Tell me some homophonic jokes.

Ji Xiaolan was a famous genius in Qianlong period of Qing Dynasty. In recent years, there have been many TV dramas describing Ji Xiaolan, describing his excellent moral character as "iron teeth and copper teeth", but this is not the case in Ji Xiaolan in history. He is ugly and stutters, but one thing is that he is talented and very good at irony. I heard this from cctv 10 "Lecture Room". I'll tell you if there is anything funny. )

One year, Ji Xiaolan served as assistant minister of the Ministry. One day, he was on duty in the imperial study. It was winter, and Ji Xiaolan was wearing a cotton gown and holding a folding fan (this was the symbol of scholars at that time). At this time, an old eunuch happened to pass by and saw his full set of clothes. He knew that Ji Xiaolan was very talented. In order to let him have a try, he could not help but draw the first picture with a smile:

Little assistant, put on your winter clothes and take a summer fan.

Have you read Spring and Autumn Annals?

This is not an insult, but this Ji Xiaolan just won't let him go. Open your mouth:

The old eunuch was born in the south and went to the north.

Is that thing still there?

At that time, the old eunuch's face was predictable, and he couldn't wait to break him into ten thousand pieces. From this story, we can see that Ji Xiaolan's vitriol is really different.

One day in the same year, his boss, fact-finding Shangshu (it is said that Shangshu was a minister at that time and assistant minister was a vice minister, which I don't quite understand) went to his house with a suggestion. Ji Xiaolan keeps a dog and barks at Shangshu from a distance. As soon as Shangshu saw it, he said a sentence:

Wolf or dog?

I don't understand this suggestion. Isn't this a dog? Ji Xiaolan has understood its meaning, that is, wolf = assistant minister. Now it's his turn to call him a dog. From the last story, we know that the old eunuch didn't dig at him, but was scolded by the dog, not to mention the ministers' deliberate provocation.

He smiled and said to Shangshu: There are two ways to distinguish wolves from dogs. One is to see what their tails look like. tail

The wolf hangs down and the dog stands up.

Here Shang Shu = Shang Shu finally scolded him, but he was not enough. He added: There is another way to see what they eat. Wolves eat meat, while dogs eat.

Eat meat when you meet meat, and shit when you meet shit.

Needless to say here, naturally encounter shit = advice. Look, the somebody else didn't say anything, but also suffered, this Ji Xiaolan is really not easy to handle.