What is a good joke and a funny thing?

1. If I hadn't hit you, I would have turned my face ~

No one who doesn't know him has ever eaten pork.

I want to buy 50 good cars-Alto, Alto, Alto! Get up with a dart and drive like a train!

I ordered a shark fin fried rice, but I couldn't find shark fin in three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said, my name is shark fin.