Ask and answer cold jokes

1. Question: Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose?

Molly ~

Because there is a song: what a beautiful (powerless) jasmine. .........

2. Question: What is the pencil's surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

3. Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines.

Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

4. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser.

Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).

5. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

6. Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

7. Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Answer: Su Wu.

Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

8. Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard.

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

9. Question: How to make sparrows quiet?

Answer: Click.

Reason: Silence (silence).

10. Question: Who runs fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Speak of the devil.

1 1. Q: Who is Mi's mother?

Answer: flowers

Reason: peanuts

12. Question: What is white plus white?

Equal to the white rabbit

Reason: Xiaobai No.2

13. Question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit! !

Answer: 40

Reason: the fact (40) is better than the public (bear) argument.

14. Question A: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

Answer: Wang Leehom.

Reason: Wang Leehom (coax)

Question B: What if I come out again?

The answer is: Han Hong.

Reason: Han Hong (still coaxing)

15. question: foxes are best at confusing men, so what is the essence of' men and women are fascinated together'?

Answer: alcohol.

Reason: Alcohol can make both men and women drunk.

16. Question: Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes?

Answer: Chicken lays eggs.

Reason: Healthy couples are chicken couples.

17. Question: If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today?

Answer: find a seat in heaven.

Reason: If you go to heaven again tomorrow, there will be no time to get a seat.

18. The farmer raised 10 cows, why only 19 horns?

Answer: Because one is a rhinoceros.

Reason: Rhinoceros has only one horn.