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Can you tell a man's sweet talk?

Know a man’s sweet words

1. Change “I miss you” to: “Looking through my phone, there is no message from you, and I feel empty.

2. Change "Good morning" to: "A sweet day with you has begun. ”

3. “I was busy and didn’t see your message” was changed to: “I just finished my work and I saw your message. I’m so happy.” "

4. "Don't be sad" is changed to: "I will feel bad if you do this. ”

5. “You can eat whatever you want” is changed to: “It’s up to you, whatever you eat with the one you love will be delicious.” "

6. "Good night" was changed to: "Let's chat somewhere else. I'll see you in my dreams. ”

7. “Have you eaten?” Changed to: “No matter how busy you are at work, you must eat on time and miss me on time.” ”

8 “Don’t pull it” was changed to: “Can you bear to leave me alone?” "

9. "Hahaha" is changed to: "It's a pleasure chatting with you. Is this just a cunt?"

10. "Why do you always make me angry?" "Changed to: "Huh, I'm angry, the kind that requires hot pot and desserts to calm me down. ”

11. Change “I don’t know how” to: “I can learn for you.” ”

12. “Why do you always ignore me?” Changed to: “Do you have a unique view on “silence is golden” and “talking too much leads to mistakes”?"

13. Change "You are so kind" to: "Your thoughtfulness always makes me overjoyed"

14. "Blame me! Change it to: "Brother, don't blame me."

15. "Why are you working overtime again? Change it to: "You are busy again. Thank you for your hard work, my dear. Me and the food miss you. Come back early and enjoy it." ”