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My brother is getting married. What can I say about a toast that embodies both quality and vulgarity?

My brother is getting married. What can I say about a toast that embodies both quality and vulgarity? Even the branches of the tree are tied to the earth, and the birds with wings are fragrant.

The wind is sunny and the peaches and plums smile, and the phoenix flies and melts.

My sister is getting married. What should she say in her toast to reflect her good qualities? Dear friends:

Even branches, knots on the ground/love birds in the air.

The perfect combination of sunny and sunny peaches and plums/phoenix and flies.

Bless the couple: love each other forever and have children early.

My brother is getting married tomorrow. What nice but not refined words should I say? I am really busy these days. I sent a happy word, and now I have time to write a greeting. I wish everyone peace and happiness!

1 junior high school, only yesterday hesitated whether to follow my brother who is several years older than us. Today, my brother is getting married. I really can't help sighing how time flies!

A paradise filled with joy and covered with sparkling moonlight, I can sigh: I only admire mandarin ducks, not immortals.

Today, with a heart of joy and gratitude, on behalf of the church, I would like to extend my heartfelt blessing to you: the work of the Lord is eternal, and his love is endless; May God bless your love higher and longer than the high sky, and your love is deeper and wider than the deep sea!

3. Marriage is established by God, and a happy marriage is given by God; May our God give you and your family all the blessings in the sky and the blessings hidden underground!

At this moment of celebration and blessing, may God guide your marriage, like a river flowing into the sea, and become one, not two, endless and endless!

5. May your love be more beautiful than mine; More fragrant than ointment; Sweeter than honey dripping from the hive; And more precious than extremely expensive treasures!

6. May the fire of your sincere love, like the rising sun, burn more and more brightly with the passage of time; Let more water not go out, and the flood will not be flooded!

7. May your love life be as mature as the fruit of a fig tree; It is like a blooming and fragrant vine, witnessing the fragrance of Christ, telling the deeds and glory of God day and night, day and night!

8. May your life be as beautiful as a poem, as wise as a proverb, as pious as Ecclesiastes, and as harmonious as a song!

9. May my brother be as honest and brave as Isaac, trusting and obedient, like an eagle spreading its wings; May my sister, like Rebecca, be gentle, kind, hardworking and virtuous, like a fruitful vine!

10 May you two live in harmony, just like that precious oil poured on Aaron's head and flowed all over his body; Like the dew of Hermon falling on Mount Zion; Love each other, care about each other, understand each other, work together, move forward and build a happy Christian home!

1 1, may your home be as beautiful and harmonious as the Garden of Eden, and the world be like heaven!

12, may the Lord bless you from the most holy place, and may you see the benefits of the holy city of Jerusalem all your life!

13, may you listen to the Bible all your life, honor your elders and love your neighbors; Make your blessings on earth a hundred times, and there will be great rewards in the future!

14, may your descendants worship God! May you teach your descendants according to the teaching and warning of the Lord; So do yourselves, and do the will of the Lord!

15, may your family become a great force for the revival of the church; It has also become a great contribution to society and the country!

16, wherever you go, where you meet and what you do, I wish you all the best; Every move has a new style; Don't follow the counsel of the wicked, don't stand in the way of sinners, don't sit on the seat of scoffers, be holy and think about the law of the Lord day and night; Like a fruit tree planted by a stream, it bears fruit on time and its leaves are not withered; Everything you do goes smoothly!

Finally, I want to add an encouraging word: "Jesus Christ loves you, so you should try to run straight towards the benchmark, because the best is yet to come!" " "

17, May the love of God, the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ and the touch of the Holy Spirit be with you and all! Forever and ever, amen!

18, love will always be happy, and be happy with one heart and one mind. May you two love each other more than the sea!

19, I wish you a happy wedding, happiness, * * * forever, and grow old together!

20. Let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness. May you two love each other forever and grow old together!

2 1, marriage is the grave of love, but don't be sad, everyone will eventually walk into the grave, don't worry, Amen!

22. The highest state of two of a kind is relative discontent. I wish the newlyweds true love and see each other forever! Congratulations on your wedding anniversary!

