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1. Xiao Li is the director. He wanted to call Xiao Wang, but he couldn't get through. . . Finally, he got through. He said eagerly, "Hello? Are you Xiao Wang? " Xiao Wang was furious: "You are the tortoise!"

2. A godfather played golf and missed a ball. He said, "Damn it, I missed it!" Another ball missed. "Shit, I missed it again!" He served again, but still missed, "TMD, SB's ball!" "At this moment, the nun came over and said," God will punish you for talking like that! ""As soon as the words were finished, a flash of lightning came down and killed the nun. Sister Zhang Er Monk was puzzled and asked God why she was executed. God said angrily, "TMD missed!" " "

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