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Is there a website where I can learn Enshi dialect?

There are no professional study materials. . But I can tell you a joke, it will be helpful

Two people from Enshi were traveling in Beijing. They were looking at a map on the bus. Person A said: "We will fight to Tiananmen first, and then Zhongnanhai..." Person B: "Yes, we will follow the route you told us and fight all the way." Unfortunately, he was reported by the people in the car. After getting off the car, he was taken to the public security organ and was released after N hours of explaining the situation.

A and B came to Tiananmen Square and looked at the people coming and going. They were speechless...A couldn't help but said: "You are so lazy that you can't talk (gun)?" B: "You don't even dare to shoot me (gun)?" As soon as he finished speaking, he was taken to the public security organ. A week later, the two of them walked out of the gate of the detention center. You looked at me, and I looked at you. A said, "It's easy for me. My bags are all empty. Where can I get some bullets?"... .The armed police at the door rushed up and pushed the two people to the ground.

The Ministry of Public Security has issued a document: In order to ensure the smooth progress of the Olympic Games, Enshi people are strictly prohibited from coming to Beijing to speak Enshi dialect within 20 years.

Additional information

Children - —Xi Wa'er

Unlucky - when carrying

Place - Dianba'er, Langchang (Xuan'en, Hefeng)

Top - Pi Head

Idiot - Hanong Bao

Toilet - Maosi

Put it on - board, awkward

Finish - do it Turn around, turn around

Melon seeds - sunflowers, sunflowers

Flower buds - buds

Cockroaches - Zao Mo'er

< p>Mosquito - Night Mosquito

Fly - Rice Mosquito Shit Mosquito

Grandma - Quack

Full Moon Wine - Toast Rice Wine

< p>Disgusting - disgusting

Not sleeping at night - Night Wanderer

Convenient - getting rid of

Go in a straight line - go straight, go straight

Nonsense - nonsense

Turn around - car body

Lying - lying

Describe a person who is a bit stupid - Xinxin , Haha, Dumb

Playing - teasing

Honest people - Hanbaer, Habaer

People who love to show off - Debao , Deba'er

A joker - Quebao

Chat - Talk about nothing

Bragging - Ribai

A relatively unscrupulous person - Riguzi

Telling stories - setting up the dragon gate array

Lengtou Lengnao - Erzhizi

Corner - Kaka Son, Guo Guo'er

So anxious——Jiaoren

Street (gai) along----the steps

Red-tongued guest----- ---------------Speak to overwhelm others

Touch your fingers--------------Talk to overwhelm others

Sleep----------Stand up.

Eating-------------Oh.

占便宜________搭巴花儿

做梦_________扯混脑儿

撒娇_________撒lia

上街________赶场

The lowly man _____ steps on the snowman

Dad——————Old man

The frog——Ke

The toad—— Leike Bao

After a while ___ a haha ??(three sounds)

Somersault___dapuba

Squat down—————— Pull it up

Why~~~~~~~Salata

Oh my god----------Come on, it’s a leather burden

Quite small----------dropper

Dirty------------- Luo sent Nai to stay together

Dinner ——Supper

Children——Xi Waer

Unlucky——Back Time

Place——Dianbaer, Langchang (Xuanen, Hefeng )

Above - Pitou

Fool - Hanong bag

Toilet - Maosi

Put - board, Embarrassing

It’s over—turning a corner, turning a corner

Melon seeds—sunflowers, sunflowers

Flower buds—flower buds

Cockroach - Zao Mo'er

Mosquito - night mosquito

Fly - meal mosquito feces mosquito

Grandma - Quack

Full Moon Wine——Toast Rice Wine

Disgusting——Disgusting

Not sleeping at night——Night Wandering God

Convenient——Dismissal

Go forward in a straight line - go straight, go straight

Tell nonsense - lie nonsense

Turn around - car body

Lie - lie

Describe a person who is a bit silly - Xinxin, Haha, Dumb

Play - tease

A simple and honest person - Hanbaer, Habaer

People who love to show off - Debao, Deba'er

People who love to joke - Quebao

Chat - talk freely

Bragging - Ribai

The more wicked person - Riguzi

Telling stories - setting up the dragon gate formation

Being stupid - Erzhi

Corner - Kakaer, Guo Guoer

So anxious - Jiaoren

Street (gai) along the steps

Red-tongued guest--------------------Talk to win over others

Touch your fingers---------- ------Talk to others

Sleep----------Stand up to the corpse.

Eating-------------Oh.

