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How to understand the sentence "GDP per capita is 200,000 yuan"
Two graduate students in economics, A and B, were walking on the road and found a piece of shit. A said to B: I'll give you 50 million if you eat it. B once you listen, it's so easy to earn 50 million. It stinks. When it's a big deal, I take money to pump my stomach, so I eat shit. They walked on, feeling a little unbalanced. A lost 50 million for nothing and gained nothing. Although B earned 50 million yuan, it was also blocked by shit. At this time, I found another piece of shit, still hot. B finally found a balance and said to A: You eat, and I'll give you 50 million. When a wants to earn back the lost 50 million, what is eating shit? Didn't b eat it, too? So I also eat shit. It is reasonable to say that these two people should be balanced, but the more I think about it, the more I feel that something is wrong. Their capital didn't increase at all, but one person ate a lump of shit. So I went to the professor. After listening to their complaints, the professor burst into tears with excitement: Students, you should be happy. You just ate two pieces of shit and contributed 654.38+0 billion GDP to our country!
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