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One night, a private got up to go to the toilet at night, but there was no light in the toilet in our army. He had to go to the toilet in the dark. When he was halfway through relieving himself, he found someone touching his butt. , he was so frightened that he ran to the safety sergeant without even wearing pants and shouted: "An officer! An officer! Someone touched my butt in the toilet!"

An officer: Is there such a thing?! You Don't tell the matter, I will handle it seriously, go back to sleep first!" The next day, the security officer told the squad leader about the matter. The squad leaders were afraid that it would affect the morale of the troops, so they decided that the next time something like this happened, everyone would do it together Go catch ghosts.

It’s been a week and there hasn’t been any haunting..

One night it was the soldier who went to the tub again, and he just squatted down. At that time, he felt someone touching his butt. This time he screamed louder. All the squad leaders got up and rushed to the toilet. Some were holding sticks and some were holding brooms. Six people surrounded the door of the toilet. The lights were on the door. Everyone wanted to see what was inside. At this moment, a squad leader opened the door and other squad leaders looked in. All the squad leaders were dumbfounded and froze for about three or four seconds. , I only heard the squad leader say: "XXX!! What the hell are you touching your butt! It's because the stool is full!!!"