Make sentences in distress situation

In distress situation, the sentence is:

1, my mother whispered in my ear and asked me to take pictures, which made me laugh and cry, so I ignored her.

2. Brother, he almost drives me crazy, but he always makes me laugh and cry.

When I got home, my mother looked at the monosodium glutamate in my hand and said, "You bookworm asked you to buy salt!"

4. It seems ridiculous to be afraid that food will be taken away by others.

Every time I think about it, it makes me laugh and cry.

6. Chen Anzhi's behavior makes teachers and classmates laugh and cry.

7. I'm a little in distress situation. Thanks to the help of my experienced grandmother, the stubborn net bag finally surrendered to me!

8. When I want something from you, I will do it with both hands. Thank you. Congratulations on getting rich. That makes people laugh and cry.