A few classic jokes (high rewards), please. Thank you.

One day, the devil took the princess away, and the princess kept shouting. Devil: [calling your throat] ... no one will come to save you ...] Princess: [calling your throat ...] No one: "Princess ... I will save you ..." Devil: "Speak of the devil, and the devil will come ..." Cao Cao: "Devil ... why did you call me ... it was discovered ..." Shit. God: "Who told me?" Who: "Nobody told you …" Nobody: "Where am I? Play dumb! " Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?" Who: "It's me again? Are you looking for trouble? " Trouble: "which one is looking for me?" Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't ... hey, there are so many people here. " Many people: "I just arrived. Who are you? Which one: "I'm not who." Who: "He's not me. "Princess:" Is everyone here to save me? Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun." Fun: "What do I have to see?" God: "It's none of my business, you go first." Devil: "You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? How can I fight this demon king? " Then he said, "You good devil won't do it. What should I do?"? Princess: "if no one plays the devil, I can go." "Nobody:" If I play the devil, how can I let you go ... "Why:" I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the fun. Busy: What are you looking at me for? What: You want to fuck me? Rogue! "How dare you:" Where am I? Me: What's it to me? Demon: Shit! I'm going crazy ... "Shit:" Why did you call me? ... "Madman:" What do you want me to do? You want me to say, I don't know anything! I don't know anything: I don't know! I don't know: I'm here! Is someone calling me? Someone said, "I didn't call you!" " I didn't: "Who called him? Who: "I didn't ..." I didn't: "I didn't ..." You: "I dare you. "I dare you:" Who says I dare not! ? Who: Please ... I didn't say anything. I said nothing: what do you want me to say? I am nothing: "... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?" My long-lost brother: "Kao ... my & is too long ... I will be called …" Who: "... I want to leave this troublesome place quickly" Right or wrong: "So this is my place …" I have nothing &; No: "Stop it, we're talking …" Stop it: "I'm not talking …" I didn't: "I'm not talking! ... "I have nothing:"-\ \ \ "... Let's go out and talk ..." Go: "I'm embarrassed ... (wriggle)" I have nothing: "It's none of your business ... Leave ..." (Two brothers angrily go out) Did someone call me? Someone: "who wants to call you ... who:" I really have to go. " ... T.T" Go: "I'm really embarrassed ... *V.V*" None of your business: "... aren't you my cousin? It's none of my business: "... cousin (or cousin) ... long time no see ..." Long time: "I'm here ..." Devil: "Are you finished? Endless: "He didn't have me" You: "I didn't have him" I just: "Who said that? Who: What am I doing? : "Do you want to fuck me? You: "I won't fuck him." I just said, "Who said I wouldn't?" Who: "Wrong! I didn't say that. " I said, "What do you want me to do?" : "You two are shameless!" You two: "I want it! I want it! " Face: "Who wants me? Who: "I don't want it" Devil: "Hurry up, I'm going to kick someone out" Man: "Kick me out? Looking for k "k: "Who wants to see me? Who: aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, mention me again! He: "Don't K me" I: "Who wants K me? Who: "I finally caught one and killed it ..." I: "Don't catch me" I: "I've had enough, too. If anyone mentions my name again, I will never let you go! "Who:" Look at my eighteen dragons! Me: Look at my nine yin bones and claws! Eighteen Palms of the Dragon: "What do I have to see? Jiuyin Baiguzhao: What am I looking at? What's there to see: Brother, I finally found you! "What is so beautiful?" Brother, let's talk outside. Devil: "Shit." ... this is an engagement party ... "It is said that the devil has suffered from schizophrenia since then. You think the joke is over? In fact, this shows that people are lazy, and this has an ending! Now I'll tell you the ending, don't be moved to tears! Conclusion: It is said that after the demon's schizophrenia was cured, he caught the princess again. This time, the demon king decided to cut to the chase. To make a long story short, cut to the chase ... The demon king said, "Don't struggle! Listen to me and marry me! Princess: "All right!" " So "I" happily took the princess's hand into the wedding hall and accepted everyone's blessing, leaving only the demon king with his mouth open like a hippo and his body stupefied. ......