There are jokes or short stories about emotions.

Two students are talking after the mid-term exam. A: This time, I am miserable. I'm sure I'll be scolded for doing so badly in the exam ... What about you? B: B: Women's singles are below 80 points, men's singles are below 70 points, and mixed doubles are below 60 points ... I can't even imagine this time ... 2. My brother said that I bought a cup with "I want a raise" printed on it, and I pointed these words at my boss at every meeting. Finally one day, the boss also bought a cup, which said "fuck off"! 3. After Yao Ming retired, because of his height problem, his life was inconvenient, and he sought medical advice everywhere, but it was not solved. One day I met a monk. The monk said that there is a secret recipe that can reduce the height to 1.8 meters after taking it. Yao Ming was overjoyed and asked what medicine it was. The monk said: short oil! 4. Two children are talking: A says: Our whole family likes animals very much. My mother likes cats, my brother likes dogs and my sister likes rabbits. B said: What about your father? A said: I like foxes. 5. School Booking Office: Tickets are particularly tight now. If the train ticket you want is gone, will you obey the adjustment? Me: Obey. After getting the ticket the next day, I was very angry: I booked a ticket to Shandong, why did I get a ticket to Shanxi! ! ! School booking office: Didn't you say that you obey the adjustment? 6. One day, the hen was flying on the roof, and the owner said angrily, "If you don't come down, I'll kill all the cocks here and make your life worse than death." The hen smiled and said, "Finally, we can find the duck ..."