Practical jokes used in classic chats.

Take my little nephew to Yuquan to worship God. I am burning incense and my father is lighting candles. When my nephew saw the candle, he immediately sang to the idol, "Happy birthday to you! Best wishes for a happy birthday! The Taoist priest next to him completely collapsed. ...

Grandma is 70 years old and will go to bask in the quilt with her. When I went down, I found that the gate of the community was not open … Then my grandmother came back and told me … She climbed over the courtyard wall and went out -_-b (

One of my classmates is studying in Denmark. Once he went to an Apple store to buy a computer, and he was very dissatisfied with the attitude of the computer seller. As a result, he set the system language of the computer, iPad and iPhone in the store to Chinese and left.

My daughter. At the school party, when I got my clothes, I was shocked. The cloth used for the performance was not much more than the bra, so I ran to find my senior. "Senior, the clothes are too exposed. Can you not wear them?" "No ... it's better not to wear ..." I was completely defeated by his changeable Ag tone.

My husband is nine years older than me, and his birthday is bigger than mine, so he is almost ten years behind? Mobile phone marriage? Today, I was bored and asked him, did you ever think about marrying a girl who went to kindergarten when you were in high school? He said no, and I asked, did you ever think about hitting on pupils when you were in college? . . He said, wife, I'm under a lot of pressure now. .

A year ago, the blood in the school square sent .200 cc for nail suits and 400CC for watches.

A MM in the next class was very happy when she heard about it. She ran to the nurse and asked, "What is 1000CC for?"

The nurse said calmly, "Send a coffin."

I have been separated from my girlfriend for three years and have always had a good relationship. She is a beautiful girl, but she doesn't dress well, so she doesn't look attractive. I worked last August, and she was still studying, so I bought her some cosmetics and clothes to make her look better, and then ... she was driven away by others. ...

Now flying is getting more and more nervous. . Maybe it's because students sell air tickets, command planes, fly planes, repair planes and even build planes.