Uncle Kay has a quick brain teaser.

Question 00 1: The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? A: The year, month and day in the newspaper.

No.002: You can do it, I can do it, and everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? Answer: dreaming

Issue 003: What is the biggest difference between Superman and Batman? -Answer: Batman wears Superman inside and Superman outside.

Issue 004: Why do tigers fight and fight to the death and never give up? Answer: No one dares to stop fighting.

No.005: Which tooth was pulled out at last? -Answer: Dentures

No.006: The wolf dragged away the ewe, why did the lamb follow without saying a word? Answer: The lamb is in the belly of the sheep.

Question 007: When is 5 greater than O, O greater than 2, and 2 greater than 5? -Answer: Rock, scissors and cloth.

As long as you call its name, you will destroy it. What is this? -Answer: Silence

Question 009: Who can't see in any photos? -Answer: X-ray.

0 10: Sasha claims to be an expert in distinguishing the age of hens. Her unique skill is to use her teeth. Why? Answer: You will know that the hen is tender after eating it.

No.011:There is a monkey crouching on a roadside pole. When the driver Xiao Li saw it, he immediately stopped the car. Why? Answer: He regarded the monkey as a red light.

0 12: Kangaroos and monkeys take part in the high jump. Why did the monkey win in the first place? Answer: Kangaroo fouled by jumping with both feet.

0 13: Scorpions and crabs play guessing boxing. Why can't they tell the winner from the loser after playing for two days? -Answer: Both need scissors.

Issue 0 14: Why do people go to the market? Answer: Because the market will not come.

Issue 0 15: what is the most critical factor in divorce? Answer: get married

Question 0 16: Dad bought a pen, but he can't write. Why? Answer: it's an electric pen.

Issue 0 17: Maya bought a new stereo, turned on the power and played the tape. Why is there no sound? -Answer: Power failure.

Question 0 18: What are the products with the same production date and effective date? Answer: the newspaper of the day

2. Brainstorm questions and answers

1. What animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (Lost) 2. Guess what animal will never win or lose? Answer: Crab 3. What animal falls most easily? Answer: sly fox (slippery foot) 4. What chicken has no wings? Answer: Frog 5. If there is a fire in the zoo, which animal will escape first? Answer: Male 6. The farmer raised 10 cows, only 19 horns. Why? Answer: There is a rhinoceros. 7. What animal can be stuck on the wall? Answer: Seal (poster) 8. Let nine horses be evenly distributed in ten stalls, and the number of horses in each stall is the same. How to divide it? Answer: Put nine horses in a stable and put nine rings on the outside of the stable. 9. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Chaodi 10, water snake, python, bamboo snake, which is longer? Answer: green bamboo snake 1 1. Who is the king of beasts? Answer: 12 director of the zoo, there are a group of chickens running around in the vegetable field. Whose chickens are they? Answer: mother hen's 13, a row of three trees, tied to ten horses, not two. How many horses are tied to each tree? Answer: one, six, three trees! Of course, there is one tied to every tree! 14, what did you kill but it was still your own blood? Answer: mosquito 15, a bull and a cow, guess three words.

Answer: two cows 16, a bull and a cow, guess five words. Answer: There are two cows 17. There are ten birds in the forest. One of them was killed and the other nine didn't fly away. Why? Answer: Because it is ostrich 18, a sheep is eating grass, and a wolf passes by, but doesn't eat the sheep. Guess an animal.

Answer: shrimp 19, another wolf passed by, but still didn't eat the sheep. Guess an animal. Answer: prawn 20. The sheep passed by the wolf and shouted at the wolf. The wolf still didn't eat the sheep. Guess an animal.

Answer: Lobster 2 1. Which is the fastest way for a cheetah to run from Beijing to Shanghai? Answer: The road on the map is 22 meters long, the runway is 2 meters long, the red crab is seven inches long and the black crab is five inches long. Who finished first? Answer: Black crab (red crab is ripe) 23. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? Answer: Dogs don't sweat. 24. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Because trees can't jump. 25. A man took a big bite of watermelon and then stood outside the door and vomited. Why? Hit an animal.

Answer: Rabbit (vomit) 26. After drinking, you stand on the side of the road and shout at the earth. Guess an animal. Answer: Hare 27. Dogs let cats cook-guess an animal.

