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A collection of the coldest brain teasers in history

Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Trees can’t jump~~~~~~How to cool down quickly in the hot summer? Cold jokes will help you become cold in a second! Brain teasers are not only Children like to guess. When classmates are together or alone, a brainteaser can often ignite the topic and adjust the atmosphere. The following is a collection of the coldest brain teasers in history that I have prepared for you. I hope you like it!

A collection of the coldest brain teasers in history (1)

< p> 1. A kangaroo and a monkey participated in a high jumping competition. Why did the monkey win from the beginning? Answer: The kangaroo jumped with both feet, which was a foul.

2. Xiao Ming watched a theatrical performance at night. Why did one actor always turn his back to the audience? Answer: It was the band conductor

3. The teacher asked the children to draw a bird, Dayong I didn't draw anything and gave the teacher a piece of blank paper. The teacher was very angry. Dayong said something, but the teacher turned his anger into laughter? Answer: What Dayong painted was a hunter shooting a bird.

4. What door can never be closed? Answer: The goal.

5. What will happen if a turtle shell grows on a person? Answer: Turn into a Ninja Turtle or a Turtle Immortal

6. Xiaogang asked Xiaoqiang: "I will hit your head with lipstick." , you poked my head with an eyebrow pencil, my brother patted my sister’s head with a powder box, and my sister hit my brother’s head with skin care cream. Who’s head hurts the most? Answer: Mom’s head hurts the most

7. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Because trees can’t jump

8. Why do fish live in water? Answer: Because there are cats on the shore

9. There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? Answer: yourself

10. There is a dog that never takes a bath. Why doesn't it get lice? Answer: Dogs can only give birth to puppies, but not lice

11. When a foreigner asked for directions, Xiao Ming tried his best to speak to him in English, but he couldn’t understand him at all. Why? Answer: Because he is not British

12. In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they must not have cheated. Why? Answer: They both handed in blank papers

13. Xiaoli and her mother bought 8 apples. Her mother asked Xiaoli to put these apples into 5 pockets. Each pocket has an even number. Can you do it? Answer: Put them in each bag. Two, and finally put all four bags into the fifth bag.

14. The chicken, the puppy, and the kitten endorse the book together. The teacher will ask them which one to memorize first? Answer: Puppy (Wangwang Fresh Shell)

15. Dad Ask Xiao Ming, what is covered with beautiful feathers that wakes you up every morning? Xiao Ming guessed correctly, but it is not a chicken. What is it? Answer: Feather duster

16. pol.ice Xiao Wang has A younger brother, but his younger brother denied having an older brother. Why? Answer: Xiao Wang is a female (sister)

17. When will the clock not move? Answer: It won’t move in the first place, and it doesn’t. ?foot?

18. Xiao Ming answered all the questions correctly in the test, but he still did not get full marks. Why?

19. Answer: The answer was a true or false question

 20. Suppose 1=4 2=8 3=16 then 4=? Answer: equal to 1

A collection of the coldest brain teasers in history (2)

1. What is the most regrettable thing in a panda's life? Answer: Taking a color photo

2. Under what circumstances should you put on shoes first and then socks? Answer: When you step on a big nail (the nail goes through the worn shoes first) After wearing torn socks)

3. What can the right hand never catch? Answer: his own right hand

4. There were nine birds on the ground, Xiao Ming shot and killed one Only, the remaining eight did not fly away, why? In addition, the answer is neither deaf nor scared to death: it was a group of ostriches

5. Under what circumstances is 5 greater than 0 and 0 greater than 2? 2 is greater than 5? Answer: When playing rock, scissors, paper

6. Who is the person who only works one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? Answer: Santa Claus

7. How to divide 9 oranges fairly among 13 children? Answer: Squeeze into juice

8. Why didn’t the egg break when you threw an egg at a stone? Answer: Throw it out while holding an egg. 9. Xiao Ming’s mother has three sons. The eldest and only son is called Da Ming, and the second son is called Er Ming. What is the name of the third son? Answer: Of course he is called Xiao Ming. 10. If You have a hen that lays golden eggs, what should you do? Answer: Stop dreaming

11. Which sea does not produce fish? Answer: Cihai

12. So far What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? Answer: Dark night, where is the shadow of the earth?

13. There is a natural black marble. On September 7th, throw it away. What will happen when you go to the Qiantang River? Answer: sink to the bottom of the river

14. What is the fastest way for ice to turn into water? Answer: Remove which two points of the word ice

15. Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day when he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: Because he was taking aim

16. There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? Answer: yourself

17. The hotter the weather, the faster it crawls The higher? Answer: Thermometer

18. What will increase by half after being inverted? Answer: Numbers

19. Why do people go to the market? Answer: Because the market cannot come< /p>

20. There is an order written on the paper. However, those who understand this text must not read the order. So, what is written on the paper? Answer: It says, do not read this article