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Picking up a beautiful woman to be my wife

Author: Guangdong Wenyuan

Joke

Updated on 2007-12-25 11:33:00 Word count: 460

There is one The nun went to the priest to confess: "Father, please forgive me. I insulted a man yesterday."

Priest: "What did you insult him for?"

Nun: "I insulted him." He's a fucking idiot."

Priest: "Why are you scolding him? Tell me and I will ask God to forgive you."

Sister: "He is. Touch my breasts."

(The priest put his hand into the nun's breasts): "Is that so?"

Sister: "Yes."

Priest: "Even if he touched your breast, you shouldn't scold him."

Sister: "But he went on to touch me again."

(Priest Touching the nun down): "Is that so?"

Nun: "Yes."

Priest: "Even if he touches you, you shouldn't scold him. ”

Sister: “But he pushed me to the ground and raped me.”

(The priest pushed the nun to the ground and raped her... .): "Is that so?"

Sister: "Yes."

Priest: "Even if he rapes you, you shouldn't scold him."

Priest: "Even if he rapes you, you shouldn't scold him."

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Sister: "But after he finished, he told me that he had AIDS."

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Priest: "Your mother Got a *!"

Preface Zhang Xiaofeng wants to learn bad things

Updated on 2007-11-4 3:49:00 Word count: 1847

"My good Brother, just promise me!" Melanie said in a coy voice.

Xiao Feng looked at the sexy and curvy beauty in front of him and said with an unhappy face, "No. "It hurts!"

"There's always a first time for everything. It's my first time just like you. Just close your eyes!" Xiao Feng kept pushing! Sorry, Melanie is starting to get a little angry!

“Hey, I’m so scared...