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A copy that satirizes the ugliness of the heart

1. Most enemies become comrades-in-arms for survival, and most comrades-in-arms become enemies for profit.

If you don't understand me, it's always me who is wrong. Don't be surprised, even the explanation is redundant.

Don't rely too much on others in this world. Because even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

The affection between people is like knitting a sweater. When it was built, it was needle by needle, careful and long. Just pull it gently when you remove it.

Don't always give in to yourself just because you give in to others. There are very few people in this world who are worth bending over. Bending for a long time will only make people get used to your low profile, and yours is not important.

6. Sometimes what we need is not a bowl of chicken soup, but a slap. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.

7. The biggest liar in the world is if, if there are so many ifs, how can there be so many right and wrong?

8. As soon as people leave, tea will get cold, which is a natural law; When people are gone, tea will get cold. This is a cold world.

9. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

10. A radish and a pit are talking about marriage. In fact, for love, it is not established. Excellent people, regardless of gender, will be a radish with several pits. So every day there are stories of joys and sorrows in this world.

1 1. Men's two hobbies: pulling women into the water; Persuade prostitutes to be good. Women have two hobbies: talking about money with the poor; Talk about feelings with rich people.

12. For most people, efforts are just to live, and don't be crowned with lofty reasons for success.

13. I'm hungry. You have a loaf of bread. Give me half. This is a friend. Give it all to me. This is love. You hid the bread and said you were hungry. This is society.

14. If you give him a dollar a day, he will hate you as long as he doesn't give it to him for a day. If you slap him every day, he will thank you as long as he doesn't play for a day. This is human nature and this is life.

15. No matter how you live, there will always be people who make irresponsible remarks about you behind your back. Laugh it off, give yourself a bright sunshine, a free ocean, and make yourself stronger. In fact, it is the best contempt.

16. Three truths of life: violence can really solve everything, handsome people can really eat, and rich people can really do whatever they want.

17. You live in the eyes of others and get lost in your own heart. You can never satisfy everyone, and there is no need to twist yourself to please the world.

18. Too kind will be cheated; Too honest will be bullied; If you are too sincere, you will be used; If you are too kind, you will be fooled All this is not your fault, but the human heart is too sinister; All this is not because you are stupid, but because people are too unpredictable.

19. I'm not afraid of being stabbed in the back. I'm afraid that when I look back, I'll see that the man who stabbed me in the back is the one I treated with my heart. I'm not afraid to tell my best friend the truth. I'm afraid he will tell it as a joke in the future.

20. Kindness should have a bottom line and generosity should have principles. Indiscriminate, only know how to be good to people, it will be worthy of your good.

2 1. Life is like this. There are always countless people watching you busy, but there are always a few people to help you out.

22. The best place to witness human nature is the hospital, which has seen the joys and sorrows of time and suffered a lot; One is a hotel, where you can see all kinds of ugly and dirty activities of human nature.

23. Trust is like a piece of paper. It is wrinkled. Even if it is erased, it will not be restored! Don't cheat others, because the people you can cheat are those who believe in you.

If you don't spend time creating the life you want, you will eventually have to spend a lot of time dealing with the life you don't want.