English jokes: Good news and bad news

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. .

I've got good news and bad news

the owner replied.

I've got good news and bad news for you, owner. explain.

The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would

he bought all fifteen of your paintings .

The good news is that a gentleman inquires about your paintings and wants to know if they will appreciate in value after your death. When I told him I would, he bought all 15 of your works.

That's wonderful! the artist exclaimed

What's the bad news?. With concern

the gallery owner replied

The guy was your doctor.

That's great! The painter exclaimed, what about the bad news? The owner looked concerned and replied: That person is your doctor.