Which friend can tell me the lines of Shandong Kuaishu's "The Truth"?

"The Truth"

1. When you meet a beggar: give him (her) some food when you meet him (her) who wants money; money.

2. If you encounter the elderly, the weak, the sick, the disabled, or pregnant women on the bus: do not make a fuss or make a big show of giving up your seat. Stand up and block other people with your body to leave an empty seat for those who need it, then pretend to get out of the car and walk away. There are too many people and you can't walk far. Smile when people express their gratitude to you.

3. During rainy and snowy days, cold evenings or snowy evenings, when you encounter vegetable, fruit, or newspaper sellers who have very little left and cannot go home, how can you help them all? If you buy it, buy it all. If you can't buy it all, just buy one portion. Anyway, whatever you eat is eating, whatever you watch is watching. Buying it will make people go home early.

4. If you encounter lost children or old men and women, you can take them home if you can. If you cannot take them home, you can also take them to the car or the police station. If you have a phone, you can help them. Just make a call and leave. You won’t be short of the two phone bills anyway.

5. If you meet a lost person asking for a certain address, and you happen to know it, take the initiative to tell him. Don't be embarrassed, no one will laugh at you.

6. If you find a wallet, look for the owner. If you are really short of money, keep the cash. Call the owner and tell him you found it in the toilet. If you return your credit card, ID card, and driver's license to others, most people won't care about money anymore. Write down the person's address in your notebook. When you get rich, you can go to the person to express your humility and return the money to the person.

7. Meet students who come out to work and study part-time, especially middle school students and young girls. Buy some of what she sells. If her family is not in difficulty, it takes courage to go out to work. Encourage her.

8. When you meet someone setting up a street stall at night, buy as much as you can and don’t bargain, as everything is not expensive. Even if the family is better off, who would set up a street stall at night in the cold weather?

9. If you still have plenty of money, don’t raise a second wife, but secretly raise a few students from poor mountainous areas. Don't let people know who you are, otherwise it will be awkward and embarrassing when you meet. But you will definitely feel comfortable in your heart, which is much better than being worried about having a mistress. If you really want to pack one, you can pack one and do both good and bad things together. Human beings are inherently complicated.

10. If you have plenty of time, and you happen to find me a pleasant person, then you can upvote my posts, which is better than upvoting posts that you feel are deceived. If you have a lot of time, please translate these sentences to a few more places. After all, there are so many good people and we feel comfortable.

Excerpt from Shandong Kuaishu:

The truth

In the first month of the year, it’s just the New Year, the first day of the Lunar New Year, the first day of the Lunar New Year, and the second day of the Lunar New Year. Forget it, it’s the second day of junior high school and the third day of junior high school.

Bai: Oh, this short paragraph is called the truth. You see, I tell the truth when I open my mouth: In the first month, the New Year is celebrated, and the New Year’s Day is not the first day. Not only this sentence, you (sound: nei) listen to it later, and there is not a single lie.

It is said that in the first month, the New Year is celebrated, the first day of the Lunar New Year is passed, the first to the second day of the Lunar New Year is passed, and the second to the third day of the Lunar New Year is passed. On the fifteenth and a half days of the first lunar month, there are sixty days of cold food in spring.

In February, the weather is long and the grains and beans are too big to eat, and the hay has no skeletal knots. When the sun rises, it shines on the west wall, and there is shade on the west side of the wall. There are little ghosts in Tutu Temple, and Zhou Cang in Guan Gong Temple. (Hmm) In feudal times, there was an emperor, and when there was an emperor, there was a queen. The father’s father is called Grandpa, and the mother’s mother is called Lao Niang. I bought a little donkey with four legs. Do you think it's strange that its tail (sound: yi ba) grows on its hindquarters?

In March, March 3rd, it rained heavily, and it was almost cloudy. We lived in thatched houses without beautiful buildings, and ate pot cakes without steamed buns. Xuan (Note: "Xuan" is a borrowed word from Shandong dialect, "Xuan" ” i.e. “soft”).

In April, on April 8th, go in (Shandong Dong dialect: jin qi) and you will arrive at your own door. He and his father are older than each other, and his sister-in-law comes from a girly family.

If you don’t believe me, just touch it and you’ll see that the big end of your nose is pointing down.