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A group of friends

Friends circle paragraph copy (selected 46 sentences) 1. If you don't have a dream, then you can only work hard for other people's dreams. 2. Don't say whether it is suitable or not. 1 yuan lighter, or 1 million yuan cigarette. 3. The son is handsome and beautiful. He raised his eyes and looked at the sky, as bright as a symmetrical tree. After studying under pressure for so many years, I have never run away from home. Don't you think I am strong? Just friends, never holding hands or breaking up. 6. The happiest life is the life of others. 7. A man's money is an aphrodisiac for a woman. 8. Many things have to be digested by themselves, so the more you grow up, the fatter you get. 9. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high. 10. I really need someone. Keeping my mouth shut is work, asking me out is making money, and backhand is a slap if I don't work hard, which will take me to the peak of my life! 1 1. Since love is so humble, let's bury it on the spot. 12. What is a roommate like a pig? I have a cold. I asked him to bring me a black and white one, and she bought me a pack of Oreos. What is a best friend? You have been mentally retarded for many years, and I will never give up. 14. Sometimes crying can actually solve the problem, as long as you are beautiful. 15. Don't be depressed when you encounter unlucky things in your life. Cheer up. You have to believe that worse things are yet to come. 16. My mother introduced me to Shuai. Today, she suddenly said to me: Daughter, I think this person is stupid, so don't associate with him! Me: Why! Mom: Do you want me to tell you that he doesn't like you? 17. I am in a regular state every day. I didn't wake up in the morning, I didn't wake up in the afternoon, I felt like I had beaten chicken blood at night, and I felt my intestines were green in the middle of the night. 18. When I was a child, my father often told me stories about him 10 going out to work and shouldering heavy burdens. After listening to this, I secretly vowed to be a braggart like my father when I grow up. 19. People have only one worry when they are full; There are countless troubles when you are full. 20. I am thin and fat after leaving home, and my local accent has not changed. Children will exclaim who you are when they see strangers, fatty. Horizontal batch: bring clothes back to China. 2 1. I heard that cycling can lose weight, so I insist on cycling every day. Sure enough, the horse lost 30 pounds a month later. When you stop to have a rest, don't forget that others are still running, so please trip him! 23. Inappropriate is bad, and not feeling is ugly. Zhang sheng looks good when he touches Cui Yuanyang, and he has money when he thinks carefully. That is the reality. 24. Learn to bask in the results, the goddess basks in the selfie, the local tyrant basks in the money, the model basks in the body, and we bask in it. 25. In the past, mail was slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day. 26. You love to ignore me today, and I will come to see you tomorrow. 27. For a fat man, in the new year, he has been losing weight instead of gaining weight. 28. My girlfriend was angry, and I didn't coax her for a long time. She was even more angry and threatened: If I talk to you again, I will become a puppy! ? Then walk away. what can I do? I sat down in frustration. Two minutes later, my girlfriend came back and punched me: why didn't you chase me? ? I feel very innocent: how to chase? How can people outrun dogs? ? Beaten again? 29. At this age, you have mastered a specialty without learning other skills. You can have a good sleep during the day and get excited without sleeping pills at night. 30. It is said that online shopping saves money. Actually, shopping is more economical. After all, you can't afford this and that. 3 1. In my twenties, some people took off their bills, others took off their poverty, but I took off the reins and ran on the road of second-rate goods like huskies. Don't worry, girl. Sooner or later, someone will take a ring and say to you, I'm sorry, you're blocking my girlfriend. 33. My mother told me from an early age that even if I am jealous, I should pretend to drink soy sauce, and don't let others look down on me! 34. Lie on your back tonight, get up early tomorrow, lie prone tomorrow night, and stay up the day after tomorrow. Exercise is sometimes as simple as that. 35. I always thought that people were three-dimensional, until one day, I took the subway once, only to know that people can also be flat! 36. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck. No matter what shortcomings you have, you can say yes. Hereditary What a wonderful excuse! Don't think I'm handsome, just because I'm out of reach and unattainable. In fact, I am a hundred rivers, and both men and women can eat it! 39. There is only one kind of girlfriend in the world who can live freely, and that is me. My neighbors have nicknamed me bitch! 40. School is about to start, and I have caught up with my homework for several days. It was not until I finished writing that I found that it was left by the teacher when I was dreaming, and the real homework was not written by me at all. Damn it, my brain has collapsed! 4 1. It's really not my fault that I'm ugly. I just landed in a hurry and didn't have time to dress up. 42. My left eye jumps for money, my right eye jumps for disaster, and both eyes jump. Does this mean that I am about to fall into a big hole full of money? 43. To tell the truth, being single is really painful. Of course, being single for a long time is more painful. Just the other day, I saw a sow, and I thought it was beautiful, too. 44. Thought can be dirty, but life must be healthy. Because only a strong body can support a dirty soul! 45. When a woman looks at the sky, she doesn't want to look for anything, and she doesn't look for anything. She may just have a nosebleed! 46. Sometimes I feel that everyone around me is very nice. They never talk about my shortcomings to my face, only behind my back!