Cai Ming, Guo Da 2008 Spring Festival Evening sketch "Welcome to Beijing" complete script! !

Essay Welcome to Beijing (2009 CCTV Spring Festival Evening) Essay Welcome to Beijing (2009 CCTV Spring Festival Evening) Actors: Guo Da, Cai Ming, Zhao Qi, Gemi, Yu Heng, Huang Yang, Song Yang: Cai Ming, Guo Da (omitted); Zhao Qi plays a Korean tourist; Jamie plays an American tourist; Yu Heng plays the son of Guo Da; Huang Yang plays the bride; Song Yang plays the groom. Content: Guo Da and Cai Ming tried to be Olympic volunteers, but they made many jokes when guiding people. Finally, they successfully helped a bride find her groom. Although the plot is simple, there are many characters. Overall performance: Cai Ming's performance is very open, especially the performance of the old lady she plays is very interesting, which also adds a lot to this sketch. Judging from the performance effect of CCTV Spring Festival Evening in 2009, the audience is also very supportive of her performance. The disadvantage is that the book is a little weak, the burden is not much, and the overall joke is not obvious. Funny lines: Guo: Are Olympic volunteers casual? I represent the image of China! Cai: No requirements for hair? Guo Da, Cai Ming, Zhao Qi and Jamie, performers of the classic lines of the sketch Welcome to Beijing. Will you stop following me, big brother? Let me take your picture. 32 1 Don't take pictures. 32 1 Don't take pictures. Really handsome. Let me see why I don't have a head. I just want to take this skirt. Can you lend me your clothes? We don't know each other. Taking a photo with you is an exception. I want to be a volunteer. Is it optional to be an Olympic volunteer? Are elected, I represent the image of China! No requirements for hair? Don't disturb the work of volunteers. You are my hero. Don't talk. Thank you. Heroes are still sad. What are you scaring away? Korean friends who welcome to Beijing say that Beijing welcomes you to translate Chinese for foreigners. If you have any difficulties, don't worry. Sit down and talk slowly. Don't worry about drinking water. You're welcome, WC You want to go to the bathroom. Where can he understand? Hang in there, don't worry. I remember there was a toilet across the street. Toilets are free. Very slow. I'm afraid I can't hold on. You know I can't hold it. I was asked, but you didn't ask me if I wanted to wear this dress. It's better for you to take it off than for me. I am better than you. It's really easy to fool. Welcome to Beijing. You have a card. That's a volunteer. That's great. I thought you'd volunteer. My mother tongue is China. I'm lost. I saw the National Basketball Hall. I asked the volunteers that it was easy for you to go there. Go straight ahead from here, and then turn on Chang 'an Avenue. If you face south, don't go east. Go along Chang 'an Avenue, don't block it, just walk. Does the History Museum know the History Museum? From monkeys to people, from him to me, do you understand? No, it's okay. Then we went to CCTV Spring Festival Gala, and we won't forget this night, no matter how far away somewhere tomorrow is, let's have another one. Please tell him where the basketball court is. We went on to the princess grave, where a princess died before. Does the emperor know that the Forbidden City belongs to him? Urban management is here to see the emperor. I am the emperor's chicken. What am I doing? I am his daughter's beloved daughter. It's such a simple thing that my father-in-law takes off his clothes. You're here to intimidate and incite. I said how I just finished washing clothes and didn't have a father. What are you doing? I'm drying you. Don't scare and incite. I love you. Thank you for killing me. Unfortunately, I can't help anyone without my clothes. Next Olympic Games, it will be Beijing's turn. We will be in the princess's grave. Don't be discouraged. We are parallel imports, but we have a license plate in our hearts and are not afraid of anything. We will happily become two naked volunteers. Why don't you wear them? I can't believe that I can't help people, and I can't help girls find partners. I am looking for a husband. How can I wear a wedding dress earlier next time? No, my husband and I just came from Guangdong and took wedding photos today. If you get lost, don't worry. All good things must come to an end. How can you worry? There are still three hours before the plane takes off. Husband ... husband ... what's your husband's name? Why can't you reach it? Don't worry. He gave me this balloon. It is also the real picture he painted on it. I can't find that girl. Don't worry. Their chickens know balloons. We can hold them as high as possible. We will help you find the chicken husband, chicken, husband, chicken baby, and hold it at the same time. Chickens are newly married and lack training. Look how tight we are. Let me go, bad old man. How did you find me? I saw our balloon flying high. We finally helped others. I pinned you down. No, you're still obsessed with your husband. I tell you, this is their way of thinking. Thank you, old woman Today is the 5th. In three days, it will be our wedding day. In three days, it will be us. What are you laughing at? In three days, it will be the wedding day of the whole country. The Olympic Games will open on August 8th. Let's take a picture together. Come and get ready to take pictures. Smile. Beijing welcomes you to the airport quickly.