Classic jokes about cars

Now I will tell you some jokes about cars. It may not be particularly interesting. I'm at the end of my rope in Jiang Lang. Let's help.

1, did you see it?

A foreigner waved a 50 yuan bill in his hand in front of the conductor: Did you see it? Have you seen it?

The conductor was stupid, so he simply took out a hundred-dollar bill and showed it: See?

It was not until the end that I realized that the man wanted to leave? Jianguomen

2, the first one out of the oven

In hot summer, the bus is stuffy. A young man jokingly said to the driver: Master, if we don't turn on the air conditioner, we will all become roast pigs. ? The driver also replied humorously:? Then I must be the first to go out. ?

Step 3 arrive in time

My nephew was once stopped by the police while driving a speeding car on the highway. The policeman smiled and said to my nephew. Son, I've been waiting for you here all morning. ? My nephew then replied:? Officer, I know. So I came as soon as I could! ?

4. Left or right?

An international student in the United States wants to take an international driver's license. Because I was so nervous during the exam, I saw the marking on the ground turn left. He asked uneasily, Turn left? The invigilator replied: Yes. So he turned right at once. I'm sorry he can only come next time.

Did these jokes make you laugh? Does everyone understand the first joke? Right has two meanings, one is? Right? , one is? Right? . So you understand?

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