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Zombie survival manual

I am a non-professional. Please correct me if there are any mistakes.

Zombies will destroy the world? Not necessarily. It's not gonna happen, okay? Not exactly.

If one day, they really come, what shall we do, the people of China? ...

1, get some information.

The early stage of zombie events is often very inconspicuous. Murder cases are common in China. When the real crisis begins, the epidemic situation must reach at least level 2 (defined as regional epidemic situation of ZSG, 1 level, level 2 urban epidemic, level 3 provincial epidemic and level 4 doomsday epidemic). And the media in China, you see * * *, so intelligence gathering is very important. Where is it? How long has it been going on? How big is the corpse group? These data should not only be mastered, but also updated in real time. Foreign websites, overseas radio stations and satellite TV are all good sources of information.

2, very critical! -The first two hours

Well, suppose you witnessed the attack. Born a citizen, you know exactly what that means.

Then, the next two hours are crucial for your survival!

I believe that everyone lives in a big city, and I also think that big cities are more likely to have a catastrophe. Well, let's discuss it in this context.

First of all, we must have a clear understanding of the current situation: this is a city in China, with a dense population and a slow government. You have seen the attack, as you know, it is bound to be contagious, which means that the number of zombies will inevitably increase geometrically!

There is a boutique post discussing the choice of friends surrounded by zombies in the hotel. Many friends hope to stay one night before leaving. I can't blame you, because I believe you have your own reasons. But according to my training and field survival experience, the chances of survival are definitely not as high as the chances of immediate action.

If you want to live, remember, when you calm down, act immediately!

So, what should we do?

Me, go home!

Yes, you must go home at once.

At home, you have everything you are most familiar with, at home, you have the people you care about most, and at home, you have the highest chance of survival!

Take the fastest way, but remember, you must run in the opposite direction when you see ss, or in the same direction when people escape. Is there a taxi? Fight! Is there a subway? Sit down! Do everything possible to go home as soon as possible. What if, unfortunately, the direction of home coincides with the direction of ss? This is the initial stage of the outbreak, the number of SS is bound to be very small, and law enforcement forces may appear to help. So, detour, but speed up.

Second, be prepared.

Well, you're finally home.

Now, what should we do? You know zombies are out there, you want to live, and you want to protect your loved ones and lovers. ...

First of all, let's discuss the situation. 1: It's not far from home or downtown.

It is generally believed that the houses in China are tall, strong and well protected. Yes, concrete buildings, steel portals, and security window look indestructible to ss, but they are better than human beings.

But have you noticed that most apartment buildings in China have only one door, and even the exit of the fire escape is the door leading to the downstairs? In other words, dozens of zombies are stuck at the door, and death is inevitable.

Leave. You have to leave. But before that, you should be prepared.

We are ordinary citizens of China. How should we prepare ourselves?

According to several principles of survival equipment selection, I made the following plan for your reference.

Take what you can't live without. If you are highly nearsighted, you must remember to wear glasses. If you have a chronic disease, be sure to bring medicine. Girls must remember to bring that towel. If you have something precious, take it with you so that you don't have to come back to get it and die.

If you are an outdoor sports enthusiast or a survival expert, and have the habit of preparing a survival kit at home, then it will be of great use now. But I don't expect much from this in China, but I really suggest that you prepare a waterproof back and put it at home, which will be very useful no matter what happens. Take a map, your passport and ID card (very important! ), cash and credit card, hard kettle (full), mobile phone and charger (! ), flashlights, lighters, waterproof matches, medicines that can be found, compasses, watches, high-calorie portable and antiseptic foods (chocolate, dried meat, pies ...), all batteries that can be found, small radios, whistles, small hammers, thick towels, Swiss army knives or small tool boxes, and bring more pairs of socks. If yes, bring: radio, tent, sleeping bag, electric stove, solar panel, net, nylon rope, fishing rod and wire saw. ...

Next, put on your bathing suit. Don't laugh, it's very useful. It would be better if it is a one-piece swimsuit similar to "shark skin". Because the swimsuit absorbs water, is light, quick-drying and strong, it directly saves countless sanitary troubles caused by changing underwear.

Wear the strongest pants that don't affect your activities. Put on two undershirts or long-sleeved cotton-padded clothes, and then remember to wear a waterproof coat (I live in the south, and if the weather is cold in the north, it will increase appropriately, but it must not affect my activities). Be sure to wear shoes that fit and are non-slip on your feet. Military boots and hiking shoes are the best, followed by sports shoes, and those who wear high heels and sandals … I won't say much.

