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Student composition joke 1 I am cheerful, optimistic and positive … I believe these advantages will accompany me to the end. However, I have many shortcomings, which bring me a lot of sadness and distress. The biggest leader among the "defective groups" is "carelessness". Many times, I am so careless that I really can't understand it!

"Mom, where's my teapot?" "Mom, where is my mobile phone?" Many mornings, I will ask this question. Or at some point on the weekend, I will suddenly clap my forehead and exclaim, "Oh, no! Dad! I left my XX homework in the classroom! " Accustomed dad always drives to pick me up: "Let's go!" " . Or after an exam, the test paper was handed out and a striking red cross told me, "Liu, Liu, you are careless again!" "

Remember the incident that the plane lost contact. Last year, next semester, every class in the school had to fill out a form about books donated by the class, and the computer teacher had to select some students to input the form into the computer. I am one of them. 14 A-code forms, which are full and look scary. I didn't care too much at that time, so I lost. One minute, two minutes ... one hour, two hours ... more than two hours have passed. Wow, there are not many pages left. I was smug, and I was about to stretch when I heard a "ho-"sound, and then the computer went black directly. My nerves suddenly tense up, "oh! Mygod！” The power went out. Shit! I forgot to save it in time! To tell the truth, I want to cry without tears. After the call is over, others click Save in time during the process of losing. As long as you open the computer document, all the contents lost in front are still there, and you can lose them later. I had to start over, re-tabulate and re-enter. I'm like that "dumb man eating coptis" ―― I'm too bitter to speak. Carelessness killed me and I lost another two hours.

There is also carelessness in the exam, which I will never forget. Especially in the math exam, the known condition 120 in the question was written in the formula as12; Once is a very simple division calculation, but I typed the decimal point wrong; What is even more ridiculous is that in a recent exam, I tried very hard to get the first part of a question right. Through 2B=2, I wrote B=2 directly, and I wrote English words. I clearly know that "young" means "young", but I wrote "young" silently, and I accidentally lost G.

I am distressed by all kinds of ridiculous and careless things, which make me lose points and time. I once vowed to completely get rid of my carelessness, but in a recent math exam, my class got four full marks, and I missed two multiple-choice questions again because of carelessness, ranking fifth. It's a pity that I haven't been able to get rid of my carelessness since primary school.

As the saying goes: "small habits, big life." How could I be so careless! I don't want to and won't allow this bad habit to affect my future, so I must get rid of it!

Friend, do you have any good ways to help me? If so, please let me know!

Student composition joke 2 After school in the afternoon, I forgot to clean the blackboard and left directly.

I can't find a partner to go home with outside the school, so I want to go back to school to find them.

I ran to their classroom and found them on duty. I was awakened and ran to the classroom.

The classroom is empty. The front door is closed. Fortunately, the back door is still open. I put down my coat and bag and picked up the rag. The chalk was wiped off. I soaked the rag and wiped it again. Wipe the podium again, throw the short chalk in the chalk slot into the trash can and put the long chalk in the chalk box.

When I finished, I took my things, left the classroom and closed the door.