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Tell me about such a special personality, don’t you want to use it?
01. Don’t say I have changed, please just say you are tired of it.
02. The distance between the left shoe and the right shoe is only an instant.
03. Everyone has their own thoughts, mine is not worth mentioning.
04. People can cry, but they cannot lose.
05. In the dead of night, we miss each other’s past.
06. If I were a hedgehog, would you still hug me?
07. Do enough bad things while you are young.
08. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you have a crush on me.
09. Smiling hard, but it hurts the corners of the mouth.
10. When you stand in time, whose faith is blurred.
11. No matter how deep the love is, it can still stop at the right time.
12. When you are hurt, I will always be there.
13. I have remembered your words for many years.
14. Please forgive my silence for the last time.
15. I am no longer naive, why do you still have to wait for me?
16. Excerpt: Public accounts are my only source of energy.
17. The right path in the world is the vicissitudes of life, so don’t live too arrogantly.
18. It’s dark and the roads are slippery, and society is too complicated.
19. Be low-key in life and high-key in reading.
20. Only after you have her do you say we can’t get along.
21. Smiling at your vanity will tarnish my worth.
22. You can chase many girls, but you can’t afford them.
23. I miss you with the time of a song.
24. Vision determines realm, and details determine success or failure.
25. Sleeping is nothing, if you can, don’t wake up.
26. When you are alive, you will always offend some people.
27. If you don’t have me in your world, why should I be persistent?
28. Always reported but never banned. I always thought you were special, but I didn’t expect you to be such a special scumbag
1. He is my dream, how can everyone understand it?
2. Cheer up Come on, don’t be unkempt all day long. Wash your face and you will find that you have a fresh and ugly face.
3. Confucius said that when three people are walking together, there must be my wife. Choose the pretty one and marry her.
4. It is said that people with big faces generally have good tempers, because it is really hard to have a big face.
5. I need a boyfriend now, and then he cheated on me, which made me miserable. I worked hard, earned a lot of money, and finally became rich, handsome, and reached the peak of my life.
6. Doing and retaining only a body is a waste.
7. My wish for the beginning of school: the school collapsed, the teacher went crazy, the homework belongs to others, and the lover belongs to me.
8. It’s not that things change quickly, but that you are too inexperienced.
9. God. . . Don't get hit. . . I don’t want to be a mother yet, I’m still a child.
10. Our New Year’s Day homework is like what the song says: three days and three nights, midnight and midnight, and we don’t stop for a day.
11. Instead of regretting yesterday with tears, it is better to fight for today with sweat.
12. Good night, just let me play alone for a while, and you can just think that I have fallen asleep.
13. South Korea’s plastic surgery technology is not as good as China’s beautiful pictures.
14. How can the world be leveled if the chest is not flat?
15. Last time a girl asked me, how many pretty girls have you had since you grew up? I told her that there was no one, and that usually pretty girls chased me.
16. I can resist everything except temptation.
17. Did you receive the message I sent you more than 20 years ago today? It doesn’t matter if you didn’t. I’ll send it again: Happy Children’s Day!
18., Friday Sixteen languages ??are combined into one sentence, I don’t want to go to work, I don’t want to go to work, I don’t want to go to work!
19. Classes are like Nanfu batteries, one session is better than six.
20. I have crossed mountains, rivers and seas, but I cannot cross the huge crowds in the cafeteria.
21. This kind of fierce female gangster is really rare in the world
22. I think single people need at least three pillows to sleep, one for pillow, one for hug, and one for legs. one.
23. You guys should go home early these two days. There have been a lot of pig thefts recently, and I’m afraid something will happen to you.
24. Obesity hurts breathing, eating KFC hurts, eating McDonald’s hurts, and even drinking water hurts.
25. I will not watch you die, I will close my eyes.
26. I am not good at Chinese because I have a big tongue. I am not good at mathematics because my right brain is small. I am not good at English because I am too patriotic!
27. I feel that I am not deserting in class now, but. . . . . On business trip. .
28. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I think I must be too wicked.
29. Only when I saw you did I understand what it means to be pitiful.
30. The difference between Valentine’s Day and Qingming Festival now. Valentine’s Day and Qingming Festival are the same. They both send flowers and food. The difference is: Valentine’s Day spends real money and talks a lot of nonsense.
31. You are so good at arguing, come with me to the construction site.
32. No matter how hard I try, I can’t get into your heart. Your love never belongs to me.
33. I always thought you were special, but I didn’t expect you to be. Such a special scumbag.
34. Do you want to meet my sisters on Valentine's Day tomorrow?
35. Damn, you look so damn easy.
36. I don’t care who I get along with, I’m very interesting anyway.
37. You insist on making Audrey Hepburn into a street girl.
38. When I was a child, regardless of Chinese and mathematics, as long as the questions were asked, it was Xiao Ming. It's still Xiao Ming. I want to ask, is Xiao Ming okay now?
39. I guess some people will habitually go to the wrong class in the first week of school. This is not called wanderlust, but sad.
40. There are always some people like this in life who try their best to get close to you and chat with you until late at night every day. In fact, they just want to steal your emoticons.
