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Love story of two generations

Money rings and "ouch"

Two generations of love are talking to Katz. Two men came in, one with a saw and the other with an axe. The man with the axe first complained to Katz, "Dear Mr Katz, we are both chopping wood for one of us at the same time. Because we only have one axe, we must do it ourselves. Every time I do it, my partner stands aside and screams' Ouch'. When chopping wood, the master gave me the money for chopping wood. But my partner wants a 50-50 split. I chop wood. How to divide this money in half? "

Ji turned to the man with the saw and asked, "Hey, what else do you have to say?"

"Teacher Kazi, as the saying goes,' the lives of people who go out to sea by boat are tied together'. My partner was not brave when he saw the money. He chopped wood, and I was not idle. Every time he cuts wood, I shout' Ouch' after him. Too much' ouch' is also very tired. He is tired, I am tired, and he must give me half of the money for chopping wood. "

Ji doesn't know how to solve the case. He looked at two generations of love. Two generations asked the man with the axe for some firewood money, and then threw the money on the ground. The silver coin fell to the ground with a crisp sound. Every time he threw it, he asked the man with the saw, "Did you hear the noise?" The man with the saw replied, "Yes!" In this way, two generations of love threw silver coins on the ground seven times. Then return the money to the man with the axe and say to the man with the saw, "A money ring is equal to your seven big teeth." If you shout seven ouchs next to him, one money circle equals one ouch. It is cheaper for you. Let's go "Any lift said, and sent them away.

He is a man who defends justice and fights evil with wisdom and humor. He is very kind and helps all people in trouble. He is brave, he always dares to challenge evil and hegemony; He is very clever. He let good people get good rewards and bad people be punished. He is the embodiment of kindness and wisdom in the eyes of many people in China. His name is two generations of love. The love of two generations overcame evil with wisdom, reminded the weakness of human nature and brought joy to people. He is a representative of wit, kit kat, humor and happiness. Among Uighurs in China, the love between two generations is called "Nassler Ding". He is kind-hearted and outspoken. His words and deeds are funny, and he abandons evil and promotes good.

The love between two generations has a concrete and vivid image in everyone's mind: he has a goatee, a hooked nose, small round eyes, lobular eyebrows, a "color stop" cloth on his head, a small hat, a plucked instrument in his hand and a donkey riding around. "He likes to deal with human injustice and vent it on the poor."

In him, it embodies the excellent quality of the working people, their love and hate, and their interests and wishes. He is an artistic image deeply loved by people of all ethnic groups in China.

The love between two generations is a symbol of wisdom. He is hateful, passionate and humorous.

Two generations of love frightened greedy and stupid Bayi and the king.

The love between two generations makes all ugly things get unexpected and ridiculous punishment and retribution.

The love between two generations is not only a wise man, but also a messenger of laughter. He subverts authority and touches people's hearts with laughter. In Dictator and King, the king asked two generations, "Do you know the difference between a dictator and a king?" "Obviously." "What's the difference?" "If it is a king, everyone knows who his father is; On the contrary, no one knows who the dictator's father is. "

The words of two generations of love are very humorous, such as "Avoid Death": "Uncle of two generations of love, you are so old, why do you always travel around the world?" Afandi leaned close to the man's ear and whispered, "As far as I know, nine out of ten people died at home, so I ran around to avoid death. You see, it's been five years, and death didn't think of me. "

His immortal jokes and wisdom are not only the source of people's happiness, but also the source of people's thoughts and wisdom. Through the jokes and wisdom of two generations of love, people can see through themselves, explain themselves, connect themselves with him and blend in.

In short, when you are in trouble, ask for two generations of love, and he will let you go; When you are frustrated, look for two generations of love, and he will give you some inspiration; When you are happy, looking for the love of two generations can make your smile more meaningful.

In addition, the love stories of two generations are full of national characteristics. Man: Only the national is the world's. The love story of two generations is the epitome of the wisdom of Uygur people and the cultural wealth shared by people all over the world.