Take advantage __________________________________________________________ ________ Rushing to the show

The lowly man _____ steps on the snowman

Dad——————Old man

The frog——Ke

The toad—— Leike Bao

After a while ___ a haha ??(three sounds)

Somersault___dapuba

Squat down—————— Pull it up

Why~~~~~~~Salata

Oh my god----------Come on, it’s a leather burden

Quite small----------dropper

Dirty------------- Luo sent Nai to death

No Often ------- Sanmen Zhen'er

Diarrhea ------- Javelin Xixi

Just now ---------- will Only now, just now

Prepare----------stent

Kick---------zhua

Show off---------foreign, get it!

Afraid--get it urgent

Yard--------field Bar

Crying-----------tearing the menstrual veins and barking cheeks

Grandpa----------嗲嗲

Ancestors --------Zugong lao'er

Sleep--------Standing up and dozing off (swearing)

Myself------- -Chinese

Knees--------Kesiben'er

Fists--------Stator

Slap--- -----Brush your ears with food, and follow your ears and ears

Kick others with your legs---Follow you and bend your legs

Cockroach---clothes-stealing woman

Garbage shovel - pinch scoop

Fingernails - straight shells

Elbows - to the crutch

This section Time - Niehua

Shout loudly---raise the gangster and shout

Start-----Stance

Kick----Zhua (two Sound)

Gui---Ba

Grandpa-------Gong Ga

Stingy---------Suba

Do things quickly: Liushao

Preparation-------------------------Anzhi

Nude--Tiaoka

Unlucky----------Carry the truth

Specialized----------Diaochu

"How" is "Nangmenge"

"If" is "Shout"

"Daughter-in-law" is "Ruke"

"Work hard, come on" is "heiqi"

"Very" is "old fire"

"Procrastination" is "naked" and "frivolous"

"I think" is "I despise"

"What" is "Mozi"

"Beginning" is "at first"

"Front" is "Dangmen"

"Not good" is "guaida"

"Myself" is "Chinese"

"Don't believe" is "child coaxing" "Ghost"

"Nonsense" means "chewing teeth and covering bones"

"Shanghai" means "pitou" and "shangtou"

"Place" means "Nangchang" seems to be said in Nangmen over Qingping! !

"Tiger" means "老axe"

"Thing" means "gun broad",

"I think" is another way of saying "owe" , I haven’t been home for a long time, I really “owe” Xiwa’s mother!

"Tinqiqi" has many meanings. Sometimes it means forcefully doing something without the consent of others, sometimes it means not finding a way to fool around with it;

"Lia" It means that something has not been done and it has become dirty.

"Just be good" means so beautiful;

"Expand to start" if the word "expand" is pronounced, it means to put things or things aside first;

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"Gaga" should mean grandma and grandpa;

"Guaguai" means a bit bad;

"Nai Dai (dai pronounced four times)" means dirty The meaning of "Quack" also means meat, which may be pronounced this way in some places.

"Bragging" means "日北"

"Buaiguai" also means detours. For example, if the road has many twists and turns, it means that the road has many twists and turns

"This" means "celebrating"

"That" means "spending"

"In the "house" (house), treat guests to "poke Yideng" (eat a meal). I don't have the money to break up and coax you.

Well, if you can borrow some, I will help you. The children are still scattered

I have strangled people, lia Baigui liabaibai

I am still black and screamed that the bottom is kaka

"Too black" is " "Black Area Ma Gong"

Don't use water to "kill" "sai", or don't use "po"!

To coax a child to eat, you say "mang mang", Calling someone stupid is "strong stick" and "250"

When I was so black, I jumped on my back and my buttocks shook

"Dad" called "Old Man"

< p>"Aunt" is called "aunt LIANG'er"

"Aunt" is called "LIANG LIANG"

"Poke Ji", "Luo Qi" and "Yan Qi"

< p>The tool for threshing millet is called "da dou"

"Producing" his earwax means "slapping him"

Not yet "guiyi" means "finishing"

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This is the "beginning" of "contempt"

"To give a lot of money" means "so much"

The "mo" of "Don't pull the strings" --"Don't" "Wrangling" refers to fights, quarrels and conflicts

"Xi Erfupi" seems to be a bit naughty

"Lang Ha" What should I do?"