Then, take out all the knives you can find at home. There is no kitchen knife, but it can be a meat cleaver. Take two long ones and two short ones and put them in a bag or hide them. I wonder if anyone likes to collect sabers. If so, that would be great. It is not allowed to use uncut mild steel and stainless steel decorative knives. However, if you have knives, or better yet, mountain cities, machetes, tangdao, Jian Qin, even Damascus knives and Malekus, bring something not too heavy.

As long as you survive, everything has a chance to start again.

All right, let's move on.

Hold your parents, hold the hands of your wife and children, and let's go. I don't want to force you. Your home is in the center of the outbreak. No matter how the crisis ends, your chances of survival are really not high.

First of all, clear the goal: get out of the city!

Leaving densely populated areas is a great improvement in the probability of survival. In fact, zombies can be understood as predators. For it, it can't see a prey and there are a group around it. Will it care?

Ok, now you know why I asked you to bring your papers and money?

Find the nearest ATM and withdraw all the cash.

The mode of transportation must depend on the situation. If there are not many zombies in the street when you go out, the crowd is just flustered and not hysterical, and the traffic is ok, please use the vehicle, but please don't go back to get it, because the car can hold more things! ! Now every second is precious! Don't be silly! Please choose the shortest route to get on the bus and obey the traffic rules! The last thing you need now is chaotic order and traffic. Subway and taxi are also good choices.

If you have found that the traffic is on the verge of paralysis and the crowd is agitated, please give up the attempt of vehicles immediately and choose bicycles, motorcycles or even tricycles! If not, buy it right away! How much is it worth! Choose the auxiliary road of the main road and leave the city center as soon as possible.

Don't fight, don't fight. Stop fighting!

If there is no motor vehicle, find a car as soon as possible after leaving the city, and the traffic situation will be alleviated. Whether you steal, rob, buy, cheat, rent or share, please be sure to get on the expressway first and then on the expressway.

When the roads are clear and buildings are sparse and low, take a deep breath. Congratulations, you have got rid of the group with the highest mortality rate in the epidemic.

2. The home is far from the epidemic area, or in the suburbs.

The concept of distance here at least refers to driving for about an hour or more. You can catch your breath, but you must never relax! The danger is approaching, and time is precious now.

Please prepare all kinds of things for yourself and your family according to the preparation plan of the situation 1, but now you have the opportunity to make strategic reserves for yourself because you have relatively abundant time. You can bring more clothes, water, food and medicine, as well as binoculars, fishing rods, flashlights and other tools. If you don't have it at home, buy it nearby immediately.

But remember, the preparation time for all this can't exceed one hour. After an hour, you should start exercising. Some people will say that my home is safe, and food and water can last for a long time. I won't explain all kinds of situations that can kill people here. I only tell you that your position is still in the primary explosion zone. If you stay, your survival rate is lower than 13%. If you leave, your survival rate will reach 40%. Simple math, I believe you know the trade-offs.

Get in the car and bring your family and what I said before. Because of the relatively abundant preparation time, you may have a laptop, binoculars, reserve gasoline, food and water and even weapons. When starting the vehicle, you must take the nearest expressway before the traffic deteriorates.

Remember, remember, keep your group independent, don't get close to any strangers, and don't give any explanation for your travel and panic.

Leaving the outbreak city was the most important victory in the first two hours.

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3. The first transformation point

Generally speaking, you are now a family team of 1 3 people, with a motor vehicle and running on the expressway.

Now, when you see the first intersection, please stop and take out the map. Then, don't choose heavy industrial areas and densely populated areas, set out for small and medium-sized towns nearby, keep the speed and pay attention to fuel consumption.

Now, it is necessary to clear the brain. You have realized that there has been an epidemic of at least level 2, there are zombies wandering in your house, and you don't know the rest.

The main infection route of zombies is contact with body fluids. The walking speed of zombies is similar to that of humans, approaching 5 km/h, but due to various situations and unknowns, we must not be blindly optimistic. We estimate that the epidemic situation and spreading speed should be 10- 15 km/h, and get on the expressway after driving. The average speed today can be estimated at 80 km/h. Then, don't stop, keep walking until the distance between you and the explosion center reaches more than 150km. People around you don't panic, they have a place to live or borrow. Only by meeting these three requirements can you stop, otherwise you will never stop except refueling.

