How can I humorously tell my friends that I have changed my number? Informational.

1. Starting from today, a new account dedicated to XX will be officially launched... with courtesy storage and deletion of fees. Thanks! 2. The world is changing too fast. Some people change cars, some people change houses, some people change wives, some people change lovers, some people change jobs, and some people change mobile phones. In order to keep up with the times. I solemnly declare that I also want to change my number. This is XXX3. Due to too many followers, in order to deceive others and avoid causing chaos in the world, I, XXX, will use this number starting today. Remember remember.