What are some of the jokes that made everyone laugh in one minute?

The jokes that made the whole audience laugh in one minute are:

1. I am a fat man. My girlfriend and I have different personalities, but there is only one reason why she broke up with me. Today she said, I feel so tired after looking at you for so long!

2. Three mice tasted American, Japanese, and Chinese wine respectively. The mouse that drank American wine fell after walking for 3 steps; the mouse that drank Japanese wine fell after walking for 2 steps; drink The mouse in Erguotou, China, holding a kitchen knife in his hand, shouted: "Where's the TMD cat?"

3. While eating in a restaurant, a customer who had been waiting for a long time called the waiter and asked, "What's my order?" Why isn't the braised fish ready? "Please wait a moment, sir." "What? You still have to wait?" The customer said, "Is your fish fresh?"

4. The child did not study well and was scolded by his mother. After being scolded, the son looked at his father with sad eyes and said: Why did you marry her? Dad also said with sad eyes: It's not because of you!

5. This morning, I met my former boss and said to him with a smile: "Good morning, boss! I really want to thank you. If you hadn't fired me, I wouldn't have Live a leisurely and comfortable life like this and get something for nothing.” The boss also smiled and said you’re welcome, and then dropped a dollar in the bowl in front of me.