Now, you stop. I guess it's in a motel or a motel.

Now you can breathe a sigh of relief. You have won yourself at least 10 hours of safe time. Congratulations, you are still alive.

If it is daytime, please go to a small restaurant to order some dishes you like and have a cold drink. If it is night, set the alarm clock and sleep for 3 to 5 hours.

Yes, I know you can't eat it. Yes, I know you can't sleep.

But you and your family are very tired, and your body has begun to overdraw because of tension and a lot of exercise. Without rest and nutrition, illness and weakness will first reduce your chances of survival!

Calm down and have a good rest. Time is running out.

I want a room on the second floor. I hope to see the gate and the road. I want to arrange for my family and don't take my luggage out of the car.

Turn on the TV, connect all the mobile phones and computers, turn on the radio and buy two domestic and foreign newspapers today.

First of all, if you are acting alone, you must ask about your hometown if you want to report your safety to your parents in different places. Contact your friends, classmates and relatives to find out what public opinion is like now and what they are like.

If you are sitting together, get to know your teammates better and don't be too far apart. If you take a taxi, tell the driver that I take this bus and you can go with me.

Knowing the status quo is the most important thing!

Now, turn to the second stage: strategic deployment.

Strategic deployment, which sounds scary, is actually very important.

Now you are safe for the time being, but in order to survive for a long time, you must understand the current situation, so the most important and first step is to collect information.

I believe you have calmed down after three to five hours of renovation and relaxation. If not, buy an ice cream, add lemon and plenty of salt, and then take a sip.

Get ready and get to work. Three. Collection and analysis

Now that you have just come out of the crisis and know nothing about the whole country, how to plan next depends largely on this step.

Buy a map of the surrounding area and a map of China, record the news, radio, newspapers, internet, friends and relatives, and walk around the street to find out what you are talking about. Call the police and find out the tone of po. 1ice once. Pay attention to the keywords related to zombies when doing the above work. This process cannot be interrupted, because any message may change. The situation may be extremely complicated and the work will last for several hours. Why should I let you rest? Because I'm worried that your body can't stand this kind of work.

Draw the confirmed outbreak area and possible transmission direction on the map.

After three to five hours of relaxation and transformation, I believe you have calmed down. If not, buy an iced 7-up, add lemon and a lot of salt, and take a sip!

The most important thing for you now is to collect information.

Walk the streets and listen to everyone's rumors. Call 1 10 to try the adjustment of law enforcement forces. Buy a local newspaper and a China newspaper. Combined with TV, radio, Internet and other information, combined with your understanding of zombies, analyze the current epidemic.

Pay attention to the following keywords: violence, plague, going out of the city, infection, suspected psychosis, suspected rabies, water, body fluids and human form. ...

The information may be confusing, and the work may last for several hours, but it is very important to you! Why should I let you rest? To a great extent, I'm worried that your body can't handle this job.

Regarding the acceptance of strangers, I must warn you not to accept anyone at this stage!

I admit that I am cold-blooded, but I reiterate that survival is cruel mathematics.

Make your team small and credible in the survival stage, and try to be your family.

Classmates, best friends, colleagues ... in the 1980 s or before, it may be reliable. Now, I don't expect anyone to do anything for me, and I hope you have the same consciousness.

Introduce some diy weapons, let's talk about one first. Homemade napalm.

Get orange juice, gasoline

1: 2 mixing

Put it in glass or plastic bottle and put it in refrigerator to cool.

The bottle mouth is connected with cotton cloth or cotton sliver.

Throw after ignition

Field test: a half-full beer bottle can blow up all non-armored objects within 3x3m, including hardwood products, limbs, plastics and glass, and at the same time it has an ignition effect, generating a temperature of about 600 C. ..

Imagination is the greatest lethality.

We divide the situation into the following categories:

1, your residence is the first outbreak area, so far the report is not excessive, and there are no other outbreaks.

2. There are several flashpoints in China, which are spreading. I have noticed it above, but there is still not much news without big moves.

3. There have been similar incidents abroad recently, such as 1 or 2 at home.

4, the national flowering.

What's more, I don't think you would know the news without witnessing the attack today when information is transmitted so quickly.

After marking the communication area on the map of China, color the communication area red and date it, then add a circle and date it every five days until you get the exact and calm news.

According to the terrain, mark the possible number of bodies. Mountains and rivers will slow down or even stop the spread, and towns will greatly increase the number of bodies.

