What kind of jokes are related to sales.

Kenny, a boy from the city, moved to the countryside and bought a donkey from a farmer for 100. The farmer agreed to bring the donkey to him the next day. The next day, the farmer came to Kenny and said, "Sorry, young man, I have bad news for you.". The donkey is dead. "

Kenny replied, "well, just give me my money back!" " "

The farmer said, "no, I can't give you your money back." I have already spent it. "

Kenny said, "well, then give me that dead donkey!" " "

The farmer thought, "What do you want with that dead donkey?"

Kenny said, "I can use that dead donkey as the prize in the lucky draw."

"You can't take a dead donkey as a lottery prize," cried the farmer. Nobody wants it. "

Kenny replied, "Don't worry, watch me. I won't tell anyone that this donkey is dead! "

A few months later, the farmer met Kenny.

The farmer asked him, "What happened to the dead donkey?"

Kenny said, "I held a lucky draw and took the donkey as a prize." I sold 500 tickets, each 2 yuan, so I earned 998 yuan! " "

The farmer asked curiously, "Isn't anyone dissatisfied with this?"

Kenny replied, "only the winner expressed dissatisfaction, so I gave him back the money he bought the ticket!" " "

Many years later, Kenny became the president of Enron.