Answer: Panda 28, cats don't do it-guess an animal. Answer: White Bear 29. This dog is an animal.

Answer: Bear 30. Puppies often don't take a bath. Why doesn't it have lice Answer: Dogs can only have puppies. 3 1. What animal stays up late every day? Answer: panda, look at its dark circles. 32. Why do geese fly to the south for the winter? Answer: Because walking is too slow. 33. Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in 5 minutes? Answer: No, there is no corn in the orchard. 34. There are ten fish in the fish tank, and one is dead. How many? Answer: Ten, dead fish are also fish. 35. What kind of thief can be executed immediately after being caught? Answer: squid 36. A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse? Answer: Because it is a blind cat. 37. What animal is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger 38. You stand with a pig and guess an animal. Answer: Like 39, the wolf dragged away the ewe, why did the lamb follow without saying a word? Answer: The lamb is in its mother's belly. 40. An animal in the Arctic has two peaks on its four legs. Guess a five-character animal.

Answer: The Lost Camel 4 1. The teacher said that earthworms can be regenerated after being cut into two parts. Xiaodong did as the teacher said, but the earthworm died. Why? Answer: Because he cut it vertically. 42. Choose a dog and shoot an animal at the dog training ground. Answer: Cat 43. The pig ran out of the pigsty. What should I do? Hit a male singer in Taiwan Province Province and a male singer in Hong Kong.

Answer: Wang Leehom, Hacken Lee 44. There are two apples on the apple tree, and now there are three little monkeys. /kloc-How many apples and monkeys are there in the tree in 0/0 minute? Answer: There are two apples and no monkeys. 45. Chicks, puppies and kittens recite together. Which one will the teacher ask to recite first? Answer: Puppy (Wang Wang Xianbei) 46. Why Doraemon likes to help others? Answer: lend a helping hand. An ant accidentally fell off the plane and died. How did you die? Answer: starve to death. A hunter went to the forest to hunt. He only brought three flying knives. He firmly believes that nothing in the world can escape his three flying knives. He walked and met a gorilla who could eat people. The gorilla beat his chest and walked up to him. He threw the first flying knife, but it was caught by the gorilla's left hand. He threw a second flying knife, but it was caught by the orangutan's right hand. Finally, he threw the last flying knife; Suddenly flying sand and stones, flurry, finished! The last flying knife was actually held in the mouth by the hateful beast, and the brave hunter was desperate; The hateful orangutan barks and growls proudly; The ending is-the orangutan is dead.

Why? Answer: When the orangutan roared, he beat his chest with his hands and killed himself. 49: What is Garfield's favorite dog? Answer: Hot dog 50. A male gecko and a female gecko are afraid of falling in love on the wall. The female gecko said a word, which is a reduplication.

Then, with a bang, the male gecko fell to the ground and asked, what did the female gecko say? Answer: Hug 5 1, a prairie (plant) answer: plum blossom 52, another prairie (plant) answer: wild plum blossom 53, a flock of sheep (fruit) answer: strawberry 54, a flock of wolves (fruit) answer: bayberry 55, a flock of lions (sports stars) answer: Lang Ping.

Step 3 brainstorm answers

1 You can eat melons, cucumbers, watermelons and pumpkins, but what melons can't you eat? Answer: Fool, there are six steamed buns in two pots. Give them to each of the six children 1, but there is still 1 in the pot. Why? Answer: The last child brought a basin. Can you turn ice into water as soon as possible? Answer: the word "ice" becomes "water" if two points are removed.

In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? Answer: Barber 5 Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face.

What is the reason? Answer: Lao Wang is a barber. 6 There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? A: This is the word "wrong". 7 Xiaohua is at home. Who looks the most like her? Answer: What's the use of floret 8 eggshells in the mirror? Answer: It is used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.

