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Today, the two of us are going to perform the double reed. Speaking of this double spring, it's interesting. It requires one person to perform while doing actions in front, and another person to say lines in the back. Seen from a distance, it looks like a person. This requires two people's performances to be very tacit and very cooperative, otherwise the double spring will not be called double spring. Come on, come on, put on your makeup. As the saying goes, people wear clothes and saddles, people are unsuccessful and people are not beautiful. After this man succeeds, let's take a look again. It is better not to succeed! Next, I will bring you a new work called Radio. I hope you like it! Then the two of us began to perform!

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Nanning Haliyou Radio Station, anchor 250, broadcast in China, like it or not, has already started broadcasting. Hello, listeners. I'm a radio host. My name is boring. Although I am similar to the ignorant name of a famous host, I have nothing in common except my outstanding appearance. All right! Now, please enjoy the weekly song. Why is it called "Zhou Song"? That is to say, there is a sister who changes her male brother every week! Please enjoy China Rumors sung by Zhao Zhixiang, a famous Nanning singer. Hey! ! ! ! I'm stuck with you. What are you singing? You are a China folk song! ) This is Nanning folk song! ! Who taught you that? It's me ! You taught you this nursery rhyme is unsanitary! Yes! You said that some songs on radio and TV are being played inexplicably now! Sing some healthy songs! ! ) Nanning Haliyou Radio Station, the following is the advertising time, a series of advertisements of Happiness brand insoles: My children have been anorexia and picky eaters since they got beriberi, and they are prone to catch a cold. What should I do? After using the Happiness brand insole, he will be fine, not anorexic, not picky about food, taller and more resistant. Happiness brand insole! Practical and convenient! Friend! Do you want to eat baked sweet potatoes? Baked sweet potato is fragrant, cheap and rich in vitamin A.B.C.D.E.F.G Wholesale place, corner of Chaoyang Square! Friend, do you need toilet paper? Please choose the scratch-pain brand sand produced by our factory! Friend, do you want to lose weight? I'll introduce you to a new set of slimming exercises! Reach out your hands, take them away, take out your tongue, reach out! Get ready! Left, right, left, right, up, down, come on, I'm a dog! As the saying goes, a hundred steps can live 99 after a meal, and a cigarette after a meal is a fairy! I am a fairy! I have ascended to heaven! I'm dying! Come out!

eating habits

A: I'm glad to have the opportunity to get together with you.

Yes, yes, yes,

Let me introduce myself first: my name is XXX.

My name is XXX.

A: Today! Yes, I'll tell you a cross talk.

B: (Applause) OK!

A: What about this paragraph I said? Mainly reflects a phenomenon in real life,

B: Good!

A: Maybe everyone knows that life is diverse.

B: Good!

A: (helplessly looking at him) A place, a eating habit,

B: Good!

A: (blame) What's good about it? Can't you put it another way?

B: Good!

A: I'll kick you!

Just kidding.

Answer: For example, people in Henan mainly eat pasta and steamed bread.

B: That's right!

A: For Beijingers, nothing is fixed. Whole grains will do!

B: That's right!

A: But there is a place where people mainly eat one kind of food.

B: Where are you from?

A: Southerners!

B: southerners?

A: Yes! Rice is an indispensable food for southerners.

I've heard of it.

A: Speaking of southerners, I think of one thing.

B: What's this?

I have a friend from the south!

B: What's the matter?

A: Maybe it's because he grew up with snacks and snacks and developed a characteristic worth learning!

B: What are the characteristics?

A: When he eats rice!

B: Huh?

A: When he eats rice!

B: Huh?

A: When he eats rice, he likes to open his mouth first and then pull it!

B: Nonsense. Are you nervous when you eat?

A: When he eats rice, he likes to order soup first, then stir it with a spoon, pretend and pat it. Let me tell you something.

B: Ah!

A: When you saw him eating, you were engrossed in watching the Olympic Games and rowing competitions.

B: Is there anything wrong?

A: I remember that not long ago, I invited several good friends to dinner, and one of them was my friend!

B: That's a good thing. Can friends often get together to deepen their friendship?

A: Yes! Everyone is invited, and it is difficult to eat.

B: Why?

A: Because of local differences, we can't eat together!

B: Yes! Is it difficult for everyone to adjust?

A: Finally, after our negotiation, everyone agreed and reached an agreement!

B: How to eat seems to be negotiating with the United Nations. What's for the last meal?

A: jiaozi!

B: It's better to stand backwards. Not as delicious as jiaozi!

A: Finally, we bought minced meat, and we started work together. It didn't take long for jiaozi to wrap it.

B: Do many hands make light work?

A: At this time, my daughter-in-law said, You guys talk, and I'll cook jiaozi.

B: Just waiting for dinner!

You may not know this,

B: Ah!

A: My friends, as long as they are together, they really talk about everything, no matter who brings up a topic!

B: How about that?

A: Like a raging river, it is out of control.

B: Blow it!

A: Chatting, the daughter-in-law brought jiaozi, each with a bowl. We all started eating, except that I was in the south.

My friend, who is still in full swing at this time, has completely forgotten to eat jiaozi today!

Too devoted!

A: When we all finish eating a bowl and have a look, everyone will be happy!

B: Why?

You're looking at his jiaozi.

I finished eating, too.

A: It's tofu brain.

B: Cough!

I heard that you are learning English.

A: Yes.

Did you get anything?

A: Yes.

B: I asked you what you have.

A: Yes.

B: (laughing wildly) Is there a problem with this? Why can you just say "choke to death"?

You are the one with the problem.

How dare you speak Chinese? What have you gained from learning English?

I have a new discovery.

B: Tell me about it.

British and American names are different from ours. ]

Really?

We in China take our surnames first, then our surnames. B: What else should we call ourselves?

A: May I know your name?

Your name is Cao.

Karen's first name comes first and her last name comes last. For example, in JimGreen, Jim is the first name and Geeen is the last name.

B: That's right.

In oral class, the teacher asked us to introduce ourselves and say our first names before our surnames.

B: Is this in line with British and American customs? A: It turned out to be a joke.

B: What's the matter?

(Learning from the teacher) What's your name?

B: MynameisWuCao。

He's asking me.

Your name is Liu Hongtao.

My answer is "Six of Hearts" (Red Tao Liu).

Oh, poker!

One of my deskmates stood up and said, My name is plum blossom five.

Is there a Fang Qi in your class?

You should play poker! The teacher also asked us to write our initials and surnames.

B: it's easy to write!

A: In a short time, the students all wrote it. When An Ning Bing mentioned her initials, the whole class laughed!

B: What's the matter?

She wrote N.B.A

Ah, the American professional basketball team.

Our monitor's name is Benjamin. She wrote R.M.B

B: RMB.

A: European ones are more interesting.

B: Needless to say, his English abbreviation is W.T.O

After class, his classmates called him WTO.

Can you buy it?

A: Speaking English abbreviations is still your best scenery.

Really? Isn't your name Cao Wu?

Yes, so what? That's the toilet!

B: The toilet! !