Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - I worked overtime last night and sat next to a woman. I didn't care at first, because I was busy at work. A big sister in the back told me that this was my hometown, so I took a look.

I worked overtime last night and sat next to a woman. I didn't care at first, because I was busy at work. A big sister in the back told me that this was my hometown, so I took a look.

Figure out a professional old pervert, give a little advice to the little pervert! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The first sentence: When she asks you to invite her to dinner, you might as well stare at her for a long time. If she is not smart and enthusiastic, then don't spend money.

The second sentence: when you decide to chase a woman, first think about whether you can keep your true colors in front of her, or don't wronged yourself.

The third sentence: the first-class pervert loves talented women, the second-class pervert loves young ladies, the third-class pervert loves beautiful women, and the fourth-class pervert loves prostitutes.

The fourth sentence: I went shopping with her many times. She never let you spend money for her. She also asked you from time to time if you were hungry, thirsty, thirsty and tired. You were really moved, so you should consider marrying her.

The fifth sentence: Women's self-esteem is more fragile than ultra-thin stockings. Many times, you care too much about her self-esteem, and she may not care about your self-esteem. If she wants to be Cixi, don't be Li.

Sixth sentence: A beautiful woman who loves to lie is not a woman, so don't care too much.

The seventh sentence: the highest state of metamorphosis is single, and promiscuity is the performance of rookie incompetence.

Eighth sentence: Instead of waiting for her downstairs with a rose suit and tie in hand, let her see how lively you are on the playground and under the basketball stand.

Ninth sentence: Kissing her forehead and the back of her hand, kissing her insensitive places will make her feel better than kissing her sensitive places.

The tenth sentence: love is more cruel than the wilderness. The wound is as big as the happiness of love, but don't be afraid of pain if you want to chase her.

Eleventh sentence: A pervert has no reason to get carried away, because he is a wolf. Remember that women are tigers, and tigers are more powerful than wolves.

Twelfth sentence: Don't eat her leftovers,

Thirteenth sentence: the effect of spending one hundred yuan for her is several times stronger than that of spending one thousand yuan for her.

Fourteenth sentence: Women's promises and rhetoric are often not half as reliable as men's.

The fifteenth sentence: Her performance in the face of pregnant women and children often proves how deeply she feels for you.

Sixteenth sentence: a man goes to a bar to look for thorns, just like a dog rummaging through garbage to find food. If you want to be a real pervert, don't go to the bar to sing karaoke.

Seventeenth sentence: Although the woman in act young is white, don't be the Monkey King.

Eighteenth sentence: Women demand generosity and warmth in two extreme ways: naive girls and hysteria.

Nineteenth sentence: For a gentle and intelligent woman, a bouquet of hundreds of lotus flowers is more convincing than 999 roses.

Sentence 20: Tell some H jokes at the right time, often hug her from behind and kiss her gently.

Twenty-first sentence: women are often ten minutes late or don't come, and give some reasons why you will doubt. You might as well consider breaking up with her.

Twenty-second sentence: If a woman's eyes never shine when she looks at you, it is definitely your failure.

Twenty-third sentence: A woman who is good at dealing with multiple men cannot be trusted.

The best way to punish a super narcissistic woman is to point out her shortcomings directly, whether she growls or not, and turn around and leave.

Twenty-fifth sentence: Don't pretend to be mature until you can't see through whether a woman is faking an orgasm.

Don't expect too much from women. There are no good women, but there are bad women.

Twenty-seventh sentence: When a woman has been willful, critical and indifferent to you, but refuses to say that she loves you, she is just squeezing you and using you.

Twenty-eighth sentence: Try to appreciate her nude, instead of being decorated with sexy underwear.

Twenty-ninth sentence: Walking with a knife to pick her up at night can impress her more than driving a Mercedes-Benz BMW to pick her up.

Thirtieth sentence: Feel more about women.

The 32nd sentence: A pervert is a pervert. You shouldn't put on sheepskin. Don't deliberately be a gentleman and create romance-then you can only catch up with young women who are not sensible. Removing the original ecology of plug-ins is more attractive!

Thirty-third sentence: the person who read this post and replied, regardless of gender, was loved and loved all his life!