Is there anything you don't have to work hard for? Answer: Yawn 10 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? Answer: dreaming 1 1 what everyone must do seriously every day? Answer: Sleeping 12 People who are always afraid to take a bath Answer: Clay figurine 13 Xiaoming got a model student without studying. Why answer: Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student 14. Why can't the car move? Answer: in which month does windmill 15 have 28 days? Answer: There are 28 days per month 16. Do you know what is wrong with sleeping in class? Answer: Not as comfortable as a bed. 17 What can't I drink? Answer: iodine 18 what eggs can't be broken, cooked and eaten? Answer: I got a "0"19 in the exam, so I don't need to type anything. Answer: It takes six hours for a 20-hour train from Beijing to Shanghai. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be? Answer: 2 1 When does the clock not run on the train track? A: The clock won't go. There are no books in the bookstore. Answer: What is the narrowest way of suicide note 23? A: The road to go is very narrow. What can't I eat? Answer: "East-west" direction 25 A person fell from the plane, why didn't he fall to death? Answer: The plane stays on the ground for 26 years. What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer: What English letters do people like to listen to best? Answer: CD 28 Who is sick and never sees a doctor? Answer: 29 Xiaoming, a blind man, knows the answer to the test paper. Why does he often see his classmates? Answer: Xiaoming is a teacher. Why not smash the eggs with a hammer? Answer: Of course, the hammer won't break. Who can easily knock down the champion of 3 1? Answer: what do you know that I don't know? Answer: The sole is broken. A person walks on the beach, but there are no footprints behind him. Why? Answer: He is walking backwards. A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time. When he wakes up in the morning, what is the first thing everyone should do? Answer: Open your eyes. Can you write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Answer: Why is the word "red" difficult to write? When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? Answer: What's the difference between a spare tire with 38 holes? Answer: Confucius' son is on the left, and Mencius' son is on the top. Why does Xiao Wang have to learn a text from Grade One to Grade Three? Answer: It's good to learn a lesson every two days from Grade One to Grade Three! How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach at most? Answer: One.

Because I ate one, I was not on an empty stomach. 4 1 What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer: Step on the other foot 42. The caterpillar came home and said a word to his father, who fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? Answer: The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes." The plane fell from the sky. Why is no one hurt? Answer: They are all dead. What's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? A: Ping Zi 45. What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: A chicken and a goose were put in the refrigerator at the same time on the safety island on the road. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? Answer: Penguin 47 Four people are playing mahjong in a small room (no one else is watching). At this time, the police came and all four people ran away, but the police went into the house and arrested another person. Why? Answer: Four people were playing a man named "Mahjong" in the house, and the police caught him. Who is the 480,000 king of beasts? Answer: What can zoo director 49 use to solve all the mysteries? Answer: What kind of people will appear after 50 people die? Answer: Who is the person who likes to ask about other people's affairs in the movie 5 1? Answer: Reporter 52 Who said the farthest? Answer: Caller 53 What has the same production date and expiration date? Answer: Xiaomi spent the whole night on history textbooks last night, but her mother scolded her for not studying hard the next day. Why? Answer: Can she cover the sky with leaves when she sleeps with a history textbook as a pillow? Answer: Just cover 56 cows with leaves. Go north10m, west10m, south10m, turn right and ask where the cow's tail is. Answer: Chao Di 57 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? Wen Wen replied: I am afraid of biting my hand. 58 Divide 8 in half. how much is it? Answer: What is the worst thing for people who stutter? Answer: What makes people laugh and cry when making an international call to 60? Answer: How did you lose your mask 6 1 ID card? Answer: Pick it up. A man is walking on a wooden bridge. A tiger is in front and a bear is behind. How did this man get there? Answer: I fainted. There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside? A: The name of the fugitive is Du. Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The eldest son is Daming, the second is Er Ming, and the third is what's his name? Answer: Xiao Ming, of course. Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse? Answer: What does an elephant's left ear look like? Answer: What should I do if the 67 needle on my right ear falls into the sea? Answer: Buy another 68. There is a man walking on the beach, but he can't see his footprints when he looks back. Why? Answer: Because he walks backwards, a migratory bird needs one to fly from south to north.

4. Brainstorming encyclopedia and about 1000 answers.

Brainstorming puzzle

1. What will increase by half after handstand? (Answer: Number 6)

2. What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: What two points have been removed from the word ice)

3. When is1+2 not equal to 3? (Answer: When the calculation is wrong)

4. A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse, why did it run away? (Answer: Run after the mouse)

Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? (Answer: Because of wearing shoes)

6. Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? (Answer: Brush false teeth)

7. What color are the teeth of babies born to blacks and whites? (Answer: Babies have no teeth)

8. Can you make a number greater than 3 and less than 4 with three chopsticks? (answer: take pi ∏)

9. Who is the most disobedient? (Answer: Deaf-mute)

10. What gives birth to a tail at night? (Answer: Meteor)

5. Confusing adult brain teasers

What is the best treatment for carsickness? Answer: No car.

