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What kind of plant is this?
Don't say I don't understand. I am a professional who specializes in Chinese medicine identification. Every year I meet someone who wants to be fooled. I met this situation for the second time in Baidu in less than 2 months. I didn't expect someone in the answer to think it was "magic" and "high technology"!
China's native knowledge of nature is not enough. This thing has deceived botany magazines and many TV stations before, and made a big joke in society and internationally. This poor charlatan trick is still believed today. Unreasonable.
We met with that stubborn attitude of insisting on evaluation by our organization. He didn't believe it at all. He thought it was a "treasure". Do you know what we are going to do? Ask him directly for the appraisal fee of 10 thousand yuan. In fact, who gave him any appraisal. The next day, the man was happy to report directly that "fake goods are worthless" and he felt comfortable. Behind our backs, we are simply in distress situation. Everyone just said that since he was going to hit the wall, let him hit it. The money was collected correctly and taught him a lesson. I hope everyone will not be fooled again!
What is a "rare treasure?" What is "legend"? Rare treasures can fill the streets with pictures online? Can you sell it on the street? If anyone dares to take it to a drugstore or a hospital to sell it, it will be strange if others don't kick you out of the house! You can try if you don't believe me. If anyone thinks he is a treasure, please contact me. Since you think it is a treasure, I will sell it to you. You can have as much as you want. It's very cheap to ask for 5000 pieces of "rare treasures" at a time. I sell them at 10000 pieces at a time and order them for a long time. How about I sell it for 5 yuan? Haha, it looks like I'm going to send it! ! !
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