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What is the second grade in the fable?

The fable of grade two goes like this:

1, Gong Yu Yishan: There are two big mountains in front of Gong Yu's house, and he is determined to level them. An old man laughed at his stupidity. Gong Yu said: My generation will eventually insist on shoveling them, and then I moved the Emperor of Heaven and ordered Hercules' two sons to carry them away.

2. gild the lily: does Chu have it? After ancestor worship, release? A pot of wine was awarded to the public. The guests discussed and said, "What do you think? Home? Do you want to drink this pot of wine? Is that enough? Answer? There is some left after drinking. So, draw a snake in the competition first? Drink it. " ? Answer? The first draw, picked up the hip flask, but left? Take the hip flask, right? Draw snake feet. "Haven't finished eating the foot, another one? Answer? Then he grabbed the hip flask and said, "Snakes have no feet. How can you draw its feet? "I just finished speaking and finished the pot of wine.

3. Stealing the clock: During the Spring and Autumn Period, someone took the opportunity to steal from Fan's house and saw a big clock hanging in the yard. The thief tried to steal the clock home, but he couldn't move it. After thinking about it, he broke the clock and moved home separately. The thief found a big hammer and threw it at the clock. There was a loud bang, which startled him. I think it's terrible. Isn't this clock equivalent to telling people that I am stealing a clock? In desperation, he tried to cover the bell with open arms, but the bell still came in the distance.

The more he listened, the more afraid he became, trying to cover his ears. "Hey, the bell is getting smaller and I can't hear it!" The thief was very happy. He immediately found two cloth balls to plug his ears, thinking that no one could hear the bell. So I let go and hit the bell, and the bell resounded far away. People heard the bell rush in and caught the thief.

4. Encourage seedlings: A Song countryman was worried that his seedlings would not grow tall and pulled them up. He was very tired, but he was still satisfied at the end of the day. He came home and said to his family, "I'm exhausted." I helped the seedlings grow taller! " When his son heard about it, he hurried to the field to see the seedlings, but they all withered. People who help it grow up arrogantly will not only do no good, but will hurt it.

5. Waiting for the rabbit: A farmer in Song State was plowing the field, and a rabbit flew over and accidentally bumped into a stump in the field, breaking his neck and dying. The farmer was very happy to get the rabbit unexpectedly, so he put down his farm tools and stood by the stump, hoping to find the rabbit pretending to be dead again. As a result, he never got the rabbit again, but his behavior was spread as a joke in the Song Dynasty. As a result, there were no rabbits and the crops were yellow.