What method can make eyebrows grow under the eyes? Answer: handstand

Where can I see the biggest moon? Answer: On the moon.

Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? Answer: Beauty is unlucky.

What cows can't eat grass? Answer: Snails

There are 24 people in row 6. How can we arrange them by 5 people? Answer: Just arrange in regular hexagon.

On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why? Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple.

What is the cleanest way to wipe the floor? Answer: Push.

What kind of bucket will never be full? Answer: the toilet

What did you see most on the boat? Answer: water.

6. Brainstorm 50 children's brain teasers.

1, melons, cucumbers, watermelons and pumpkins can all be eaten, but what melons can't be eaten? -Answer: Fool 2. There are six steamed buns in the basin, for each of the six children 1, and there is 1 in the basin. Why? Answer: The last child took the basin together. Can you turn ice into water as soon as possible? Answer: the word "ice" becomes "water" if two points are removed.

In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? -Answer: Barber 5. Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face.

What is the reason? Answer: Lao Wang is a barber. 6. There is a word that everyone will pronounce wrong when they see it. What's this word? -Answer: This is the word "wrong". 7. Xiaohua is at home. Who looks most like him? -Answer: 8. What's the use of egg shells? -Answer: It is used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.

9. What is no hard work? -Answer: yawn 10, you can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? Answer: dreaming 1 1. What must everyone do seriously every day? -Answer: Sleep 12. Who is always afraid of taking a bath? -answer: clay figurine 13, Xiaoming got a model student without studying. Why? -Answer: Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student 14. What car can't move? Answer: windmill, 15, which month has 28 days? Answer: Every month has 28 days. 16. Do you know what is wrong with sleeping in class? Answer: Not as comfortable as a bed. 17. What wine can't be drunk? -Answer: iodine 18. What eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? Answer: I got a zero "0"19. I don't have to type hard. Answer: doze off 20. It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be? Answer: 2 1 on the track. When does the clock stop? A: The clock doesn't work. 22. What books are not available in bookstores? Answer: suicide note or secretary 23. What is the narrowest road? A: The road to the enemy is narrow. 24. What can't I eat? A: The direction of "things" is 25. Why didn't anyone fall off the plane and die? A: The plane is parked on the ground. 26. What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer: plastic flowers 27. What English letters do people like to listen to best? Answer: CD 28. Who is sick and never sees a doctor? Answer: Blind 29. Xiao Ming knows the test paper. Answer: Why do you still watch your classmates often? -Answer: Xiaoming is a teacher. 30. Why can't I smash eggs with a hammer? Answer: Of course, the hammer will not break 3 1. Who can easily knock down the boxing champion? -answer: sleepy 32, what is unknown, you don't know me? Answer: The sole is broken. 33. A person walks on the beach, but there are no footprints behind him. Why? Answer: He is walking backwards. 34. A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time. When he wakes up in the morning, what is the first thing everyone should do? Answer: Open your eyes. Can you write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? A: Why is the word "red" so difficult to write? When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? -Answer: spare tire 38. What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? A: Confucius' son is on the left, and Mencius' son is on the top. 39. Why does Xiao Wang have to learn a text from Grade One to Grade Three? Answer: It's good to learn a lesson every two days from Grade One to Grade Three! 40. How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach? -Answer: One.

Because I ate one, I was not on an empty stomach. 4 1. What did Columbus do next when he set foot on the New World? Answer: Step on the other foot. The caterpillar came home and said a word to his father. His father fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? Answer: The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes." 43. The plane fell from the sky. Why is no one hurt? A: They are all dead. 44. What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? -Answer: Yes. What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: The safety island on the road. Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? Answer: Penguin 47. Four people are playing mahjong in a small room (no one else is watching). At this moment, the police came and all four of them ran away, but when the police arrived at the house, they caught another man. Why? Answer: Four people were playing a man named Mahjong in the house, and the police caught him. 48. Who is the king of beasts? -Answer: Zoo director 49. What can solve all the mysteries? -Answer: Answer 50. What kind of person will appear after death? -answer: in the movie.