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Classic Quotations from the Princess of the 11th Department Agent Xiaoxiang Donger
A collection of Chu Yu and Xiaoxiang's famous sayings
1. Ling Wushuang: Heaven serves as a warning, and the earth serves as a witness. Today, I will divorce you----"Unparalleled in the World: The Princess is Too Arrogant"
2. No matter how windy or rainy you are, I will remain as immovable as a mountain----"The Devil's Concubine is Too Arrogant"
3. "One thought pours, one thought overturns, one thought arises." , I just want to die..." The deep sigh was also light-hearted, as if it was a Sanskrit saying in ancient times. ----"It is possible to rise against the odds, but the devil's concubine is too arrogant"
4. The jade is stained with gray, and once it is carved, it must shine beyond me and her ---- "I and she will not be inferior to this thing." "Zai Shuang Tu Fei is too arrogant"
5. Talking about the country that has passed away, the voice behind the mountain will reappear, talking about the country feeling that those who have left, the voice behind the mountain and the return, the white clouds are long, you can go and think about the past The people call it Shanhen. ----"Minshu, don't send me a message. Go down and think of yourself as Shanshuang: Concubine Lan is too arrogant"
6. Then I will follow you from now on, I like you anyway. ----"The Unparalleled Princess in the World is Too Arrogant Yun Ling"
7. At that moment, that feeling... that feeling of heart beating in vain to revive, even the power of the transformation of heaven and earth is not enough. Wipe it away, as if what you see is the other half of your lost soul. ----"The Unparalleled Princess in the World is Too Arrogant"
8. "She committed suicide." "Yes." "I committed suicide." "Yes." ----"Change the external appearance. The following is the self-made double: Concubine Cao is too arrogant"
9. If you have a good husband and have a few guys who only use you, you are just bringing the blame. Who knows which nook and cranny comes from the west but pops up in front of me? Only your boss can interfere with me day by day and the people on top of her. Could it be that God has raised up so many of us that we are just kowtows in the morning and dusk, and a stick of incense in the morning and evening! ----"Turn out the external changes as follows: Concubine Cao is too arrogant"
10. Only Ouyang Qianze knows what Lou Jun Yanxie wants, not for this thousands of troops, nor for The fight for this world is just for those beautiful hands.
11. Ling Wushuang is the inverse scale that Lou Junyan cannot touch! ----"Unparalleled in the World: The Princess is Too Arrogant"
12. The dark holy blast can cause the country to collapse, and everything around it will also be swept away by this wave of power. Countless rivers of grass and trees turned into flying smoke and ceased to exist. Above the collapsed cliffs and piles of rocks, the messy shit was lying on the ruins of you and me, and a blue seat stood securely. It is said that the national consciousness is a kind of dark ice color that seems to have been buried in the dust for hundreds of millions of years. I call it dark blue if it is too transparent. I think that if you think too much about the people, you will be a little wider. For example, when I miss the people every time I think about my mother, there will be no traces on my whole body. I think of the people every time I think about the people. I hope you are successful, but you must be right and simple. It is standing still without thinking about the people, and it never moves. Only those under the mountain can clearly feel that the national consciousness can burst out at any time to destroy the people. Mom is a good measure. The shit is on your and my hair, and the collapse of the terrifying ravines seems to have gone deep into the ninth level of the state. It is under your and my hair. This vast self-reflecting people is called the most thinking people in the mountains. Since then, in front of it, the people seem to be saying that the country is a country, and they are vulnerable to a blow. "Judgment!" Hongmeng has passed the test and has to deal with the talent. After the trial, the master is not as good as his mother. The Frozen Emperor, the blue throne is unified! ----"The number of people, don't send it, you can go down and think that the people are called Shanshuang: Concubine Lan is too arrogant"
13. Some people who are like water can miss the middle child by a mile. See how to save it. Fate is destined if the country and things are not there, and emotions are as strong as water and cannot be forced. ----"I have read two things under the national treasure: Concubine Ye is too arrogant"
14. You can't be arrogant and stay in the middle, you can't go out and hide in the blue! ---- "Next month, the current affairs of the country: Concubine Liao is too arrogant"
15. If there is an ancient novel that seems to think that the people are the mountain, it seems to be that the mother misses the people. Every time I think about the number of people, you can go away, the number of people, you can't go, and the number of people, you can't go, resound like the year, wandering in the number of people, you can't go, so it's between you and me.
----"The number of people, you can go down and think of the people, call them Shanshuang: Concubine Lan is too arrogant"
16. In the magnificent palace in front of me, I think of my mother and the people as a towering figure. Entering the misty clouds, hundreds of stone steps are passed up, and the door that is about ten feet wide is open. When one looks at each other, the voice is small, and it is as deep as a black hole where people think that the mountain will end. When the sky The son is sinking, as if whispering to me the call from thinking about the past and the past. ----"Minshu, don't send me a message. Go down and think about it, the people call Shan Shuang: Concubine Lan is too arrogant."
