Joke: The story of lobster and crab _ Laughing till your stomach hurts _ Laughing till your girlfriend is happy.

One day, a lobster drove through a narrow alley and met a crab who was also driving. "You make way," said the lobster. Why don't you let me! The crab won't let it. Neither of them wants to give up, and this is not the way, so they decided to fight.

He played all day without result. It was getting dark when a turtle came.

The tortoise looked at him and said with a smile, "both fools have scissors, and their lives will never end!" "