I want to herd cattle

Sometimes, something happens, which is embarrassing. Of course, it's not particularly embarrassing, but it's a little embarrassing. For example, people just tell a joke, but you take it seriously. The function of jokes is to make the atmosphere relaxed and happy. If jokes are taken seriously, the situation will go the other way.

For example, I really want to herd cattle. I want to herd cattle for three reasons. First, I didn't let the cow go. Secondly, I think herding cattle is a relaxing and pleasant thing. Third, I haven't been relaxed, carefree and unhappy recently. Because of these three reasons, I woke up early in the morning and found that someone was sending a message to herd cattle. I feel lucky that someone is dreaming this dream like me. Suddenly I feel that I am not dreaming alone. I have a confidant in the world, although my confidant is on WeChat. However, it suddenly occurred to me that people didn't really want to herd cattle, they were just bragging, and I was embarrassed. On second thought, people who really want to herd cattle are not qualified to herd cattle. Is it that simple to herd cattle?

First of all, can I afford cattle? I heard that the price of a cow is five figures now, which means that I can buy a cow without eating or drinking for four months. Secondly, grazing cattle requires a grassy field or a grassy hillside. Now, both the grassland and the hillside are protected by the laws of the people of China, and must not be easily destroyed by a cow. Third, herding cattle takes time and a lot of leisure time. Isn't that what I lack most? I even have a tight time to herd cattle. Fourth, as a pseudo-youth, I don't just want to herd cattle. What I want more is to enjoy the comfort of cows grazing and lying on the grass next to them. The background must be blue sky, white clouds, green mountains and green waters. I certainly can't lack a book in my hand. If possible, I also have a bottle of Nongfu Spring beside me. On second thought, a cup of tea is a bit unrealistic. In this way, open your eyes to see the clouds and birds in the sky, close your eyes and smell the fragrance of grass beside you. If I put an honest cow, I hope I can ride on the back of the cow and scratch it occasionally. Of course, if there is such a day, it is not bad to be a cow. Cows don't need farmland now. Although they will be killed in the end, it is worth it. Cattle are dead, so it's worth eating.

On the other hand, herding cattle is a relaxing and pleasant thing, but it takes a lot to achieve the goal of herding cattle. These efforts are by no means easy and pleasant. Some things can be done by yourself, and some things can't be done by yourself. Of course, if Ma Yun wants to herd cattle, he can do whatever he wants. I can't. I can only think about it, think about it again, then go home and let the children go and continue to work tomorrow. After all, my primitive accumulation is not rich enough. Speaking of this primitive accumulation, that is, the problem of money, I have nothing to say. Yes, I don't know how to live on all kinds of chicken soup Most women are emotional and easily moved by all kinds of chicken soup, but they don't know what to do after being moved. I am one of the majority, so I dare not move. In short, on second thought, I am not suitable for herding cattle. To put it bluntly, I am not qualified to herd cattle.

I don't know how many people in this world want to herd cattle like me. On second thought, I can't afford it. Forget it. It's more real to play with my mobile phone. After all, I am going to cook soon.

The ancients said, "He who has no long-term worries must have near worries". I said, "people have long-term concerns, and they are worried about the near future." "Living in the present" is the philosophy of many people. What does "that moment" mean? The moment is the price of vegetables in today's market, the moment is the share price of A shares today, and the moment is whether there is a price increase in the last column of the payroll. The present is always the most realistic. Living in the present can solve the immediate troubles, but how can we not worry about the future? This may not be solved, as long as I have expectations, as long as I want a better tomorrow, as long as I want to herd cattle, I will always have worries.

I want to herd cattle?