41. After a while, no one will transfer money to you on Chinese Valentine's Day. You can ask me. Give me the money first and then I will transfer it to you. I will only charge a handling fee and you will also cooperate with changing your avatar. Thank you! Just what you need. , I happen to be professional!
42. Don’t always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, and others envy you for having a good stomach. You envy others for being rich, and others envy that no one will ask you to borrow money.
43. I really hate the slogans in the cafeteria that say it’s a shame to waste food. You make the food that the farmer uncles worked so hard to grow so unpalatable, and you really have the nerve to put up slogans to criticize others. .
44. When I first fell in love with him, I was completely confused, but now I have finally shaken it off.
45. Pray for rain. The bigger the rain, the better, so that the Chinese Valentine’s Day can be enjoyed!
46. When I saw a man and a woman quarreling, the woman was a bit confused and said dissatisfiedly: I am a girl and you are a boy, okay? You should let me. The man smiled disdainfully. Said: I'm a bitch and you're a man, you should let me go. Sure enough, the woman kicked her over. Let's talk about the situation in Macau. I saw Ting Feng's line before he started fighting with Zhang Jin. Feng Feng said I There are principles in life. What I hate most is when people mess with my family members and make me laugh out of nowhere.
A special girl with a domineering personality: You are full of pride but I also have a temper
1. You can only meet me once in this life and I advise you to think twice
2. I hope you will learn the lesson soon Get through the deep malice of this world, and then start a happy life of loving whoever the fuck you want.
3. I like you and I treat you well because I hope you understand and cherish it instead of making you think you are awesome
4. Even if you fall, even the gods can’t save you. You have to grow. Survival can come from desperate situations
5. Don’t wait any longer. Your sweetheart won’t come. He is a hot chick who dances at the Muse every night.
6. Don’t blame me for turning around and leaving. No mercy, it's your grace and beauty that consumes so much of my patience.
7. Don’t look at the fact that there are so many singles now, many of them are waiting for people who will never come back
8. A sudden temper is often a grievance that has been accumulated for a long time
9. I have persisted for too long and I can’t tell whether I want to love you or win.
10. Before meeting the next person who likes you, the best way is to stay single for a period of time
11. Drinking lonely wine and blowing the wind of freedom, waiting for a person with no return date, dreaming of dreams of only myself for the rest of my life
12. I toast the past with a glass of wine, and the story and You don’t force me to stay.
13. Next time I see you, I will sleep with you in the name of long time no see.
14. Maybe the process is a bit painful, but really, it will be fine if you get over it.
15. Don’t force me, don’t force me to stay. If he has the ability to let go easily, I’ll have a temper and turn around and leave
16. Too far away, it’s easy to become alienated, too close, it’s easy to lose love
17. You have to learn to grow up and a person can withstand thousands of troops
18. When you meet someone who understands you, you can save a lot of water to water the flowers
19. You The person you like is also a mortal, and your like makes him plated with gold.
20. A toast to you indifferently, a toast to me for being sentimental. From now on, we will be strangers forever
21. Liveliness is only a temporary consumable, and what sustains your life is the entire loneliness.
22. Why should you keep thinking whether you blame him for not being cruel enough or blaming yourself for not being stupid enough
23. If a good girl can handle it on her own, don’t show it. Your pretentious and resentful look is not pretty
24. You can start doing what you want to do at any time. I hope you will not limit yourself by age and other things.
25. I hope that everything I strive for will finally come true.
26. Nine points of love, one point of dignity, let go of you and let go of yourself
27. There is no need to flatter, there is no need to please the people who love you, they will naturally hug you. I don’t want to leave at all. Teach you love
01. When love becomes a habit, I will never forget you
1. Loving you in this life is a habit, and I never want to hurt you.
2. The dialog box sank to the bottom, but I still clicked on it habitually, and it turned into countless drafts and memos.
3. I hope that he will get used to my kindness to him, and that he will have trouble sleeping and eating without me. But I hope he gets used to you and really loves you.
4. Just like people are used to the air, I am used to you.
02. Today’s love is no longer as gentle as before
1. Our love originated from a joke and ended with a joke.
2. It’s snowing in Ningxia, and I will continue to dream of you tonight. Under the streetlight, you looked back and smiled, and I remembered it for three whole years.
3. If you can carefully understand every joke I have ever said
, and try to expose my lies that are not clever
, Maybe you can see my deep affection and intention.
4. You always push me away under the guise of being good for me.
03. But love is not a tug-of-war, I am willing to lose to you
1. I always think of you, and it’s all because of the cold air.
2. I had a drink with you in my dream. I couldn’t see your face clearly, but I clearly remembered my tears.
3. From love to hate, this experience is really terrible.
4. I can always follow the texture of your skin and see the mountains and seas in your eyes.
04. Not disturbing is my last gentleness
1. Let us lie quietly in each other's contacts without disturbing each other.
2. Return the key to you, return the ring to you, and return your heart to me.
3. I’m young and ignorant, I didn’t realize my rejection, and I’m sorry for bothering you all the time.
4. If you like stability, you are not afraid of wandering; if you like company, you are not afraid of walking alone.
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