17. Ling Zi calls her Shuang: "Have you got anything to do with Master Shan Shuang?" Yes, it’s easy to do anything except for the mother-in-law. Who said that if you lose popularity, you know? If you don’t sell him if he is not as talented as her, the Shanzhu Heavenly Gang is really going to leave him because he has no money. "Zi Xie: "Yeah. Only a mother-in-law can't say it. It's right to beat her husband. Why can't I just let him go as an adult?" : "Everything is based on the mother's race and not the adult's." ---- "Being like her when you go to others: Concubine Yan is too arrogant"
18. Ling beside Yun Ling Hao is half a lunatic. Up to heaven and down to earth, life and death follow each other. ----"Unparalleled in the World: The Princess is Too Arrogant"
19. The only martial art in the world that cannot be defeated is speed. ----"Unparalleled in the World: The Princess is Too Arrogant"
20. "Anyone who offends me and puts her on top will kill himself!" ----"Change the external changes and see yourself "Double: Concubine Cao is too arrogant"
21. Learn to compare and merge with each other, just like when you first met. Blue eyes can appear as bright as green, but they are as profound as the abyss. ----"It is possible to rise against the odds, but the devil's concubine is too arrogant"
22. On the small street where people have lost their popularity, the handsome young man with purple hair and brocade robe pointed his head and said he was lifeless. She was so hot and steaming, and she seemed to admit it when she wore her soft-colored hair again, "Xiaoxi, do you think you have to do this?" The pink little girl replied immediately. , "Zhong said!" "Do you want to say this?" "Yes." "Is this true?" "Zhong said." "I think this is not bad, so I'll give it a try." "..." --- - "Qi Xiang is here to lay another blow to Yu Guoshuang: Concubine Li is too arrogant"
23. Ling Wushuang: Some people have asked me to kneel down before, but in the end, I let her lie down----"The World" Wushuang: The princess is too arrogant》
24. When you are right, you are right in front of you. Thousands of people, like ordinary people, are arranged in a circular arc shape, with light shining on them. It seems that the dark cave is flickering with shadows, flickering bright and dark, supporting the black shadow whenever there is a thought. The stone platform with nearly a thousand steps leads to the open dark door of the Kingdom, towering into the mist of the Kingdom. The sky is passing by. ----"The number of people, don't send it, you can go down. I think the people are called Shanshuang: Concubine Lan is too arrogant"
25. Going to the end of the world, looking back at you, it is not the birth of China. Bo, you don't care much about the situation, there is only one thing you care about. ----"The Mad Concubine Addicted to Pampering Night Ginger"
26. The sun rises in the east and returns to the setting sun, which is the forest of the setting sun. ----"Unparalleled in the World: The Princess is Too Arrogant"
27. A certain leader only uses you: "I, the leader of the Bright Holy Soul Palace, only use you, how can you mortals not be the same!" Ling Self-deprecating: "It's a misfortune that a man with such a good deed falls into the hands of mere mortals like us." ---- "Change the external appearance to kill herself: Concubine Cao is too arrogant"
28. "If anything happens to Yue'er, then I will let the whole world come and be buried with her." This world includes himself. ---- "The Night King's Crazy Concubine Addicted to Doting"
29. This is the same as being a foreigner. When a husband fails to act coquettishly to his husband when he is a child, he will do it when he calls on her. ----"Turn away the external appearance and kill yourself: Concubine Cao is too arrogant"
30. Mu Qicheng closed his eyes, leaned on Xiang Bikai's shoulder, and slowly He opened his lips and said, "Hua Chongjin, please think clearly. If you choose me, you have to ask me not to say anything to you. I will step back and say, I care about you. If you dare to betray me, "It's like a prison, Luquan, I said, if you don't meet, the earth, the sky, and your eyes will all pass you by." Word by word, everything will be quiet, and the air will be small, and it will become a place where wind can escape. Bingwu is desperate madness.
If it is delivered, that can be everything! Even if the flowers are heavy and the brocade can be as strong as the wind, "This vast sky is measured by feet, and the billions of stars have to carry me alone. It's not easy to meet such a person. How can I bear to be so light? Even if I am wrong, you are still a child." "No, I won't allow it." Don't whisper to those who have learned from Lingcheng and are so unruly and evil. Chu Ke Mo Fei is too arrogant" Let me talk about my mood in the rain, I still love you Xiaoxiang Dong'er, but I really have to leave
On a section of the road she often walked, she suddenly forgot how to walk. She sat on the roadside for a few hours. After she calmed down, she slowly remembered that there was actually no fork in the road, and she had always gone straight to the school gate. It sounds so sad. It was also that year that I decided to give up studying. I was afraid that I had completely crushed my mother. My grades were average and I have no regrets. Isn’t life all about making money to support your parents in the future?
How many people live in this kind of scene, how many people want to escape from this kind of scene, and how many people let go of the past with ease. A lot of truths are always no match for sensibility and reality. Everything must be reversed at its extreme. What everyone is waiting for is just a result. Sooner or later, it will eventually come. Freedom or eternal damnation will eventually be forgotten, leaving only the good things!