My head hurts even if I think about it hard! I still can't think of it! It means "using your brain"

"Zhao Yao Ba Ka" means "body movement", which is unsightly The way it looks

"One blind and two drums" means a bit of deception and threat

"Have a good number" means "sure"

You can say " "Don't be too arrogant or cruel"

The Internet cafe of "Back to Ten Thousand Years" (Ten Thousand Years of Unlucky) that cut my head off made me "nervous" (troubled my brain)< /p>

Some "Harry" (idiot) Xiwa just smoked "in front" of me

It made me "sweat all over the place" and pointed out that I was sweating a lot

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I also want to "swear" people

Some men also dress up like "sun-eyed"

"It's ancient and strange"

"Dada jumps and crawls" (wrestling)

What we call here is drag (zhuan. read it aloud), which is also called ride. Climb.

Corner - nook

Behind - behind

Beautiful --- So good

The bad thing---Looks like a fart

You guys are so funny. Damn? You are trying to laugh me to death

I can’t find you. I think you are all old-timers.

None of them are implemented, Xierpizi.

"Zhuanmizi" (diving), "Nengeijiu" (a long time), I didn't even come to see you, "You winner" (referring to the honorific title for the elderly)

" You are "blame" (very strange) for your nonsense "Ribai" (nonsense), and "don't make a fuss" (don't understand, don't understand)~?

You are really "panpi" ( Effort),

"Run" is "bar", "Chasing" is "thunder"

Which place----Which Langchang

Dusk- ——Dia Mazhiyan

Dawn————Mama Liang

What——Mozi

Sleep——Sleep report (for children )

Knees--Ke Xiao Laoke-Ke Xiao Lao'er

Children--Zai Zaixiwa

Coffin---Fang Zi

Strange thing, yesterday when I went to Hong Kong Children's Network, my back was numb, my "forehead" was covered in sweat, and my teeth and bones were not stretched out

It’s so funny that I have to press it even when going uphill. I still have a little bit of soil left to dig, and I want to plant a “Yangyu Baoer” (potato).

Oh, I stayed up all night last time and made myself uncomfortable at all.

Don’t ) "Have a habit" (spoil) him, from now on "Nangge" (how) "got" (amazing) yo! "Don't make him a habit, what will you do in the future?"

Nang Ge started (what's wrong)

Go to the market, go shopping (shopping)

< p>Wushi (delicious)

My "hands and claws" (fingers) are a little itchy and I will write a few sentences again

Hao Er (sleepy) is also here

The weather is good and "Rigu" (bad)

The ax is: "Kaishan" and "Cat"

Baba---Cake

Toilet - gross. Dung Kang

I still want to give my little baby a handle

Then I will "kill the country" (finished) first

To the point of decay ( Keep some) Tie Baoer (return gift)

Is your right guest, Maizi, good?

Which one of you is "sparse" () here?

"The one from the other two oceans"

Don't be the "Xike" one else

It's weird Er Guzi, there is Mozi who likes the Xike one! !

Chinese people don’t have the courage to just find a few to get rid of them

“Trouble” is “labor position”

“Soup bowl” is "Bobo"

"Tou" is "langguaer"

"What to do" is "Gang Mozi"

"I particularly like" in Yangdong It’s called {Hanfaxiong}~

Rubber talk~~~ It’s called Tongue Gener!

The stone is called {Hey Brain}

There are also "xiaomiriyan" (stingy} and "huamiriyan" (face is very dirty)

"Bottom" is called "penetration" and "top" is called "pitou"

"If" is "fake~"

"Oops" is "guaida~"< /p>

"Head" means "brained~"

"Little thing" means "Ou Ga Shi'er", (juo) refers to mother Kaka with "tong" (one) "ant" Money!" (Ant)

Pixi baby doesn't like "shrinking profits" (clean, which means not paying attention to hygiene) at all. Look at the "nurturing belts" (very dirty) you do in the door. , En is the "die" (describing a very dislike of cleanliness) of "pufu" (not fond of cleanliness), you are a dead single, I'm angry with you for "several slaps" (slaps), "planing" ( Kick) How many times have you clicked "Ha'er number" (quotes, details)! How about "turning your head" (hitting your head with your hand)!

"Pooping" is called "whirlpool" "Shit" and "pee" are called "brush urine"

Grandpa's name is DIADIA.

Grandma’s name is GAGA lailai

Chin-----jaw bones (it’s called tooth bones)

kua-----thighs

< p>To the kidnapper-----elbow

"Lexiang" (during this period) I was "very angry" (meaning very angry)! To catch a mangmang who choked in the sinkhole, "doushi" (meaning) is not "zuru" (referring to the long body)

"Zuipi" (lips) is pronounced yu da! There is no one in the country who can "throw away ten" (ignore) oh

Very hot adjective: Xiang Gong mother and child ash scraper

Children's naughty saying: You coward, "take it with you" "Yan Xiwa" (hates children)

"Have you eaten yet?" "Have you eaten yet?"

