Five minutes of humorous and philosophical stories

There was a doctoral student who was assigned to a research institute after graduation and became the person with the highest academic qualifications in the research institute.

One Sunday, when he was free, he went fishing in the small pond behind his unit. It happened that the director and deputy director were around him and were fishing. He just nodded slightly to them as a greeting. He thought, what do these two undergraduates have to talk about? After a while, the director put down the fishing rod, stretched himself and walked briskly from the water to the opposite side to go to the toilet.

The doctor's eyes are about to fall off. Floating on the water? Really? This is a deep pond!

When the director came back from the toilet, he also floated back from the water. What's going on here? Doctoral students are not easy to ask, they are doctoral students! After a while, the deputy director also stood up, took a few steps and floated across the water to go to the toilet like the director. This time, the doctoral student almost fainted: no way, did he go to a place where Jianghu experts were concentrated? ! Soon, the doctoral students were also anxious. There are walls on both sides of this pond. It takes more than ten minutes to go to the toilet opposite, and it is too far to go back to work. What should I do? However, doctoral students don't want to ask the two directors. After holding back for a long time, they got up and stepped into the water: I don't believe undergraduates can pass, but my doctoral students can't! There was a bang and the doctoral student fell into the water. Two directors pulled him up and asked him why he had to go into the water. He asked, "Why can you walk on water?" The two directors smiled at each other: "There are two rows of wooden stakes in this pond, because it rained and swelled in the past two days, and it happened to be submerged under the water. But we all know the location of these stakes, so we can walk on them. Why don't you ask? " The doctoral student blushed. ...

Education can only represent the past, and only learning can represent the future. People who respect experience can take fewer detours. A good team should be a learning team. What did you learn from this joke?