Can't you accompany your girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend. Oh? Didn't you say you always had a goddess? Am I not chatting with her? 2 1, I can't say you, but I like you. 22. I don't envy him for being more handsome than me. I don't envy him for being richer than me. What I envy is that he has you by his side. 23. Do you still want your mother? I'll give you my mother. 24. Do you know what I cherish most? This is the first word of this sentence. I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words. Pick up hot chicks Connotation Joke 3 1 I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow. I am less and less like myself now. So what do you look like? Like your husband. Do you know what I like to eat? Looking at you stupidly. 4. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you resonate with me? 4. What is my super power? I like you very much. 5. What's that spinning on the playground with the concert? Trojan horse? A Mu 6, I'm looking for a horse. What horse? Your micro signal. 8. I am as sure as a gun, except for a kiss. 9. Do you know what my shortcomings are? What? Your shortcomings. 10 You are very strange today. What happened? It looks good. 1 1, what time is it 12? No, this is the starting point of our happiness. 12, will you shut up? I didn't speak. Then why is your voice all I can think about? 13, can you help me wash something? Wash what? Like me 14, I don't think you are suitable for dating. Why? Suitable for marriage. 15, believe it or not, girls reply in your chat, boys reply, no, no, no, 16, you smile very sweet and taste very salty, 17, being my little princess, only eating my stick is not bitter, 18, others are close to you. I just want to fuck you. 20. "Let's be romantic", "How to be romantic" and "I will be slow" 2 1. You want to pull out the oxygen bottle and give Cao a good meal before I die. 22. Don't plant flowers. Come and plant strawberries with me. 23. "What did he do to make you like him so much?" 24. Wrong, you are 3. Why? Because besides you, I am still you. 25. My body is the best amusement park. Oh, stop playing. 26. What do you eat tonight? 27. Hello, can we meet? "I know your depth, and you know my length." 28. "I just want you to be my elevator." "Why?" "Up and down in my world, in and out" 29, "I'm so wandering, but I just want to stay on you" 30, sorry, I fell in love with you without permission.