Boring IQ questions, cold jokes!

1 What has to fall into the water four times before it is washed away?

Birds (a bird fell into the water, fell into the water, and a bird fell into the water and was washed away by the water)

A black cat and a white cat crossed the road together, and the white cat was knocked down by a car. What's the first thing a white cat said to a black cat?

Meow ~

What plants are cows afraid of?

Leaves (cow (fear) leaves)

What plants can skate?

Flower (figure skating)

There is a ham and a sausage in the same pot. Why don't they chat?

Because they are immature.

6 What do you read after Secondary Five?

Read books in the afternoon

Why can't you tell jokes on the boat?

Because the sea will laugh when it hears it, which will cause a tsunami.

What insects will make you thin?

Ants (ants eat thin)

What's on the da Vinci code?

Da Vinci account

10 Xiaoming did his summer homework by himself. The next day, he died. Why?

You can't live because of your homework.

12 Xiaoming crosses the road with a green light. Why did he end up being killed by a car?

The green light suddenly turned red.

1 1 The first theme song of Meteor Garden is called meteor shower.

What is the theme song of Taoda Garden?

Michael Tao

12 What animal can play billiards?

Eagle (English table tennis)