Funny wedding greeting sentences

The funny wedding greeting sentences are summarized as follows

1. The man finally figured it out and the woman finally got over it. The beaded wall and the bridal chamber are warm in spring, and the flowers are full and the fish are deep.

2. I sleep on the floor and she sleeps on the bed. Husband and wife worship for her and work hard for her. Alas, I am a sheep and she is a wolf.

3. A paper tiger, a Mickey Mouse, light candles and live together; One is a husband, and the other is a mother in the future. Lulu, how happy! I wish the young couple a happy marriage!

4. Don't be ignorant of the difficulty of marriage and think that marriage is like being immortal. Wan Li needs to be vigilant in the future, and join hands with one heart, suffering from daily necessities and enjoying tea, vegetables and noodles. Dull is true, happiness is the foundation, life is upward, and they don't argue with each other.

5. Best wishes for a hundred years of harmony and a lasting unity! We firmly believe that ten years of trees, a hundred years of people, a thousand years of tortoise and a thousand years of turtle can't keep up with your deep affection.

6. Congratulations! Saying goodbye to being single also means that you have really found true love. As your friend, I am really happy. I wish you happiness and happiness ... Be careful not to become a yellow-faced woman ~

7. I heard that you got married recently. The bride is a perfect match for you, with a plump figure and red skin, so everyone says that you are a couple of pigs.

8. Take a wedding leave, drink a wedding banquet and enter the bridal chamber. Life is three big things. Dear friend, on your wedding day, let me sincerely wish you a happy wedding!

9. Love makes people mature, and marriage makes people progress!

1. Marriage is a paradise of happiness and a land of life. Happiness is nothing but daily necessities, a happy life is nothing but laundry and cooking, long-term love is nothing but mutual warmth, and growing old together is nothing but happiness.

11. The word "red happiness" is hung on the wall. Whoever marries a bride today should call her father first, then her mother. When she gives birth to a child, she will take a bus (a boy), and then her mother will call her father. After marriage, she will have money to spend.

12. I can't understand the brevity of Tang poetry, the delicacy of Song poetry, the splendor of Han Fu and the essence of Yuan Qu. Don't dislike it. I really wish you a blessing.

13. Hold the hand of the elder under the moon. Give my solemn regards quickly. Listening to the glass of wine. I wish you happiness forever.

14. Let go of the boring single aristocrat; Step across your feet and enter the happy world of two people. Congratulations, officially stepping into the sacred marriage hall! Bless you and enjoy a happy married life from now on!

15. Congratulations, congratulations and congratulations, passionate age, passionate summer, hot wedding; I'll give you all my sincere gift packages. Love is as sweet as honey. Let's work together to have a tacit understanding and have a baby at home next year.

16. Because of fate, we became attached; Because there is a share, all are not divided; Because there is love, all dependence; Because of affection, it is warm; Because of happiness, so happiness. May you hold hands in life and never give up!