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Send a courier sketch joke

Song Ning: This is Building 6, Block A. Hello, taste that life is sweet, feel happy life, and your mouth is sweet, which makes you feel like your first love. Wait, hold on, hold on. I'm not from a marriage agency. I'm sending you a cake, right? Ok, thank you. I'll come up later. Oh, Dabao Bauer, let's go home after delivering the cake.

Jiang Lilin: Wait a minute, sister. May I ask how to get to Building 9?

Song Ning: Over there.

Jiang Lilin: That big sister, look at that building. Please be careful.

Song Ning: Look, go along this road, turn left at the entrance, and then turn right. There's a sign on it. Okay.

Jiang Lilin: Thank you, Sister.

Song Ning: Nothing.

Jiang Lilin: I'm the sixth building upside down, Sister. I am the sixth building. I am the sixth building upside down.

Song Ning: This is Building 6.

Jiang Lilin: Thank you, Sister. I'm a delivery man. Today is my first day at work. I must speak Mandarin. Sister, what kind of smile do you think I should give my first customer? I'm sorry to exchange my sincerity for your praise.

Song Ning: Hey, hey, where do you swing? Slow down.

Jiang Lilin: Sorry, sorry, cake, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday.

Song Ning: I deliver cakes.

Jiang Lilin: I wish you a happy delivery, hehe.

Zhao Bin: The courier has arrived. It's on18th floor, right? It almost killed me.

Jiang Lilin: Sister, what can I do for you?

Song Ning: No.

Jiang Lilin: Just press the elevator. We have been standing in it for a long time.

Zhao Bin: Sorry, that boy turned his head to me. It is you. You just threw me on the grass with one elbow in Dongsishitao. Today I just ...

Jiang Lilin: Stand there and back off. What are you doing, fighting? They are all gentlemen, and no one is afraid of anyone, you know? Fighting in the elevator, afraid of accidentally hurting this sister. Sister, stand in the middle.

Zhao Bin: I want to ask you, why did you dump me?

Jiang Lilin: No, how can you prove that I dumped you?

Zhao Bin: The man who dumped me is wearing a green skirt.

Jiang Lilin: Then I suggest you look in the post office.

Zhao Bin: Quite a big belly.

Jiang Lilin: The maternity hospital is full of big bellies.

Zhao Bin: A thief with small eyes.

Jiang Lilin: Your eyes are smaller than mine.

Zhao Bin: I mistook you for someone else, he said, waving at me, and getting your praise with my sincerity.

Song Ning: That's him.

Zhao Bin: Why did you hit me?

Jiang Lilin: Dude, I didn't wave to you. I meant to the right.

Zhao Bin: Are you referring to my face?

Jiang Lilin: Isn't that because your face is big?

Zhao Bin: My face is bigger than Jia Xuming's?

Jiang Lilin: Is Jia Xuming's face big? Jia Xuming pulled a long face.

Zhao Bin: Long face, long face must be white.

Jiang Lilin: Tang Priest becomes a tiger without white.

Zhao Bin: Tigers are national first-class protected animals.

Jiang Lilin: Animal World is very good.

Zhao Bin: I still like watching I Love a Room Full.

Jiang Lilin: It's full. That theme song is good.