23. I wish you a long and harmonious relationship! Happy wedding, sweet and sweet! & lt/FONT & gt; & lt/P & gt;

24. You were born for each other and made for each other. Now you're married. In the future, you need to tolerate each other and take care of each other. Bless you!

25. I wish you two love each other deeply. Love will last forever in this life, and love will increase day by day!

26. He is a word, you are a music score, and you two are a harmonious song. A match made in heaven makes husband and wife harmonious.

27, a thousand years old, a hundred years with a hundred years of sleep. Born with both talents and looks, he only envies Yuanyang but not immortals.

28. May happy songs accompany you forever, and may your marriage life be full of joy and happiness, and you will be bathed in endless happy years. I wish you a happy wedding.

29. Send heartfelt wishes to the breeze, and let the clouds show sincere affection; The air is full of intoxicating sweetness. I hope my dearest friend, love will last forever from now on.

30. After ten years, you can help each other in the same boat, and after a hundred years, you can sleep together. Finding him/her in the vast sea of people is obviously the fate of thousands of years ago; How can countless accidental and inevitable accumulations not be the result of careful carving on Sansheng stone? Dear friends, take care of this fate with your heart.

3 1, I have worked hard for half my life and contributed for decades. On this warm spring day, I congratulate you on your remarriage. As the saying goes, "the evening is infinitely good, and the day lily comes late"!

Life is three big things, dear friend, on your wedding day, let me sincerely wish you a happy wedding! ?

33. May love fill your sweet life and make every day in the future as bright and happy as today! ?

Today is your wedding day. On behalf of my family, I congratulate you and wish you happiness and a long life together!

35. In this warm spring day, you two will always be together. As the saying goes, a perfect match is a perfect match! I wish you both love each other and grow old together!

36. I wish you two love each other, care for each other and share joys and sorrows in the future. I wish a hundred years of harmony and unity! Are these delicious?

What should my brother say in his wedding toast? Hmm. How interesting

Let me tell you something.

In this way, I said to my brother's sister-in-law, Miss Sister/Brother, please borrow this glass of wine. On this auspicious day, I wish my brother and sister-in-law a hundred years of harmony and happiness. Besides, let me be an uncle/aunt as soon as possible. ...

This is a blessing and a humorous joke.

My brother is getting married. What should I give him? You can give him a watch or a mobile phone, a belt or a lighter.

My brother is going to join the army and give a banquet and toast. Thank you for taking care of himself. If he leaves, he will take care of his parents and relatives, and he will adapt to military life as soon as possible and make contributions as soon as possible!

My brother is getting married! In fact, sincere blessing is the best. See what your brother-in-law likes or lacks. Choose carefully and you will find it.

Also, it should be okay to invite friends, right? Marriage is a happy event, and a lot of excitement is a good thing, but don't bring unnecessary trouble to friends and classmates.

What gift should my brother get when he gets married? You can give him a red envelope and let him buy it himself. When my brother got married last year, I just gave him a red envelope.

My brother is getting married. What gift should I give him? Marriage is a happy event, and it is happy to get the blessings of family and friends. How can you be unhappy as a junior when you see your brother married and married? Gifts are not expensive, what matters is the mind.

1. If you are still a student, you don't need a red bag. Just send some gifts to express your feelings.

2, marriage is a matter for two people, you can send some couples gifts, such as lettering couples necklaces, couples bracelets, couples pajamas and so on. I wish my brother and sister-in-law happiness forever;

You can give them practical gifts, such as red home textile gifts, such as high-grade silk quilts and four-piece sets. You can also send some tableware, home decorations and so on. , both practical and generous;

4, send a customized gift, customize a gift with a photo of my brother and sister-in-law, like crystal, crystal clear; You can also send love to the eternal heart-shaped inkpad, and the clear handprint records his love for her and her affection for him. Time is also a beautiful memory that can't change all this. Let love witness and hope to help you.

I wish your brother a happy wedding and happiness forever!

What did my aunt say in her wedding toast? Aunt, today is your big day. I wish you a happy marriage and grow old together.