"Is this banana soft?" Make me ugly at night. . . .

It’s so heavy, please lift it up for me

“Thief” is called “crawling on the dick”

“Bandit” is called “ "Bang Lao Er"

"Small puddle" is called "Shui Dang Dang"

"Diorrhoea" is said to be "Qixi" or "Javelin"

"Drink" means "寅"

"Beggar" means "slander"

"Downside" means "through the corner"

"Pants" means " "Wag your pants, three forks"

"The lower barbarians are destroyed" (thinking hard) that my "manman" (uncle) drove a "country dog" (walking tractor) to pull the old shell. "Go Mao Da" (very angry), I will "definitely" (throw) you two "bad guys" (stones, stones), you are a "hazi" (fool)!

"Jiange" means "definitely"

"Grandpa" means "Gong", "Grandma" means "Po", "Grandma" means "Grandma", and "Grandpa" It's "Ga Gong", and "eating" is "daifan/woli/catching MANG MANG"

"Toilet" is "Maosi"

Answer the phone: "Hey! You OK! Which one are you looking for?" . . "Oh, he 'caijiang' is not here (now), you 'wait for Hong Kong' (later) to call.". . . . . .

Stones--suffering from old shells

Swearing--excellent

Jiefang Shoes--replaced and returned

Ponds-- Dangdang

Scratch itchy----button itch

If you chop your head off when you carry it, I will knock your two broad pendants

"Break the feet" "Child" (barefoot), 'choking Mozi's words' (unlike)"

"Hey, you don't know, I will see Ni Banli in August, and the skin of my feet will be covered with anthracene!!"

"Can't" and "nonsense" are "nonsense"

"Squat down" is "pull up" and "pull up"

"Can" is "have to" ""Okay"

Hua Da Di~ I am so ridiculous that you guys are making me laugh so hard that I can't get up

I am so laughable Put it on the table. You are so cowardly, "Jing Shi" (all of them) do some naughty things, be careful to make everyone burst into laughter.

In the morning, "ba get up" (meaning to get up), "not in a hurry" (not in a hurry), wash your face, and come to work with a poop in your eyes

"nenzei" (so, so) My son) is the little baby in that house. He has piles of "eight two" (poop) in his nest.

It's like "making a house" (referring to a children's game of "cooking rice"). , How long are they set up?

The fire in "your house" (your home) is so cold that it "cannot stand it" (cannot stand it),

It makes me "build it directly" (referring to a very fast tempo) to give a chill.

Not to mention this, I also ran to the "Mao Si" (toilet) several times

"Cricket" called "Zhao Jizi" and "Call Jizi"

"Deliberately" means "Bing Ren" and "Diaozhen"

"Think" is "Han Zi"

"Rubber Boots" is called "Tongtong Huan"

"Chicken Mother" Called "Hold the Chicken Shell" and "Dad" call "Old Man"

Look at your hands. Those who are "black and dirty" (black and dirty) come to Woli

"Xinghang Siwanda" means "very beautiful"

I'm begging you~ Do you think you have a "lang" (how) it's amazing~~I don't care~~

"Deadly dragging" (slowly) all day long

"Xuqi Guoguo" refers to "fear"

"Nonsense" (nonsense), "boneless" "Ba" (a rake made of corn) boasted to himself.

I'm actually a smart person. You guys, you guys, you dare to call me "sharp" (smart) and "turn aside" (diligent) in everything I do. You guys are trying to curb me? Second, how long did it take to learn proper Mandarin!

Go and catch "kema eggs" (tadpoles), fighting machines, frying rice balls, beating patties, fighting fences and so on. . .

"Stingy" is "sexy", you are the weakest person in the world.

I wonder if you are a bit short-sighted

Oh my God, the language of "Shouting Feng" (Xianfeng) is really rich! I don’t know how to say some of them in Mandarin. Please leave comments later and finish our signboard. I will revise it later.

Supplement: Animals

Dragonfly: "Yangdingding"

Locust: "Broken thumb"

Cricket: "Photographer" "

Earthworm: "Insect Fan/Hoe Fan"

Cicada: "Lazy Insect/Chun Boluo"

Frog: "Ke Ma"

Squirrel: "catching a mouse"