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Funny tail slogan slogan daquan

(1) novice type

1. It is everyone's responsibility to take care of the rookie.

2. The novice hit the road and suddenly braked a few days later.

3. Absolute novice, extremely dangerous

4. Newcomers are trendy, and the more they push, the more yellow they become.

5. Novice new feet, step on the clutch.

6. The novice hand tide, the more urgent the face.

7. The new car is on the road, with a killer inside!

8. Novices on the road, turn off the fire at any time.

9. Driving a new car in a broken car is afraid of the king.

10. Novices can only take care of themselves on the road.

1 1. For beginners, pedestrians should pay attention to safety.

12. Beginners start and take ten steps back.

13. The brakes are out of order and are being repaired.

14. Borrow a car for self-study, and the brakes are unfamiliar.

15. Novice, new car, flustered

16. Initial "practice"

17. The hand is newer than the car.

18. Beginner turtle speed

19. Novice driver, good at braking suddenly.

20. Novice! Start back 10 meter!

2 1. novices drive, and veterans have to make a detour.

22. Beginners set sail with uncertain routes.

23. Old car, novice, drunk, all risks

I failed the road test five times.

25. novice driver, turtle speed.

26. I'm a novice, so don't worry. You can fly over me if you can.

27. Novices are not impatient on the road and don't mind walking uphill.

(2) Boasting narcissism

1. It's not my fault to be beautiful.

2. Alto: Don't bully me, my brother is Audi.

3. Otto: When I grow up, I want to be a Cadillac!

A luxury car posted: "Give me a break, you can't afford it." .

Although I am an old car, the loan has been paid off.

6. 10 years old, driving safely100km.

(3) Self-weakness type

1. A little face is stuck: a middle face.

2. The last steam locomotive that can run on the road in China.

Stay away from me, I'm shy.

4. Super melon is on the scene.

5. Older female drivers, take care!

6. Vehicles with frequent accidents, please make a detour.

(D) Threatening overbearing type

1. Absolute novice, absolute killer. It was either suicide or homicide.

2. Have the ability to beat me!

Take your name off the shelf and become a self-taught person.

This kind of car has the same basic configuration as a tank except fire control.

5. Tai Sen is sleeping in the car.

6. If you can see this slogan, it means that you are already in my hatred range.

(5) Warm and philosophical.

1. People are closer and cars are farther away.

2. The farthest you are my recent love.

Don't kiss me, I'm afraid of getting married.

Stay away from me, neither of us can stand kissing.

Only you silently support me behind my back.

6. Don't let us know each other because of the collision.

(6) be polite.

1. Please keep your distance.

You are in a hurry, you go first.

You go first, and I'll go later.

If you let me let you, the road will be wider.

Your car was too close to me when you saw this line.

Attention, please. There is a traffic policeman ahead.

(7) Nonsense type

1. "No indecent assault in public places"

2. "Don't touch me-I'm afraid to fix it."

3. "The novice is nearsighted and doesn't wear glasses."

4. "I am good at: emergency braking! ! "

5. "No money for overhaul, welcome to rear-end collision!"

6. "meat+grinding" is really extremely slow ... meat sandwich?

7. "Think of me as a red light."

8. "Don't blame me, blame the driving school"

9. "Female driver+running-in+first time = devil Prada"

10. "Super Melon Debut"

1 1. "Don't follow me, I'm lost, too!"

12. "Sweating palms"

13. "Old cars have to run in when they break down"

14. "Overhaul running-in, welcome to overtake!"

15. "Come on! Mutually assured destruction "

16. "Used to be a tank driver"

17. "Devil" = female driver+running-in+first time.

18. "trendy noodles" = novice+hand tide+special noodles

19. Sister Xing drives a star car, but don't kiss the car (the novice lady drives a new North Star car).

(8) Other types

1. "Don't kiss me"

2. Vehicles with frequent accidents, please bypass!

3. "You are a master."

4. "Backup at any time"

5. "Don't climb, be careful!"

6. I am a cow, I am a snail!

7. Don't blame me, blame the driving school

8. It's up to you to buy a license and rent a car!

9. "Actually, I am a telephone pole" (this is truck mania).

10. "This car has experienced 18 accidents, of which 16 wins, 2 draws and nothing is lost."

1 1. "This car has had 100 accidents".

12. "Don't hold me when I fly, or you will get hurt."

13. Fight if you dare! Beat for nothing!

14. What are you doing to me? Be careful, I put it upside down.

15. 10 years driving experience, safe driving100km.

16. Attention, there is a traffic police ahead!

17. No money for overhaul, welcome to rear-end collision ~ ~

18. I won't fail in the first grade or above, and I am proficient!

19. I just graduated from the road killer training class recently.

20. Super big bread, freshly baked! …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

2 1. Congratulations! You will be the 10 1 bumper of this car!

22. You are a master, go ahead!

23. Newcomers are old and have bad eyes; Swing from side to side, poor emergency braking

24. It's up to you to buy a license and rent a car!

25. This driver used to drive Super Isaiah easily. It's up to him

26. The basic configuration of this vehicle is the same as that of a tank, except for fire control.

27. Remove the driving school and teach yourself.

28. Come on, mutually assured destruction!

29. Seeing this line, your car is too close to me!

30. Move the obstacle, please go around!

3 1. Age 60 years old, driving experience 60 days.

32. Slogans such as "There is a bear in front" and "Beware of the bear" often show a bear with its teeth bared. This slogan comes from cartoons in Japanese car magazines, reminding people to be careful of wild bears when driving and getting off to change tires in Hokkaido ... and later it became a series of car brands.