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Q&A Routine Love Story (Selected 58 Sentences)

1, m: When will you get married?

M: Can you watch the road when you walk?

3. My dream has come true.

4. Do you know what I'm afraid of?

I have some bad news for you.

6.m: Let's go swimming.

7. After you, life is short and sweet.

8.M: I feel so bored in my chest recently.

9. M: It has been reported recently that I like you.

10, m: You know, someone has a crush on you.

Man: Do you know where my heart is?

12, I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

13, m: Do you know the difference between a monkey and you?

14, come here. I want to talk about a love affair with you.

15, "Do me a favor", "What" and "Teach me to love you"

16, tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

17, m: Let's go to dinner, but you have to promise me one thing.

18, m: since I met you, I only have one hobby left.

19, "I'm lost. I want to ask you?" "Where to?" "Walk into your heart"

Loving you is a very troublesome thing, but I like to make trouble.

2 1, "Wait a minute, I'll get something." Take what? I'll marry you.

22. "Will you love me?" "no" "well, I'll teach you."

23. "You look like someone." "who?" "My future wife."

24. "I like you. Today is more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. "

25. "I want to kiss you?" "You are shameless." "Well, come on, kiss."

26. "I want to steal your temperature" "What do you mean?" "Come on, give me a hug."

27. Will you love me? ""no ""well, I'll teach you. "

28. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.

29. Great, you are fat again, and I love you more.

30. "Do you know how compasses draw circles? In fact, its heart has never changed. "

3 1, all the gloom is left to the past. From the moment I met you, the Milky Way in winter was clear.

32. "I want to be a person." "What kind of person?" "People who belong to you."

33. Why are you so curtilage? It's always in my heart. I can't go out. ...

34. "Can you play woodpecker?" "Why?" "Think of my face as a tree."

35. "We are all lazy. But then I tried. I want you to continue to be lazy. "

36. What I want hasn't come yet, What do you want and Our Tomorrow.

I've been looking for a way. Guess what? I don't know. Auntie washes the railway (I love you in Japanese).

38. Do you know what is the biggest difference between you and the fairy? The fairy is in the sky and you are by my side.

39. "No, we may have been hit by an arrow." "What?" "Cupid seems to have shot us."

40. "In the number of 1-9, I am 9. What would you be? " "8" "?" "I want to be with you."

4 1, "I have a crush on a girl." "She must be beautiful." "Are you so narcissistic?"

42. "I recommend a way to lose weight." "Great, don't you think?" "Give me your heart."

43. "Where's your lighter?" "ah? I didn't. " "Excuse me, how did you burn my heart?"

44. "Is there a hospital?" "No, what's the matter with you?" "When I met you, my heart beat faster."

45. "Suddenly I feel selfish." "?" "I only love you, and I didn't give any girl a chance to chase me."

46. "Hold my hand" and "Why?" "Didn't the teacher say to bring valuables with you before?"

47. "What is the most beautiful scenery around here?" "I don't know." "Of course it's you. You are the most beautiful scenery here. "

48. "Can we exchange gifts?" "yes." "Well, from this moment on, you are mine and I am yours."

49. "I'll close my eyes when I meet you in the future." "Huh?" "After you enter my eyes, I will close my eyes and not let you go."

50. I am in a daze because my heart was stolen by you; In this romantic festival, I just want to say I love you!

5 1, "You are so tall, why are you looking for a short girl like me?" "I can kiss you at any time, but you can't."

52. "Sorry, I want to know how to answer this question." "Sorry, I don't know." "Never mind, I can teach you."

53. I opened my eyes. The breeze and bright moon are your flowers, your trees, your mountains and rivers, and you. So I closed my eyes and dreamed that all the stars had become you.

54. Man: Once upon a time, there were two people. One told me to love you, and the other told you not to love me. They fought, and you didn't love me and ran away. Who won?

How many fingers are there in a hand? How many eyes do I have? How many mouths do you have? Ok, I love you too.

56. It was you who put pen to paper in Qian Shan, you saw the beauty of the stars, you turned yellow on the title page of the book, you returned to Qian Shan, the iron horse was you, and the glacier was you.

57. In the rest of your life, the snow will be dull for you, poor for you, brilliant for you, gentle for your heart, eyes, spring breeze for you, warm the sun for you, rain for you, stars for you, the end of your road, and the rest of your life.

If one day you leave me, I will always look at you with your favorite food, because the earth is round and you will always return to the original point, so I can meet you in the opposite direction instead of waiting for you in the same place.