Next, mark your route on the surrounding topographic map, draw a row of arrows from the city direction to indicate the diffusion direction, and update 10km every day. In this way, your initial intelligence work has come to an end.

After processing the information, the next step is to prepare your itinerary.

You are not safe!

Now, your safety time should be coming soon, so you must hurry. If what I said before is not "if I can bring it", I must buy it all and pack it. "I have something to take", as long as I can buy it, I must start. If you don't own a car, buy or rent a used car. The cheaper the better, as long as you pay attention to firmness and fuel consumption. Buy water, food and gasoline, (basic material preparation, based on one day, I will say three full supplies later, that is to say, prepare three days of water, food and gasoline, five water and three oils, you know what ...) Do three to five full supplies, and try to start with solar energy or human generators. If you think you can use these tools, go to the hardware store and buy them. Salt (I forgot to mention, it should be taken from home, which is infinitely useful), sugar, paper towels ... everything that should be prepared should be prepared.

If you pass by the bookstore, I strongly suggest you go in and buy a survival manual, any version will do! Priceless treasure!

In fact, the things to be prepared are similar to going to road trip, but be careful not to prepare too many luxuries for yourself. We must turn to the mentality of survival. In fact, we can live well without much enjoyment.

Correction error: on the surrounding topographic map, the extension of the developed area should be 100km every 12 hours. be sorry

Ten hours of safety time is coming to an end. I believe all kinds of materials and information are ready. Things that are not ready can be put down. After all, the country is not completely chaotic, and there is still a lot of detour space and supply opportunities.

Check out and get on the bus (it's actually good to run without paying ... after all, it's almost over here). Don't try to warn people around you. First, no one will believe you. Second, I believe you feel even worse. You will find that your road is blocked by everyone.

This first transformation stage is over, followed by the strategic shift stage that determines fate.

4. Strategic shift

Don't run now, take out the map I asked you to prepare. Don't be too nervous, there should be no zombies behind, and your car is full of supplies and in good health. If you are thrown into the absolute desert, you can last for two weeks.

Strategic shift, as the name implies.

Now your trend will determine many conditions for your future 1 to two months. Choosing a goal is what you have to do. There is no point in running wholeheartedly.

Based on the family members and epidemic situation you collected, I believe you have the following options now.

Me, go home.

If your hometown is inland (I believe that in most cases, the epidemic should start in coastal cities), belongs to small and medium-sized cities, or gets news that life there will not be affected, then it is most appropriate to choose to go back to your hometown. In fact, in general, this is the first choice. Why, you know! You know what's there, where the nearest police station, prison and even military region are, how many mountains and rivers are around, which alley you will go to, and who you can trust to help. What is this? Absolute home court advantage!

Two. Big cities in undeveloped areas

This is an excellent choice, but be careful, you must have exact information, it is in unexplored areas. After the crisis escalates, provincial capitals and capitals will be protected by the army. If you are inside, your life safety can be guaranteed.

Third, the border town

The third option is to prepare for future outbreaks. If your intelligence gathering conclusion is situation 3 or situation 4, then it is very likely that you will face an outbreak of level 3 or even level 4. The biggest feature of the border town is that it has weapons! Yes, you can find guns and knives. Arm yourself and prepare for the future.

Nine, into the mountains

This may be the worst choice at present, and it only applies to the worst situation.

When your other destinations are not feasible, you should choose a sparsely populated and rich place to build a survival camp. If the situation is really that bad, you should cheer up from now on. The preferred areas are: Daxinganling, Changbai Mountain, Qinling Mountain, Yunnan Mountain, Chongqing Mountain, Changjiang Mountain, Guangxi Mountain, Guilin Mountain, Kunlun Mountain and Tianshan Mountain.

X, go abroad

If you already have a passport and make sure there is no epidemic there, this is a good choice. You should use option two as a springboard.

Well, if you have made up your mind, then the next step is the choice of travel mode. This is a relatively complicated process and you will face many variables. You must really grasp the current situation, otherwise you will be very prone to accidents. The main problems you need to consider are: the spread of the explosion area, distance, road conditions, funds and materials.

First, driving, used for short distances, can be used in both communication areas and non-communication areas. The advantage is that you can change your goals at any time, replenish materials along the way, and carry things that are not allowed to be transported by the government. The disadvantage is that you are prone to accidents and breakdowns, which is quite labor-intensive.

