I don't remember campus jokes, even if I find a trouser head in the back, I have to give it to the public.

1 Cool is popular on campus. A boy came back from the hair salon "playing cool", and all the female students shouted: "Cool brother is coming!" The boy was flattered: "no, just' cool-headed'." Just as the class teacher passed by, he solemnly said, "I want to pay for a trouser head."

The teacher said to a lovestruck classmate, "First love is childish, painful and fruitless. The most important thing is that it affects your study. Do you realize your mistake? " The classmate replied, "but, teacher, this is not my first love." I fell in love for the third time. "

Chinese teachers often teach junior one students: "Writing should use metaphors, so as to make things more concrete and vivid." A student then wrote in his composition: "Our teacher is like a strong cow, feeding us with sweet milk."

4 Chinese class, the teacher teaches a classmate to use; Make a sentence "succinctly" and give the students an immediate answer: "No."

In a physics exam, there is such a question: Why do we see lightning first and then hear thunder when it thunders? "The students are cutting it carefully. Fan Xiao has written down the answer: "Because the eyes are in front and the ears are behind. "

The algebra teacher said to his parents, "You have taken care of your son. Look at the algebra problem he did, 90-45= the second half. " The parents said, "I will definitely teach my son when I go back. There is also a second situation that he ignored, that is, he did not consider overtime. "

In Chinese class, the teacher said, "The Roman Empire was not built in a day." A student keeps it in mind. In history class, the teacher asked, "When was the Roman Empire founded?" The student immediately replied, "In the evening."