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Ask a joke funny pictures video spoof (no ghost stories! I'm not good at it.

A bus was crowded with people. A man and a woman near the car door, the man is wearing a pair of glasses and carrying a purse, and the woman looks like a standard OL. The two chatted unscrupulously.

Man: Your husband is not at home tonight, is he? It's much quieter here ...

W: Well, he's out of town all week.

Man: So we can play tonight? (The uncle next to him turns his head to look ...)

W: What do you want to play? (The aunt next to me also turned around ...)

Man: As usual, I'll check in (the middle school students next to me also turn around ...)

Woman: I won't come if you get a room, or I will (everyone is surprised ...)

Man: OK, you drive, I'll come in and kill you (people around you take a breath ...)

Woman: I think I am a bully, saying that I don't know which one to take, and I can't stand it and don't want to beg for mercy (BS shines in the eyes of the masses).

Man: No matter how fierce I am, I can only accompany you 1 hour, and I have to accompany my girlfriend at night (there is a murder in the carriage ...)

Woman: ask her to play with me (dizzy ...................................................................................................................................................................

Man: She can only fight landlords, but she can't play mahjong ... (They all run away)

There's another one.

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?

Boy a: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

Boy A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

B took the French fries carefully with her palm, because she heard about A.

Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup?

B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked it with his finger. ...

Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skillful. Call your parents ...

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: no, ok, I'll have French fries.

Because of the first two examples, C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

C picked up the French fries and put them in his ear. ...

Teacher: No? Call your parents ...

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

Eating French fries in fear.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

D carefully put the chips in his upper pocket again.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

D quickly took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy e: no,

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

E just took French fries, and the teacher said, won't you invite me to eat?

E hurriedly handed me the French fries with both hands and then took out a lighter. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy f: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

I ate it in fear.

Teacher: Suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

F sweaty palms, but still calmly bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

F takes out the French fries: No, they are still there. The fire hasn't lit yet. ...

[Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy G: I swear to God, I will never smoke again.

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.

G naturally took the French fries and ate them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

(proudly): Greater China ...

[Scene 8]

Teacher: Have a portion of French fries.

Boy n: no, thanks.

Teacher: ... ```

I hope to adopt o ~ ~ o (∩ _ ∩) o.