The second is long-distance passenger transport, which is used in short-distance and non-communication areas. The advantage is that it is cheap and can relax the mind without physical strength, but the disadvantage is that it is slow. In case of miscalculation, it is easy to be surrounded by accidents and it is impossible to change the destination halfway.

Third, trains are used for medium and long distances, in non-communication areas. After arriving in the nearest big city, you can immediately transfer to the train for the final destination. The advantage is that it is cheap and easy, but the disadvantage is that the estimation error is easy to be besieged and a few items cannot be carried.

Aircraft, used in long-distance and non-scattered areas, also need urban springboard. The advantage is extremely fast and safe, but the disadvantage is that it is expensive and many materials cannot be carried.

Various modes of transportation are combined because the situation is always changing. The strategic shift may last for a long time and many things will happen. It is a good choice to bring a GPRS, and there are some precautions:

Absolutely avoid passing through the transmission area.

If you accidentally meet a zombie, don't fight.

Keep your intelligence sources working properly.

Update your intelligence map at any time.

Check the material consumption every day and replenish it as soon as possible.

Don't stay in any place other than the destination for more than 18 hours.

Try to avoid any inquiries and don't reveal your reasons and destinations.

Don't take the initiative to accept strangers, but if they are also survivors, you can go with them and discuss with them.

Hope ... or end.

When you reach your foothold, I think you can finally relax. You're safe ... temporarily.

When you walk into human habitation, I think you will find that peace is so beautiful and society is so harmonious. No zombies, no escape days seem to be back.

But remember, the world has begun to change. The long river of history has now hit the steepest dam. Where it will go, you can only wait and see, but there is nothing you can do.

Settle down and reunite with your family and survivors you met along the way. No matter how it ends, you have lived and died together. Find yourself a short-term job so that you won't lose your financial resources. Constantly collect information.

Now the country has definitely started to operate, and the troops have been dispatched. Generally speaking, the results of vaccine research will be available in one to two months. But this is that you must have a clear head, don't be the first bird, and don't reveal that you are one of the earliest survivors.

If the country operates successfully and the troops successfully suppress the epidemic, I don't suggest you go back to your original city. After all, it is very likely that there will be a second time, no matter what the cause of the outbreak is. If you really want to go back, don't go, wait for two weeks after the safety information is released. When you come back, move to the suburbs.

If the vaccine research is successful, you must wait a week before injecting, so be careful.

But ... if the army fails and the research fails ... you see soldiers fleeing in a hurry and endless undead troops on the news ... then, I tell you, the end is coming.

You can still choose to live.

Confirm:

The zombie crisis of a hunter came to an end in the first chapter of China's civilian response manual. This chapter summarizes some skills and awareness that help to survive in the early and developing stages of the epidemic. However, my training and experience tell me that the person with the highest survival rate in the end is not necessarily a strong macho man or a battle-hardened warrior. Whether you are male or female, old or young, tall or thin, as long as you are clear-headed and tough-willed, your survival is definitely not a fluke. This article is for reference only. In fact, in various crises, the skills of survival are the same. The most important thing is always to "know that you must live and know how to live".

The second chapter will be updated from tomorrow, when hunters will vote again. The second chapter will discuss the survival skills of human beings in the 3 rd and 4 th grade outbreaks. This chapter will contain all kinds of wonderful contents, including survivor colony building, armed forces, anti-zombie warfare, wasteland survival and so on. And you will decide the writing progress of the second chapter.

First, the construction of the survivor camp-where is the safest place? Where are the things and people I need most? What do I need? How to strengthen everything existing? A well-run camp is the cornerstone of long-term survival.

B, armed anti-zombie battle-pick up the gun and rush out? No, this is not a game, this is cruel survival. How to find weapons, arm yourself, train yourself and your teammates, work as a team, maintain logistics, combat discipline, and various simulated war internships, from survivors to zombie hunters.

C, team building and civilization reappearance-I survived, but what kind of people do I need to accompany me to visit my old life? Various communication crises, personality conflicts, how to allocate various talents, and how to maintain a micro-society. And when your team is getting bigger and bigger, and you want to build the ark of human civilization, I will tell you one by one here.

D, wilderness survival-everything we know no longer exists, our world has become a wasteland, and so has the human heart. In this wasteland, you have to face not only the threat of zombies. Predation, oppression, killing, betrayal and madness, which have never left mankind, will eventually be infinitely magnified. Without a savior, I brought you an apocalypse from hell.

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