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Di Renjie asked Wu Zetian to abstain from color face to face. What is Wu Zetian's attitude towards such embarrassment?
Wuhou said:? I have long known that you are a loyal and honest veteran, so I entrusted you with the important task of the country. But it's not appropriate for you to discuss this matter. It's really a matter of cultivation to cover me with two pieces. I bowed my head to serve the late emperor, and my fertility was too great, and my blood was exhausted. Because of my illness, I often eat ginseng tonic, but it has no effect. Shen nan said:? The decline of essence and blood is not the power of vegetation. Only by using Yuanyang to repair roots can Yin and Yang be harmonious and qi and blood be full. ? I thought it was a mistake at first and tried. Soon, my blood became stronger and stronger, and my spirit became stronger and stronger. This is not because I am good at deceiving others for decoration, but my teeth are reborn, which can prove it. ? I opened my mouth and showed Ren Jie the teeth of new life. Ren Jie knew that he couldn't go back, so he said: We should also adjust the degree of the sacred bow appropriately, and indulge ourselves enough to harm people. However, I firmly believe that your majesty is not the second empress of Qin and Hu, and will serve in Chen's house in the future, so we can't meet again, so as to take this as a warning. ? Wuhou said:? Qing Yan is good. I'm older, and I'm tired and diligent. Qing once said that Luling won the hearts of the people and called him back for me. ? After thanking him, he went and called King Luling back to Beijing.
The question and answer between De Renjie and Wu Zetian is quite interesting. This is not like discussing pornography, but an academic discussion. Di Renjie's views have affected your majesty's rest, which is not conducive to your dragon body. Let's give up completely. Wu Zetian replied, I am two lucky people. It is also for physical cultivation. I gave birth to so many children for my hometown before, and my blood failed. Now I need to receive yang and replenish yin, which is the foundation of training. You see, I have a good mouth and eat hemp. Then he bared his teeth and breathed fresh.
Di Renjie estimated that she hadn't practiced in physical maintenance and sexology, and she couldn't tell Wu Zetian, so she had to forget about it.
This story doesn't necessarily exist, but after the emperor's courtiers dare to say that Wu Zetian listened? Zhenguan legacy? , on the bearing? Zhenguan rule? , next? Kaiyuan Shi Sheng? The prosperous period of the Tang Dynasty can last more than 100 years.
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