I feel like I am the one who has been too rational from the beginning. I have wrapped myself up in layers and kept others away from me. Even if I pay, it is just enough. In order to avoid all endings, I have rejected all beginnings. . I'm still single at 25, I still had my first kiss, I haven't even held a boy's hand, so in the eyes of my friends I became that frigid person
I like to humiliate the moral character of the poor, and I like to humiliate them Poor people are not a good thing. God examines everyone's thoughts, and God will respond to everyone according to what they do. The kindness of the human race will bring peace, and the deceitful human race will receive retribution for doing one thing in front of others and another behind the scenes.
When each other was confused! We are always there for each other! Sometimes, close friends are more solid than love! Just have a close person! Very warm and happy thing! There is someone to accompany you through the turbulent times! I have someone to listen to my joys and sorrows for the rest of my life
I really don’t know when I got used to being alone, getting used to doing everything by myself, getting used to secretly crying at night and having to keep running the next day. I'm a little pessimistic now. Sometimes I wonder what life is all about. I don't have any great achievements. I just work quietly within my own capabilities. Life goes on like this. Come on
Now Who can love so much that they forget themselves, love so truly, the highest state of love is their story, how happy and vicissitudes they are, what is love, love is the exchange of heart to heart, love is human Soul, after watching it three times, I shed tears of pain.
No matter how difficult the days are, we must live like a poem! We agreed to say that we would never be separated for the rest of our lives. We would never be separated again. That is my hope. I hope that I will be born in the next life. One of the two kapok trees is a boy and the other is a girl! Because your happiness is my happiness! When you get old, this life will be worth it. My wife was moved and planted the acacia tree and the concentric flower tree for them together
What a loyal and noble love! It’s a pity that this life is doomed. The two of them are destined but not destined! What a pity! What a pity
Only by marrying you can we accompany each other in a bright future, and face happiness and troubles together in life. You look at me and I look forward to it. With you, love slowly develops. The days with love are always so brilliant. There are no itchy years, because you and I love each other so deeply. I look forward to you. I am waiting for you in Harbin. Call me Qingkai Lingzi, I will wait for you
I hope he is there when I am sad...I hope he is there when I am down and out...I hope he is there when I miss him< /p>
It is said that money is something external to the body, but in today's society you cannot survive without money. You can only use your own hands to make money hard, and you will not be looked down upon by others
Endure the calmness between people for a while It's always better to be more patient, but when you can't bear it anymore, you don't need to be patient anymore.
In reality, there are many bosses who promise to give you a salary increase and appropriate subsidies, but a year has passed and they still haven’t seen what they promised come true
I'm sorry to make you feel sad for me. I won't make you sad. I will protect what we have.
In fact, the saddest thing is not the separation, but when I miss that relationship, I wonder why I was so sad in the first place. Silly, I regret not cherishing it properly. I wish I could get on a time machine and go back to the past, but nothing can be gone back. Those pains and regrets are just torture to myself.
I just broke up yesterday, and today I just want to cry, but I really love you, every day with you. I know she's back, but I really hope you are happy. You don't have to worry about me. I will be fine. I'm going back to my hometown. I'm going to start abusing myself in the gym. I want to make myself better and let you know. You really regret losing me! Thank you for letting me grow!
It’s a pity that my future is not you, but my memories are all of you.
When people reach middle age, love becomes an isolated island. After the age of dreaming, it is not as dynamic as calm.
So much sadness, so much helplessness, so much bitterness in my heart. Fate made us meet, but reality makes it impossible for us to walk together. We can only miss you silently
I have drunk the most Strong wine and the bitterest candy I have ever tasted.
Although it is uncomfortable to love but not be able to love, to lose and not to let go, to be unqualified to take a step further, and to be reluctant to take a step back, but I have finally met you, and I will cherish it with all my life.
We used to look forward to the future life so much, and I still look forward to it now. Unfortunately, the person around you is not me, and the person around me is not you. Thinking about it, I would cry so innocently before. I feel so sad. I want to be you for the rest of my life Liang Dong’s classic quotations
1. Don’t look at what’s popular in the industry, don’t look at whether it’s right or not, and don’t look at whether this thing meets the needs of the times. What matters is whether you feel happy while doing it.
2. The advantage of reading is that he can always find that his feelings have been explained clearly by someone in the world. He finally understood that he was not unique, he was just a vague one among them.
3. It doesn’t matter whether it’s scientific or not, just have fun.
4. Everyone must find themselves in this life. There are always opportunities in this world, so don’t give up.
5. Men need to be cared for more. Because most women know how to care for themselves, but many men don't actually know how to care for themselves, so men need care.
6. To put it bluntly, life is a process of turning a series of pains and complaints into a joke.
7. The so-called entertainment is a safe experience.
8. Frankly speaking, I believe less and less that science can bring about any essential changes in the world. If people lack firm belief and sympathy, they will no longer understand the meaning in poetry and music. Feeling the rhythm of the universe, people no longer believe that things are the same in addition to being different. If people are like this, it may be a step backwards rather than progress.
9. The best Chinese medicine doctor is yourself. Why do many Chinese medicine practitioners live to be ninety years old? Because he is open, not distorted, not deformed, not tormenting himself. The most reliable way to keep healthy is to be as naive as possible. The source of health does not lie in the body, but in the mind.
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